Kozzie said..

i use to kite for 8 hours in 1 session when i first started.

lol. ^^^

Wow, it's good to talk yourself up.

Praise away.

waveslave said..

Kozzie said..

i use to kite for 8 hours in 1 session when i first started.

lol. ^^^

Wow, it's good to talk yourself up.

Praise away.

thats not talking myself up... thats embaressing.... i couldnt make cheese sandwiches for 8 hours. thats how lame "freeride" is

Come to holland. Wind conditions of 50 knots with a sea that is unforgivening

The same at my beach. No one ever turns up under 30. Ever.

Kozzie said..
hahahah holly **** underoath :D

i think were getting more agressive online the more we get beaten by bloody children who cant buy a pint yet but even that aside this is a very nice post :D your an inspiration

Nah he's just scared of me 'cause I gave him a "death threat" LOL... *sigh*

Plummet said..

hornedsquirrel said..
Come to holland. Wind conditions of 50 knots with a sea that is unforgivening

That sounds like fun!.....

At my local the hardest core dudes are the gnarly old buggars. They go out in rediculous conditions and ride stupidly deep in the pocket of massive waves. A lot of the younger guys don't even turn up on those days.

Get to 40+ knot gusts and 5 meter swell and the same 5 or 6 mad bastard dudes turn up.. None of them are bellow 40! most in their 50's.

Do you have any mates in NZ Plums? Everytime you post a video or pic, you're on your own out in that cold dessolate place.
I feel sorry for you.

Plummet said...

So don't feel sorry for me man. I have a glorious life. Far more glorious than what I reveal on internet forums.

This cant be right... Didn't you also say you are an old bloke living in New Zealand?

What I'm finding hard to believe is there are still kiwis left in nz

bjw said..
With so many moving here its decreasing both Australia and New Zealand's average IQ

I've heard something like that before.

Kamikuza said..

Nathe said..
What I'm finding hard to believe is there are still kiwis left in nz

Me too, it's a ****hole run by ****ing assholes. The weather sucks too: you don a t-shirt and shirts cos it's hot, go outside and freeze when the sun goes behind a cloud but still get sunburned in 5 minutes and when you go back inside you find someone has stolen your TV and raped your cat.

Yeh but QLD in Japan is a hole.

kitebt said..
Did you know that Kiwi's invented flying machines? Little known fact but they got there 50 years before the Write Brothers.

Is that Wright?

Kamikuza said..

Nathe said..
What I'm finding hard to believe is there are still kiwis left in nz

Me too, it's a ****hole run by ****ing assholes. The weather sucks too: you don a t-shirt and shirts cos it's hot, go outside and freeze when the sun goes behind a cloud but still get sunburned in 5 minutes and when you go back inside you find someone has stolen your TV and raped your cat.

Im in tears

Yep its a cold and dessolate place where you root sheep, your tv is stolen and some sicko rapes your cat. In truth I was unaware of the prolific cat raping problem in NZ. Probably because some farker stole my TV and I missed the news! But it probably explains why my cat always has this scowl on its face.

Actually I dislike cats. Misserable self absorbed creatures. Keep up the cat raping, rapists. Your doing a good job.

I had a terrible 25-35 knot session yesterday.... Truely horrible. I got wet, it was overcast, The sand hurt my legs. What a bloody nightmare. The day before i went downhill mountain biking. That sucked. I sweated like a cat rapist, the body armor made my legs stinky. My arsewhole buddies made me go to the pub afterward. What pricks. I didn't get home to after 9. Bloody missis had made me dinner, but it was cold, I gave her a serve for serving me cold food. What is the world coming to when a man turns up hours late to find cold dinner in the fridge?!

I have had enough of this ****hole.

I'm packing up right now and leaving. I'm going to Japan first to bum rape a whale then eat it in the name of science. Then i'll spend a month with lofty learning the ways of putting baby powder into kite bladders. I'll finish of by moving to wa turning homometrosexual stick a dick and balls in each ear and shack up with waveslave.

No whales here, theyve all been eaten. Why do you think the whaling fleet is hanging out In your backyard?

bjw said..

Kamikuza said...
raped your cat.

Yeh but QLD in Japan is a hole.

Yeah I got it the first time.

Raw horse yes. Beef is cooked you fool. Always.

Plummet said..
I'll finish of by moving to wa turning homometrosexual stick a dick and balls in each ear and shack up with waveslave.

i actually laughed at this hahahaha nice :D