Cheers Ben,
I fully appreciate the taking down of a d1ckhead, I seem to remember having vented my spleen

on the odd occasion... and what satisfying fun it was too.

But, after this episode, I'm takin up lawn bowls and giving away all my kites.

I'm afraid the banana was right; I've never had so much fun in a public forum with another man's bum.

Poor old Mum is going to be so disappointed.

Look what kiting has done to me... if it had only kept blowing... if only I had never flown my first kite... if only I had said no... if only... if only... if only Ben's bum was not so naturally smooth.

That's it, I'm going bowling!

BTW do these new bowling pants make my arse look fat