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nowindtoday
nowindtoday
78 posts
78 posts
28 May 2017 6:29am
gday fans
a few viewers have come upto me in the street and asked "hey your mr nowind" I say hey fans I sure am then they have a follow question "Mr nowind how come there's no wind get it nowindtoday lol how come there's no wind in the winter time" and being the walking Wikipedia of the kitesurfing industry I am I said that's because it's winter time son then I also said I'll put that one to my many many loyal fans out there
so here is it viewers how come there's no wind in the winter time?
reporting live from the streets this is Mr nowindtoday
wishy
wishy
WA
1501 posts
WA, 1501 posts
28 May 2017 7:36am
Can we just block this guy already?
kkiter
kkiter
NSW
452 posts
NSW, 452 posts
28 May 2017 9:41am
Gazuki
Gazuki
WA
1363 posts
WA, 1363 posts
28 May 2017 9:14am
f@3*king Lofty!!
Youngbreezy
Youngbreezy
WA
1257 posts
WA, 1257 posts
28 May 2017 4:01pm
nowindtoday said..
gday fans
a few viewers have come upto me in the street and asked "hey your mr nowind" I say hey fans I sure am then they have a follow question "Mr nowind how come there's no wind get it nowindtoday lol how come there's no wind in the winter time" and being the walking Wikipedia of the kitesurfing industry I am I said that's because it's winter time son then I also said I'll put that one to my many many loyal fans out there
so here is it viewers how come there's no wind in the winter time?
reporting live from the streets this is Mr nowindtoday



Your abilities as a troll are really quite mediocre

See if you can look up some old seabreeze threads and learn from the greats like Waveslave, RPM and Kozzie then come back to us with some real trolling
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
WA, 8407 posts
28 May 2017 4:52pm
Why was he conceived
bjw
bjw
QLD
3691 posts
bjw bjw
QLD, 3691 posts
28 May 2017 7:20pm
I respect your effective use of seabreeze.

Down Syndrome is a challenge not a disability. Good on you for having a go.
nowindtoday
nowindtoday
78 posts
78 posts
28 May 2017 7:30pm
Thanks to all my LOYAL FANS for yor ever so valued feedback and comments with out you all Mr nowindtoday would be nuffingk I repeat NUfFINGK
so stay tuned viewers and fans for the next non bias educated reveiw of the latest kitesurfing gear the whole krew will wanna get their grubby little mitts on next summer
keep'n it real as always
Mr nowindtoday
shi thouse
shi thouse
WA
1159 posts
WA, 1159 posts
28 May 2017 8:14pm
You are the kid in the school yard that nobody likes, except you aggravate and hang around hassling other kids and generally giving them all the sh!ts.....so they retaliate and bully you because they don't like you.

You love it because any attention is good attention.

Seriously. Find another forum where people might find your attention interesting. Surely there is a church group out there that will love you no matter what.
NorthernKitesAUS
NorthernKitesAUS
QLD
1084 posts
QLD, 1084 posts
29 May 2017 11:11am
Gazuki said..
f@3*king Lofty!!



LOL

Nope - but man I wish I'd thought of it first. I bet it's Scabs over at Goldie - what's his name again Ethan!?

On a side note: Can we have a cartoon series to go with this? Ahh I lament the old days of Tracks and Captain Goodvibes.
nowindtoday
nowindtoday
78 posts
78 posts
29 May 2017 11:12am
Gday fans i was out in the streets today getting good material for my next reveiw when a viewer asked "hey Mr nowindtoday why don't you throw a image of yourself hard at work researching your next review"? And of course being a reviewer of high reputation I said why not so here it is viewers and fans Mr nowindtoday at work
keeping it real as always
Mr nowindtoday


lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
29 May 2017 2:01pm
^^^^^^ Poo stance always gives away a learner.
Youngbreezy
Youngbreezy
WA
1257 posts
WA, 1257 posts
29 May 2017 6:42pm
if we examine the above^^ picture we can see an old fat guy on a giant board with a mast and sail

mr nowindtoday you have outed yourself as a windsurfer
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
29 May 2017 8:59pm
The old dude in the pic looks like mark Australia, but with more hair and a neck.
nowindtoday
nowindtoday
78 posts
78 posts
30 May 2017 2:11am
Gday fans some of the viewers out there think that Mr nowindtoday may be a windsurfer well fans that may not be 900% true however I have been sighted by a few regular fans on what you young folk call a sail boarder
keep'n it real as always
Mr nowindtoday
w8ingforwind
w8ingforwind
QLD
259 posts
QLD, 259 posts
30 May 2017 8:18pm
Kitesurfing never ask why they just do that's a windsurfing thing
nowindtoday
nowindtoday
78 posts
78 posts
31 May 2017 2:07am
As a famous fan who you all would know once said "if only everyone else in the world was as smart and handsome as me we'd have much better citizens"
keep'n it real as always
mr nowindtoday
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