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Tonz
Tonz
528 posts
528 posts
10 Aug 2026 7:00pm
has got to be the sux doll in a suitcase.
Poor cops thinking they had a decomposed female body in a suitcase and it turns out Albo dumped his toy.
There must be some crazy jokrs going around nsw police communications
myscreenname
myscreenname
2515 posts
2515 posts
10 Aug 2026 8:59pm
Totally bizarre. I think last night or early this morning it was reported as 'human remains' Then later this morning they reported it was not human remains afterall, Maybe around lunchtime or hours later it turned out to be some sort of sex doll. WTF!

There were a lot of police resources and media coverage on this suitcase. The coverage of this throughout the morning made the cops look very stupid.
airsail
airsail
QLD
1613 posts
QLD, 1613 posts
11 Aug 2026 5:57am
Think of the poor cops back at the station, I’m sure they are getting heaps of ribbing from the rest of the force.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7318 posts
WA, 7318 posts
11 Aug 2026 7:25am
I'll take an educated guess it was probably a Veronica Vibro mark III model, she has very realistic skin texture.

I doubt it was anything like the Sofia 6000, those Latino bust and hips don't fit into standard size suitcases too well. And certainly not Big Betty versions 4 through 12.6, or any of the Voluptuous Victoria series, they might be supersized for the more discerning gentleman, but you need more than a suitcase when you breakup with those lovelies.

I guess it could have been one from the Angelic Angelina range, hyper-realistic, soft and sensual but they are quite easily damaged. And if it was, then the added benefit of easy wipe-clean might not help the cops too much with DNA sampling.

Given the reported time it had been in the bush for I doubt it was one of the new interactive AI driven models coming out of China, although the price and standard features of some of those are very attractive...
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23778 posts
WA, 23778 posts
11 Aug 2026 12:48pm
….. cleaning?
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7318 posts
WA, 7318 posts
11 Aug 2026 2:42pm
When I first heard it wasn't human remains, I assumed that it was myusername using one of his worn-out toys for a body disposal practice run before things really kick-off with his pesky neighbour and he needs to get real.

But then they said it was identifiable as female. And I figured if it was MSN, then it would be far more likely to have been a Big Ben ultra-rammer 1000 doll or maybe be one of the Winston Bear 12-inch Pounder series.


jn1
jn1
SA
2813 posts
jn1 jn1
SA, 2813 posts
11 Aug 2026 6:44pm
airsail said..
Think of the poor cops back at the station, I’m sure they are getting heaps of ribbing from the rest of the force.


They will have to promote out of it.
Tonz
Tonz
528 posts
528 posts
11 Aug 2026 6:19pm
Carantoc said..
I'll take an educated guess it was probably a Veronica Vibro mark III model, she has very realistic skin texture.

I doubt it was anything like the Sofia 6000, those Latino bust and hips don't fit into standard size suitcases too well. And certainly not Big Betty versions 4 through 12.6, or any of the Voluptuous Victoria series, they might be supersized for the more discerning gentleman, but you need more than a suitcase when you breakup with those lovelies.

I guess it could have been one from the Angelic Angelina range, hyper-realistic, soft and sensual but they are quite easily damaged. And if it was, then the added benefit of easy wipe-clean might not help the cops too much with DNA sampling.

Given the reported time it had been in the bush for I doubt it was one of the new interactive AI driven models coming out of China, although the price and standard features of some of those are very attractive...


and you know all this from google research and not personal shopping information.
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
89 posts
NSW, 89 posts
11 Aug 2026 9:15pm
She seems so sad.

Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7318 posts
WA, 7318 posts
12 Aug 2026 6:34am
OmarShamgar said..
She seems so sad.


Ummmm.....Yeaaah. I don't doubt it.

So, let me get this straight.... in your , ...your... well let's just call it an 'enforced sabbatical' from these forums you got yourself a sux doll and named her Carantoc. I am not sure if I should be flattered or scared.

When your are both right in the midst of the thralls of er, um....'passion'.... do you call out my name ? It is no wonder she is sad, she is playing second fiddle to your one true fantasy....

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