Getting skunked, and worse, arriving at the bay to find I've left my booms at home.
Oh and rats knawing through my guts. I hate that, and pushing nails into my eyes. And being hung up on a meat hook by my heals and skinned alive. Oh and incubating predatory aliens in by guts that eat their way out and Ebola. The last time I had that it made a real mess of the carpet. Pellagra, I hate that and pancreatic cancer and liver flukes and when your fingers fall off with leprosy and Fourex beer. God I hate that.

cisco said...

doggie said...

cisco said...

Being "on the beach", ie being temporarily stuck with living among the landlubbers.

Getting red thumbed for everything you say

Yeah, I know. It cuts me to the quick. Sob. I dunno what I am going to do. Sob. Somebody doesn't like me....waaah..hah.hah.hah.

And you know what makes it worse. The Burnett River traffic bridge is not high enough to ensure certain death if I toss myself off it. Waaaah.hah.hah.hah.

They're coming to take me away ha ha, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time.

The bit about the traffic bridge was funny

doggie said...

MintoxGT said...

Casual labor

Casual sex is better

Does that mean you don't have to dress up for it?

Travelling by train to the city [Sydney] for an early start in winter Why
Carridges are packed with immigrants who dose up on garlic overnight then rise early doubtful that they shower . wrap themselves up from the cold . Fair dinkum these people STINK The carridges are fan forced ovens The stench throughout the trains is enough to bring ya weetbix up , it gets up ya nose in the back of ya throat and can burn ya eyes

Open a window you say , They dont open
Drive to work , Single car family , parking too exxy
like the post by G/D enough is enough
Whats happeneg to our country thats what gets up my nose literally [}:)]

maxm said...

doggie said...

cisco said...

Being "on the beach", ie being temporarily stuck with living among the landlubbers.

Getting red thumbed for everything you say

Sorry, doggie. You get red thumbed for that.

Lol, only stating the obvious cmon maxm only jokin

Fresh or otherwise, Barka eggs in the lawnmower / whipper snipper are horrors.

The inflated prices, poor service and average food at most restaurants in WA is "up there" as well.

Nice game o' footy on the weekend ey Diver? Well half was anyhoo.

The better team won in the end.



2nd rant for the day: AFL teams who can't bl00dy kick a footy straight - at the elite level!! Grrr. Enough to make you watch the soccer. Nah.. not that bad.

Just to borrow from my Dockers mates.. "It's gonna be a long year" "There is always next year". Sadly, I can see myself repeating that next year also. Thank gawd for Richmond.

Don't get me started on WA "dining experiences". What sort of BS are the WA hospitality industry trying to sell to the punter.

Managers who stare straight through you when you arrive, average food, horrendous staff attitudes and... I have to stop as there are some places that do look after you and make sure that the crimes of others aren't repeated in their restaurants.

It def. takes some of the shine off celebrating a Derby win with your Eagle's mates, shouting the meal because they lost a bet on the game

getfunky said...

Did it take Jeffery out too?

The Eagles deserved a sh!t sandwich (minus the bread n butter) after that second half.

See how the Dockers go on the road against a decent team this weekend ey Diver?

Yay footy biff is back on Seabreeze

That's usin ya head!

BMW Australia... bunch of f***ers! That goes for you too Stavros Yallouridis (where's your response mofo?).


slow drivers.
driver that slow at lights IN CASE they go orange (losers).
drivers that get stuck @ junctions (usually women).
city women in large SUV's... actually they scare the sh!t out of me.

Kite surfers that go in and out where people are launching.
Body draggers/n00bs that hang around launch area.

Representative democracy (wtf)... I really hate voting for some wanker to represent me... Participatory democracy is true democracy.

Smug cops.