A quick beginners guide to kite choice

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Capt Loopy
Capt Loopy
NSW
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NSW, 276 posts
5 May 2013 12:12am


coldshot
coldshot
WA
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WA, 218 posts
4 May 2013 10:33pm
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i need someone to put loopy's pic in the list of gay pics
Capt Loopy
Capt Loopy
NSW
276 posts
NSW, 276 posts
5 May 2013 12:51am
coldshot said...
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx?member=Capt%https://20Loopybreeze.com.au/img/photos/kitesurfing/7183672.jpg' />

i need someone to put loopy's pic in the list of gay pics



Ill do it in the morning
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
5 May 2013 1:33am
I'd ride all them brands bar 1.

Am I a ****** in your eyes?

Tool.
James
James
WA
549 posts
WA, 549 posts
5 May 2013 7:13am
I actually thought it was funny, thanks for the laugh , J
Supergus
Supergus
NSW
305 posts
NSW, 305 posts
5 May 2013 10:22am
Ha Ha was good for a laugh ..
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
5 May 2013 12:15pm
Apologies for not having a sense of humor.

Your no tool.
Capt Loopy
Capt Loopy
NSW
276 posts
NSW, 276 posts
5 May 2013 1:24pm
Underoath said...
Apologies for not having a sense of humor.

Your no tool.


your right mate.I was just trying to bring some colour into a black & white world.

coldshot said...
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx?member=Capt%https://20Loopybreeze.com.au/img/photos/kitesurfing/7183672.jpg' />

i need someone to put loopy's pic in the list of gay pics


Hay coldie your link broken so im not sure witch pic your talking about.So I just dug up a old one out of my collection.

ENJOY
towradgi
towradgi
NSW
432 posts
NSW, 432 posts
5 May 2013 3:28pm
Very creative and tongue in cheek? Loopy.But a definition of gayness here is applicable.I know a 45 kilo teeth-brace and bikini wearing chick who does unhooked trix and is alot more agressive on a North than an 80kilo male on a slingshot who strokes his ego and mows the lawn.Looks like coldshot got the 'hotshot' he asked for.Also different cities have different kite demographics.
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
5 May 2013 3:25pm
Mate I dunno where you got that, but I found the real copy of it online.
Here it is:


dan111984
dan111984
461 posts
461 posts
5 May 2013 3:30pm
I wish I saw this before I brought 2 of the gayest kites..
but I still have my old cabrinha so I guess that reduces the gayness by one third.
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
5 May 2013 3:53pm
dan111984 said...
I wish I saw this before I brought 2 of the gayest kites..
but I still have my old cabrinha so I guess that reduces the gayness by one third.


Mate luckily for you I think they went easy on the Cab...
zarb
zarb
NSW
703 posts
NSW, 703 posts
5 May 2013 5:56pm
I am averaging approximately 40% gayness.
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
5 May 2013 4:00pm
zarb said...
I am averaging approximately 40% gayness.


How is that possible? You only learnt to fly the kite and not ride the board or something??? If you kite, you're gay.
zarb
zarb
NSW
703 posts
NSW, 703 posts
5 May 2013 6:36pm
According to the original table. I am being blinded by so many gayness tables, I don't know what to believe anymore.
fingerbone
fingerbone
NSW
921 posts
NSW, 921 posts
5 May 2013 9:15pm
Thats ok...my 5yr old niece says that Gay means Happy....
THE DONG
THE DONG
VIC
518 posts
VIC, 518 posts
5 May 2013 9:20pm
that chart means im one gay faark
jplmain
jplmain
26 posts
26 posts
7 May 2013 4:16pm
This is my first year of kiting.
First two kites SS RPM 10 and 8
Third kite bought a Argo 13.5
Forth Airush one 12 (Snaped my neck, was in hospital for week. Never fully recovered).
Fifth kite is a 17.5 O.R. FLITE (Re-hurt my neck stiff now)
Just got my first surf kite 11 ZIAN KIMA, best kite so far love it. You can see me now surfing honolulu Kahala without a helmet, because that's what John Wayne would do.

P.S Invitations to my wake not needed please, help my wife with funeral expenses.
dan111984
dan111984
461 posts
461 posts
7 May 2013 4:35pm
zarb said...
I am averaging approximately 40% gayness.


According to the first chart you are somewhere between the terminator and chuck norris. 40% gay, 100% badass.. [}:)]
seb2
seb2
VIC
231 posts
VIC, 231 posts
9 May 2013 1:44pm
dan111984 said..

zarb said...
I am averaging approximately 40% gayness.


According to the first chart you are somewhere between the terminator and chuck norris. 40% gay, 100% badass..


So according to this chart Zarb, at 40% gayness your mostly straight but:

-you wear your pants like Arny - black leather (probably really tight)
-and your shirt is undone ala Chuck norris.

Are you ziggy stardust?



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