Luv my KBM, never missed an edition....keeps gettin better,are you guy's supporting the Noosa River dillemma, by sending up a rep on SAT 21st for the Rally?...It is only up the road from Coolum !

1/Why grey hair so early in life

can you please make a kite that doesn't fall apart at the stitching?

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Originally posted by stamp

can you please make a kite that doesn't fall apart at the stitching?

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facelifted man, that is a request, not a question.

And you didn't say pretty please. Rude Rude Rude.

To be a rep/employee for J.P/Cab is it a pre-req that my hair must be grey? and


* If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disorientated?

* If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes

* Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

* If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

* If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

* Why is a man who invests all your money called a broker?

* When cheese has its picture taken, what does it say?

* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who drives a race-car not called a racist?

* Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

* Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

* Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

* I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?

* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

* What hair colour do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

* I was thinking about how more people seem to read the Bible a
whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me, they're cramming for their final exam.

* I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little spoons
and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

* If it is true we are here to help others, then what exactly are
the others here for?

* You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

* No one ever says, Its only a game when their team is winning.

* Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
zigzag?

* Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian
water know that if you spell it backwards, it is NAIVE?

* Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a
peeing section in a swimming pool?

* If four out of five people suffer from diarrhoea does that mean
the fifth enjoys it?

hope this gets in the mag

richrelative.......Gold!

I vote for rich relatives post to get a section in the mag that was gold.

Question- kites like the sigma and delta series have taken a step away from conventional kite shape as the bow kite did when it first came out. Do you feel this is where the future of kite design is headed and will this new concept of designs have the same or an equivalent impact on the market or the technology that the bow designs did?

greenleader

its called no work and all fun

* If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries!

* Do penguins have knees?

* Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

* How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

* Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

* In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

* Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?

* If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

* Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

* If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

* If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

* If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?

* Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?

* You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

* If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

* If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

* Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

* Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

* If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

* If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

* Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

* Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

* How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

* If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

* When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

* Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

* How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

* Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

* Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

* Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

* Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?

* Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?

* If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?

* If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

* Why are red buttons always the most important?

* How is chess considered a sport?

* Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?

* If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?

* If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?

* If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?

* Would you die if you didn't pee?

RR WTF!?!?!?! Did you seriously type all that?

Did you design the Cabrinha logo and if so what inspired you to such a design?

How do you decide on kite and especially board graphics that you think will be popular among riders ?

Do you have a fitness program other than kiteboarding and if so what does it include?

Any advice for younger kiters wanting to go pro?

When you first started Cabrinha did you ever think that it was going to be as popular and well known as it is today?

THIS IS THE BIG QUESTION THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD INCLUDE !!!!!! no-one I have asked seems to have a logical and true explanation.

Where does wind come from ?!?

Jaimie-Lee

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Where does wind come from ?!?

Jaimie-Lee

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wind comes from the air, duuh.....
www.seabreeze.com.au/info/wind.asp

Is there a downside to being a famous celebrity,like having people asking you stupid,antagonistic questions all the time ?

If I have 6 bottles, and someone takes 2 from me, and I buy another 3. How many bottles do I have ?

Where does the wind come from?

I have what I believe is a quick generation click answer however I know that there is much more to it, the general gist is the same.

1. Thermonuclear activity from the sun creates heat
2. Heat warms up the planet in different levels, morre at the centre less at the poles and variation day and night
3. air density changes and creates movement from the air trying to reach balanace
4. A circular exchange of energy results and air moves in reasonable regular patterns (weather patterns)
5. Smaller scale wind results from hot to cold and cold to hot similar balancing attempts, hot land cold water (seabreeze) and warmer water cold land (land breeze)

Bascially it is all about hot - cold - hot air trying to reach equilibrium, and that all results from the sun

And don't ask me where the sun came from?
God put it there,
then don't ask me where God came from and so on.