Plummet said...
Yep its a cold and dessolate place where you root sheep, your tv is stolen and some sicko rapes your cat. In truth I was unaware of the prolific cat raping problem in NZ. Probably because some farker stole my TV and I missed the news! But it probably explains why my cat always has this scowl on its face.
Actually I dislike cats. Misserable self absorbed creatures. Keep up the cat raping, rapists. Your doing a good job.
I had a terrible 25-35 knot session yesterday.... Truely horrible. I got wet, it was overcast, The sand hurt my legs. What a bloody nightmare. The day before i went downhill mountain biking. That sucked. I sweated like a cat rapist, the body armor made my legs stinky. My arsewhole buddies made me go to the pub afterward. What pricks. I didn't get home to after 9. Bloody missis had made me dinner, but it was cold, I gave her a serve for serving me cold food. What is the world coming to when a man turns up hours late to find cold dinner in the fridge?!
I have had enough of this ****hole.
I'm packing up right now and leaving. I'm going to Japan first to bum rape a whale then eat it in the name of science. Then i'll spend a month with lofty learning the ways of putting baby powder into kite bladders. I'll finish of by moving to wa turning homometrosexual stick a dick and balls in each ear and shack up with waveslave.
Haha gold!! But I'm surprised you didn't say .. Move to wa , work in the mines , go to the gym , take roids, get a scaffold ticket, buy a hsv and put a silver fern on it . Chur
