time traveller??

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Cassa
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28 Oct 2010 6:47pm
maxm
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28 Oct 2010 9:50pm
Holy crap! I just travelled back in time to yesterday!!

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/General-Discussion/Chat/Heres-one-for-the-Conspiracy-Theorists-others/

Bigwavedave
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Carantoc
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28 Oct 2010 8:06pm
I reckon it is Flysurfer

He eventually builds his spinning top time machine, gets stuck in 1928 and is calling his Mom to say 'bugger, wish I had just got an old fairground ride and a broken clock'

Either that or she was after Telstra customer service and worked out she would have to call in 1928 to get through by 2010.


And look, am I the only one who noticed a zebra with a saddle briefly filled the screen ? Clearly the origins of the modern horse are not what they lead us to believe.

Cassa
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28 Oct 2010 8:23pm
Groundhog day today
Mark _australia
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28 Oct 2010 9:33pm
Cassa said...

Groundhog day today


maybe its the 'shrooms man
Cassa
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28 Oct 2010 10:15pm
omg ! dont tell me I have to read all those conspiracy theories just to keep up ,,
Dont want big sad wave dave to not smile
mathew
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29 Oct 2010 9:51am
Dont worry... time isn't quite linear like humans experience it -> its more like wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.
maxm
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29 Oct 2010 11:02am
mathew said...

Dont worry... time isn't quite linear like humans experience it -> its more like wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.


Yeah, I can connect with that. Bits of me wibble when I wobble.
grumplestiltskin
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29 Oct 2010 9:15am
Apparently Chuck Norris scissor kicked a hole back through time

http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/man-who-claims-to-have-found-chaplin-time-traveller-says-chuck-norris-not-responsible/story-e6frg30c-1225944678299
Carantoc
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30 Oct 2010 8:43pm
Been thinking.

If time travel is possible would it not have been possible for all time ?

Can't really explain that, except that if it is simply technology stopping time travel then at some point in the future technology would advance to become such that everybody has an iTime and can freely move about whenever they want. This would lead to a time soup in which time has no meaning and hence all of human time becomes equal and time travel becomes possible at any time.

Unless I suppose, that humans become extinct before the iTime is developed but after the technology is such that only a few can travel for isolated periods and they either didn't come this far back or did not reveal themselves. But this would require two scenarios to act out simulateously and, presumably, immediately before humans became extinct the few that could would travel back and correct it.

Thus I concluded that humans will never travel through time, as they cannot do it now.

But then I though about it some more and confused myself.
saltiest1
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30 Oct 2010 11:48pm
Carantoc said...

Been thinking.

If time travel is possible would it not have been possible for all time ?

Can't really explain that, except that if it is simply technology stopping time travel then at some point in the future technology would advance to become such that everybody has an iTime and can freely move about whenever they want. This would lead to a time soup in which time has no meaning and hence all of human time becomes equal and time travel becomes possible at any time.

Unless I suppose, that humans become extinct before the iTime is developed but after the technology is such that only a few can travel for isolated periods and they either didn't come this far back or did not reveal themselves. But this would require two scenarios to act out simulateously and, presumably, immediately before humans became extinct the few that could would travel back and correct it.

Thus I concluded that humans will never travel through time, as they cannot do it now.

But then I though about it some more and confused myself.





umm.... yep.
Cassa
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30 Oct 2010 9:00pm
Did that hurt ?????
Cassa
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30 Oct 2010 9:01pm
Maybe it was a black hole ----- ever seen one?????
Bigwavedave
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31 Oct 2010 12:13am
Carantoc said...

Been thinking.

If time travel is possible would it not have been possible for all time ?

Can't really explain that, except that if it is simply technology stopping time travel then at some point in the future technology would advance to become such that everybody has an iTime and can freely move about whenever they want. This would lead to a time soup in which time has no meaning and hence all of human time becomes equal and time travel becomes possible at any time.

Unless I suppose, that humans become extinct before the iTime is developed but after the technology is such that only a few can travel for isolated periods and they either didn't come this far back or did not reveal themselves. But this would require two scenarios to act out simulateously and, presumably, immediately before humans became extinct the few that could would travel back and correct it.

Thus I concluded that humans will never travel through time, as they cannot do it now.

But then I though about it some more and confused myself.



funniest post for ages
Mark _australia
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30 Oct 2010 11:53pm
Carantoc said...

Been thinking.

If time travel is possible would it not have been possible for all time ?

Can't really explain that, except that if it is simply technology stopping time travel then at some point in the future technology would advance to become such that everybody has an iTime and can freely move about whenever they want. This would lead to a time soup in which time has no meaning and hence all of human time becomes equal and time travel becomes possible at any time.

Unless I suppose, that humans become extinct before the iTime is developed but after the technology is such that only a few can travel for isolated periods and they either didn't come this far back or did not reveal themselves. But this would require two scenarios to act out simulateously and, presumably, immediately before humans became extinct the few that could would travel back and correct it.

Thus I concluded that humans will never travel through time, as they cannot do it now.

But then I though about it some more and confused myself.




Don't be silly.

If time travel was invented in the future, people would travel in time, but keep it secret from people in the past as they realise that those in the past could not responsibly handle the technology, or be capable of understanding the techonology.
Like trying to explain how to build a TV to somebody before electricty was invented - impossible.

Thus, time travel, if it is possible, can only make you go forward in time, which is a pain in the arse as you are older when you get there, which means you are flatulent, forgetful, can't get it up, can't score and only want to watch Matlock or Dr Phil on TV
Carantoc
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31 Oct 2010 8:12pm
^^

I think you may have a higher regard for the morals of people than I do.

I kinda think that if somebody invented a time machine then their put-upon hard working but ill-appreciated white lab coat wearing and rather geeky assistant would jump in it, go back in time and invent it himself, thus taking all the glory.

At which point it becomes a race backwards through time to be the first to invent a time machine.

Mark _australia
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31 Oct 2010 9:12pm
Carantoc said...

^^

I think you may have a higher regard for the morals of people than I do.

I kinda think that if somebody invented a time machine then their put-upon hard working but ill-appreciated white lab coat wearing and rather geeky assistant would jump in it, go back in time and invent it himself, thus taking all the glory.

At which point it becomes a race backwards through time to be the first to invent a time machine.




hmmmm

never thought of that. I'd just go back and put money on the stock exchange and horses

Cassa
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31 Oct 2010 9:25pm
Carantoc said...



could somebody e-mail these guys a picture of some boobs, I think they might be a little repressed or something.




I think they may be paying too much attention to the wrong black hole[}:)]
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