Just went out for a cheeky late afternoon session to end the year... SeaBreeze showing 16kn then 15 then 14... thought "Great, I'll take out the 14 while I'm waiting for yet another

delaminated valve replacement to set on the 10".
Drive down... 18-22kn... hmm maybe? then thought better of it and drove home to get the 10 (Cant be ar$ed waiting to make sure the leading edge stays up)
Get home, get the 10, drive back down, get the kite, lines & pump out put my key on my harness and then promptly decide to leave said harness in the car while I rig up - close door and...... c0ck!

Ask some woman to borrow her phone to call my wife who has to wake up our 'just gone to sleep' 4 week old son to bring me my spare set of keys... and a beer.

So now - figuring the wind gods dont want me to kite today - to appease the gods I shall sacrifice my liver & kidneys at the alter of my bar and get totally rat ar$ed
Happy New Year to all!