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j murray
j murray
SA
947 posts
SA, 947 posts
26 Apr 2010 9:28pm

What gets up your nose, in a general way, with me…………

Full combat fatigues in maccas………. Idiots with jake brakes
A nose/face full of piercing serving food……black
A dog’s crap not picked up by owner……… jet boats
A senseless tattoo on a beautiful body…….aircraft noise
Foot brawl commentators language skills… inspections
Musac played loud at public gatherings.
Pushing up the sound for commercials…… Cash for
A fem who acts like a male………………….Political correctness
Incorrectly pronounced Australian place names.
Political advisors…spinners………………….Smoking
Media beatups……………………………..….Unwanted children
Genital malpractices…………………………. Nannyism
Down trodden women…….Children subjected to mind manipulation
Unopened checkouts…………………………Crazy Taxi drivers
Subawhatsy drivers…………………………...Party politics
Little, very tall car’s, boxes……………………Preferential voting
White certain aussie made cars……………..State governments
Behavior of sports? Fans?............................Current flag
The incorrect usage of the word “Mate”…….Head dress
The political rape of Australia………………..Divide and rule
The down skilling of police………………….Our transport systems
The lowering of basic learning…………….. elective surgery
Religious schools…………………………….Squatting toilets
Qantas being run by non Australians………Dictorial government
Overseas maintained………………………..Criminal escorting
Overseas commercial interests controlling key services.
Non home grown everyday food products.
The demise of our service industries………Entry Permits
Our petrol products, belonging to overseas companies.
Mining of our earthen resources, unrelentingly.
Non value adding……………………………Key promises
Live animal exports…………………………Election promises.
Water……………………………………...politicians lip movement
The plight of the farmer………………….political fueled inflation
ETC………………………………………………what’s yours?
Buell
Buell
SA
89 posts
SA, 89 posts
26 Apr 2010 9:57pm
tailgaters
GypsyDrifter
GypsyDrifter
WA
2371 posts
WA, 2371 posts
26 Apr 2010 8:32pm
Oh my goodness jmurray...what? have you changed your medication lately

From your list
"Non home grown everyday food products."

Because the healthier I am, the more I can do something about the rest of the
crappy things in life.
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
26 Apr 2010 8:47pm
My finger
Buell
Buell
SA
89 posts
SA, 89 posts
26 Apr 2010 10:24pm
elmo said...

My finger


Classic one elmo, I love a good belly laugh
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
26 Apr 2010 11:08pm
When I go out the door in the morning and feel the sun, it gets all tingling and then I do a big sneeze, It feels great. Unfortunately I wake up all the neighbours.


So the sun gets up my nose.
shark
shark
WA
361 posts
WA, 361 posts
27 Apr 2010 1:25am
j murray said...


What gets up your nose, in a general way, with me…………

……black
… jet boats
… inspections
… Cash for
….. elective surgery
..Criminal escorting




Interesting list-cant imagine why you would find jet boats offensive? and the other items above though???
russh
russh
SA
3027 posts
SA, 3027 posts
27 Apr 2010 8:59am
Lists
stamp
stamp
QLD
2800 posts
QLD, 2800 posts
27 Apr 2010 9:48am
negative people who make huge lists about all the things they think are wrong with the world
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
2575 posts
NSW, 2575 posts
27 Apr 2010 10:25am
people that complain about people comlaining about people who complain.
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
27 Apr 2010 8:30am
Salt water
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
27 Apr 2010 10:20am
my farts
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
27 Apr 2010 10:23am
Cocaine
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
27 Apr 2010 2:23pm
j.................murray
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
27 Apr 2010 2:25pm
I can think of heaps, but Im not going to.
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
27 Apr 2010 3:43pm
Doggie just reminded me of something that gets right up my nose,

powdered dry doggie doos when I run over them with the lawn mower.
GASP! CHOKE!!

landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
27 Apr 2010 8:18pm
are you having a bad week joe! you r list was toolong to read it all ....... I keep tellin' ya but your finger aint listening
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
27 Apr 2010 8:19pm
Bender said...

my farts


They get up every bodies nose
shark
shark
WA
361 posts
WA, 361 posts
27 Apr 2010 8:52pm
saltiest1 said...

people that complain about people comlaining about people who complain.


complaining people who cant spell...
knigit
knigit
WA
319 posts
WA, 319 posts
27 Apr 2010 9:28pm
Buell said...

tailgaters


on the flip side I can't stand people who take forever to turn off of a main road. you've indicated, slowed to a point where u'll be in reverse if you go any slower, turn the falarking corner already.
hills
hills
SA
1622 posts
SA, 1622 posts
28 Apr 2010 12:22am
"Cash for A fem who acts like a male"... What the...?!?
j murray
j murray
SA
947 posts
SA, 947 posts
28 Apr 2010 9:52am

ROFL!!.....love you all ....gee i hate fishing too [}:)], looks like I caught a few

in that post though .....
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
28 Apr 2010 10:30am
According to my 4yo...HAIR!

(last week's) kid question of the week...

"Dad, why do you have so much hair up your nose?"
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
28 Apr 2010 9:05am
knigit said...

Buell said...

tailgaters


on the flip side I can't stand people who take forever to turn off of a main road. you've indicated, slowed to a point where u'll be in reverse if you go any slower, turn the falarking corner already.


+1
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
28 Apr 2010 11:36am
no wind......oh, and traffic.
ka43
ka43
NSW
3105 posts
NSW, 3105 posts
28 Apr 2010 11:45am
dummy mummy's in 4wd's talking on the phone with screaming kids in the back and totally oblivious to each and every road rule.
"whats an indicator?"
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
28 Apr 2010 12:04pm
Being "on the beach", ie being temporarily stuck with living among the landlubbers.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
28 Apr 2010 11:22am
cisco said...

Being "on the beach", ie being temporarily stuck with living among the landlubbers.


Getting red thumbed for everything you say
Buell
Buell
SA
89 posts
SA, 89 posts
28 Apr 2010 1:01pm
doggie said...

knigit said...

Buell said...

tailgaters


on the flip side I can't stand people who take forever to turn off of a main road. you've indicated, slowed to a point where u'll be in reverse if you go any slower, turn the falarking corner already.


+1


Can relate to this, got stuck behind a group of Harley riders the other weekend. If they went any slower around the bends they might as well have gotten off and pushed the bikes around

doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
28 Apr 2010 11:48am
Buell said...

doggie said...

knigit said...

Buell said...

tailgaters


on the flip side I can't stand people who take forever to turn off of a main road. you've indicated, slowed to a point where u'll be in reverse if you go any slower, turn the falarking corner already.


+1


Can relate to this, got stuck behind a group of Harley riders the other weekend. If they went any slower around the bends they might as well have gotten off and pushed the bikes around




They usually do dont they the only time a hardly drivable can get around a corner is when its a Buell
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
28 Apr 2010 11:36pm
doggie said...

cisco said...

Being "on the beach", ie being temporarily stuck with living among the landlubbers.


Getting red thumbed for everything you say


Yeah, I know. It cuts me to the quick. Sob. I dunno what I am going to do. Sob. Somebody doesn't like me....waaah..hah.hah.hah.

And you know what makes it worse. The Burnett River traffic bridge is not high enough to ensure certain death if I toss myself off it. Waaaah.hah.hah.hah.

They're coming to take me away ha ha, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time.

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