Anyone taught their parents to kitesurf?

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stnkygoat
stnkygoat
NSW
230 posts
NSW, 230 posts
17 Mar 2006 7:03pm
How did it go? Anyone been successful? My mum is coming to stay and I thought she might enjoy it. I tried to teach my Dad last year and he fully looped the kite, faceplanted, sat up spitting out sand and then tore a strip off me. Then he tried to teach me golf as punishment. I am more hopeful for mum - she is better with instructions, is a really good surfer (Old school!) and pretty good on a wakeboard...

Has anyone else lived to tell the tale, or should I forget it and go surfing with her instead? Years of Christmas presents hang in the balance here people...
Richardp
Richardp
QLD
38 posts
QLD, 38 posts
17 Mar 2006 7:52pm
Mitigate the risk by getting a professional to do the instruction for you, teaching family or friends is bound to be high risk

Richard
Prepare
Prepare
WA
132 posts
WA, 132 posts
17 Mar 2006 6:29pm
my dads just turned 50 and hes keen to get lessons. Im a bit skeptical though, dont want to be taken off the will

Brighton Kiter Rhys
Brighton Kiter Rhys
WA
196 posts
WA, 196 posts
17 Mar 2006 6:58pm
LOL OMG the exact thing happened to my dad wen i gave him a go lol.... funny thing was he was using a 7m when others half the size were just ok on 12's lol
stnkygoat
stnkygoat
NSW
230 posts
NSW, 230 posts
17 Mar 2006 10:19pm
quote:
Originally posted by Brighton Kiter Rhys

LOL OMG the exact thing happened to my dad wen i gave him a go lol.... funny thing was he was using a 7m when others half the size were just ok on 12's lol



HA! I did the same, gave him a small kite - and showed him everything REALLY slowly....

"Yes yes yes. I bloody well get it!" said my Da, the champion sportsman, who gave up trying to teach me any sort of sport at all after I demonstrated a total lack of talent at the age of about 3.

..and then I put him on the kite and he pulled it gently to one side and then the other and then switched his brain off and looped the thing. I believe the expression was FAAAAAARK!!!! and he sort of screamed a little. It was of course terrible. Very unfortunate. Not humourous at all. NOT BLOODY FUNNY, YOUNG LADY. But the audience disagreed.....

And before everyone writes in to tell me how irresponsible I am - there was nothing downwind except sand and then water for about a kilometer. Like I said, the Christmas presents hang in the balance.

jeremy
jeremy
WA
202 posts
WA, 202 posts
17 Mar 2006 9:14pm
hey im 50 and i have just taken up the sport ...absolutely love it. Had lessons. My son is learning as well..hes 21...Cant wait till we can do it together ..i,ll just have to be patient till he catches up to me.

jeremy
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
18 Mar 2006 12:30am
quote:
Originally posted by Richardp

Mitigate the risk by getting a professional to do the instruction for you, teaching family or friends is bound to be high risk

Richard



Richard is quite right. In fact, I'd go so far as to say, that slamming your genitalia between two house bricks is far safer and less emotionally damaging than teaching friends or family to do anything nearly as demanding as kiteboarding.

I was stupid enough to teach my ex to drive her first car... those bricks were my best friends. I miss them so much.
batton_holder
batton_holder
WA
92 posts
WA, 92 posts
18 Mar 2006 7:14am
Step 1 Stick up your bigest venom 1 hour before the NE hits at Nobbies

2 get mum to play with it for the hour (slack back lines)while you take photographs of her

3 when the NE hits give mum your camera and get her to photograph you for the rest of the arvo

4 charge mum free dinner out

at the end of the day you havent missed out on a kite, spent quality time with mum on a kite set up to go at a slow (less twitchy) pace, and got some memorabilia for her to show her friends.

PS if shes getting photos get some of me and lloyd
cyu mate
silviu
silviu
VIC
663 posts
VIC, 663 posts
19 Mar 2006 1:55pm
Hey Kidds,
There is nothing wrong with "mature" people taking the sport!!
That may bring some "wisdom down to eart"!!
I was thinking in the past I am the most mature kitesurfer in Melbourne area, but I heard that there are others, born before me, still active!
So, if you want your mum or dad, enjoy the sport with (or without) you, there is nothing wrong with, as long as IT IS SAFE, and it is taken step by step (generally small steps at once).

Have fun out there and be safe.
Silviu

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