not matter how hurt u get from it you'll always want to get out and try again tomorow

Mine get wet as soon as I play with em

You just need to know how to pull their strings

They are best pumped hard (but not too hard).


sorry.

You wont mind if it goes down on you!! or


You can join two kites together just for fun!!


I have heard Greenleader is a 'one pump' sorta guy

I love those lazy summer days, when you go out after lunch with the big ol' girl and ride her until mid-late arvo... just to warm up... then, you swap her for the younger thinner model and ride her for a few hours more before it blows so much that you pop your edge.


Ahhhhh... I lurve kiting... Thinks I needs a "postkital" cigarette.

Its just lucky you allways met girls that dont place a big emphasis on sex, i always warn a new g/f that i have a dick like a baby! 7lb6 and 10 inches

ODE TO MY GIRL/KITE

A traveling kiter with FLYSURFER SPEED
can GLOBEtrot the world at super SONIC speed
But in the conFUSION of a PRIMA DONNA fault
an EASYRIDER kiter has but 1 ASSAULT
and that is to MENACE and slash a big wave
that will LIFT the need to work and slave.

If your girl truly has a TORNADOS CORE
then buy her a MACHINE high OCTANE for sure
FUEL up her passion and light up her TORCH
for she is the one who'll love LIQUIDS FORCE.

If you give her a Singapore SLINGSHOT for sure
she'll be RAVEN and ranting and wanting for more
If you WIP HER KAR ford then her VENOM for certain
will put CATAPULT in hand and have your CROSSBOW invertin

If she be a DIESEL don't SPIT in the FIRE
for her PULSE is the NEMESIS
of a your one desire.

She'll SWITCHBLADE and BEST any man boy in line..oh!
she'll do it with the gusto of a full on mad RHINO
but in the end from under her HALO
her delicate kiss will make your blood FLOW

So remember your girl as your WAROO takes flight
and reflect on the WAVE that you rode on last night
FLEX your FOIL and get ready to STRIKE
and ride that next SHOCKWAVE with love and delight.

Touche H2flow , that was so cool

takes alot of time and effort just to get them ready to go ride..

Ta Paulio!
Wonder if that qualifies me as a kite addict.
The mind is truly a strange thang when no wind blows, Huh?

Some are expensive and high maintenance, others are low maintenance, some colourful some plain, some old some new. If your scared of them they will have it all over you, but best of all there is always a later model to look at, or test run for those guys in the market place

ones never enough!

flying two at once is dangerous.

or

if you have a collection its bound to contain at least one minger.

New is always better than second hand!
And, old ones get wrinkly...........

the harder u pump the more chance of blowing their bladder