tell her you love her it will put tears in her eyes

well i got her flowers and i am taking her out, or getting her food from a restraunt and i always say i love her, so it doesn't bring a tear any more

Jordo,
For her next birthday throw her a surprise party.

There are very easy steps to follow to ensure you dont have to do any work.

1. Ask you auntie or other family member if you can hold it round their place. DO NOT ORGANISE IT AT YOUR HOUSE. Also ask your auntie to invite other family members.
2. Ring her friend and ask them to organise her other friends and for them to bring a plate. (Food)
3. Buy a coupla bottles of cheap bubby.
4. On the big day, put a couple of candles in paper bags in the driveway of your auntie's place so it looks like you organised EVERYTHING.

When your mum meets all her friends in the 'surprise meeting frenzy' make sure you jam your face in so that you get most exposure, telling them how tired you are.

Hey Presto, you will be an instant loving son.
Also, you get to keep all the leftover food for you lunchboxes.