' like a girl because...

a) they will invite you on a backpacking trip around india and then dump you when you arrive and shag an italian, and then you spend the whole trip patching it up for your damn kite to run into him again in madras and decide he flies her better and your left working in a f***kin orphanage with no wind!!

b) You cook a kite dinner and the kite says its too f***kin salty throws hers away and tells you how to make it better without so much as a "thankyou" or "nice try honey!!!"

AAARRGGHHH!!!!

c) you buy your kite some clothes and when she tries em on they fit perfect but she says they're too small and then she attacks you because she thinks all you want is sex and you have to defend your self and then she attacks you because she thinks you don't want sex, and next thing you know she's throwing all those clothes that you thought would be nice on her on the street!!

OH gOD!!

d) kites are like girls cos they cant read maps.

peace

dont laff at it...! beaver is a substantial meal on the plains...

also a kite is like a girl because...

- you ride your motor bike to your kites place and she has her little nephew over and your damn kite begs and begs you too put him on the bike for a photo and so you do thinking this is a lovely family moment only to have him spew over the petrol tank and watch it run down the forks and then your kite yells at you because somehow it had to be my fault and brings up how salty the dinner was last night that i made and then she grabs the damn nephew off the bike and in doing so knocks my bike over!...

... but i still love my kite....

that was a nasty ex from last year. she had small boobies too unlike my kites that have nice big air bags...

mmmm

love those nipples...

Navajo - thats classic.
Might just be my warped SOH
or praps its just cos Im in Victoria
but havent stopped larfin since readin your reply/s days ago.
. . . . . . . . . funniest ever . . .

but you gotta get over it dude - she's not the only kite in the ocean

they can be expensive to get

Of the just five opportunities you get to kite since Christmas only one of them was any good and even that one way too short-lived