DIngle Dangle Magazine launch!!

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dingle d
dingle d
WA
11 posts
WA, 11 posts
4 May 2005 4:43pm
hey guys and girls just letting you all know out there in forum land that i am sick of the Wakestyle fag attitude. who do these guys think they are. as if having kite low and powered moves are the future. whats the point in having a kite they are built to jump high giving you ample time to remove the board from your feet and perform all sorts of extreme tricks. and as for kickers and sliders i have a kite to launch me in the air i dont need a gay ramp and all sliders do is wreck your board, screw that. So i am pleased to announce the launch of dingle dangle magazine. this mag will focuse on the real hard core sport of kite surfing BOARD OFFS. This mag will finally give some of the W.A guys and girls the exposure they deserve. sorry to all you wakestyle riders but your time is up. Dingle Dangle Mag IS THE FUTURE> PREPARE YOURSELF.
P.s if you have any pics of yourself performing a sic board off please send to my email at [email protected]
Thanks the ED
kiterdan
kiterdan
WA
680 posts
WA, 680 posts
4 May 2005 5:03pm
dingle d...
d for dickhead?

looks like another slingy looking for another headbutt
dingle d
dingle d
WA
11 posts
WA, 11 posts
4 May 2005 5:20pm
Actually the D stands for Dangle anyone could of figured that out just buy reading the message. any publicity is good publicity i guess. and buy the way DAN you just got yourself black listed from the fine publication Dingle Dangle Mag.
Sorry mate no rider profile for you.
mcbain
mcbain
WA
73 posts
WA, 73 posts
4 May 2005 5:37pm
Its a sport to do your own thing whats the point of giving the guys that kite wake style s**t its up to them. The thing is they might have read your mag which would have been good for you but you have gone and mouthed off about them. I dont understand your reason for that
carbine
carbine
WA
1450 posts
WA, 1450 posts
4 May 2005 5:57pm
big air is the future.
jan
jan
WA
1119 posts
jan jan
WA, 1119 posts
4 May 2005 6:03pm
dropping into a 10 foot face, big bottom turn and ramping up before monster boosting, board pass then handle passing, landing blind onto a slider ala tony hawk is the future

this place is definately better in summer when ppl actually get some wind
carbine
carbine
WA
1450 posts
WA, 1450 posts
4 May 2005 6:15pm
wind and waves oddly dont team up much. It will never be the future
gasman
gasman
WA
320 posts
WA, 320 posts
4 May 2005 6:33pm
quote:
Originally posted by carbine

wind and waves oddly dont team up much. It will never be the future



Well a huge big L for LOOSER for you sport

You just arn't trying to find them. Or perhaps don't dare???

NumNutz
NumNutz
QLD
403 posts
QLD, 403 posts
4 May 2005 8:58pm
Do people just say **** to get a reply to fill there windless minds.. or are you dead serious!!
niall barrett
niall barrett
WA
248 posts
WA, 248 posts
4 May 2005 8:01pm
the sport is less than 10 years old and has amazing diversity, but then all the foot stomping NAZIS come out and say you have to kitesurf like THIS or youre too UNCOOL.

They come to Good Vibes WA for the Nationals with their narrow minded, mean spirited attitudes and spend a week in kitesurfing heaven and all they see is something to whinge about and whinge everyday and every day since. They even take over our only National magazine. What is wrong with these people. If you want to spread a message of hate, sign on with Osama Bin Laden.

I dont care if you want to go ride sliders on a surfboard, hang your arse out of youre boardies, wear trousers, ride naked with the strings between your legs and doing handstands on your board, do handle using board offs......Hell, I dont care if you want to do a deadman!.........As long as you've got a smile on your face and you're having fun and you want to share that fun with everyone else around then you are THE COOOOOOOOOLEST dude on the planet in my book.
carbine
carbine
WA
1450 posts
WA, 1450 posts
4 May 2005 8:23pm
quote:
Originally posted by gasman

quote:
Originally posted by carbine

wind and waves oddly dont team up much. It will never be the future



Well a huge big L for LOOSER for you sport

You just arn't trying to find them. Or perhaps don't dare???





Hi, I live in Perth. Kitesurf after work and on weekends, I have commitments on weekends. Where are the waves within 1hr of perth?
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
4 May 2005 8:49pm
quote:
Originally posted by niall barrett

....If you want to spread a message of hate, sign on with Osama Bin Laden. ...



Yeah well... the rest was right. But, if they really want to hate, they should sign on with George W Bush!
gasman
gasman
WA
320 posts
WA, 320 posts
4 May 2005 8:51pm


Hi, I live in Perth. Kitesurf after work and on weekends, I have commitments on weekends. Where are the waves within 1hr of perth?


Depends where you live in Perth.

Lancelin is only 1 1/4 hours from Dutchies, more luck if you live a little bit north. Try south passage, wonderful waves assured on most days in summer. Yeah its a bit of an effort, but worth it. I often work Sat am in Subi, then get to L by 2, for 3 hours sailing, and back home by 7. Sure I'm shagged, but you get that.
Other recommendation is doing down winders from Cott or City B to Scabbie. Lots of beach break and sand banks to surf.
I get down to Marg River twice a season, and love Yals and Supertubes at Smiths. Main Break is best but not worth the angst.

See you out there!
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
4 May 2005 11:11pm
Damn KBM/slingy trolls coming out of their caves again!

Give it a rest, it's a dead issue, we all love different aspects of our sport, ya f'kin clown

PS wrong thread gasman!
aids
aids
VIC
5 posts
VIC, 5 posts
10 May 2005 1:18pm
well im personally really interested in this new mag, actually sounds like someones is prepared to give "the little guy" (who can go much bigger) a go. good on ya.
i hope you manage to get it off the ground, as tha will be the hardest thing i suppose.
and a final word of warning, dont listen to all the **** out there who will try to write you off, go your own way and you'll come out trumps.
ADS
ADS
WA
365 posts
ADS ADS
WA, 365 posts
10 May 2005 11:51am
I wonder how many wake stylers can actually surf? mmmm, just a thought.
zac r
zac r
WA
34 posts
WA, 34 posts
10 May 2005 4:16pm
yeH GOOD ONE mate that sounds sick there is definetly a really big void in the sport as far as publication goes it sounds to me like you have struck gold While your at it bring back the ar5 50 inch bars and 200cm mutant/ surf boards ,wrist leashes ,shackels, and hooked in riding sick!
dingle d
dingle d
WA
11 posts
WA, 11 posts
10 May 2005 4:22pm
Hey zac
that is not what we are trying to do here at DD mag we are just trying to do exactly what you said fill the void that exists in the sport buy keeping the other side of the sport happy we can inject more money and corperate sponsership into the sport. this means more comps more fun more enjoyment for all.
VB MAN
VB MAN
1156 posts
1156 posts
10 May 2005 4:24pm
This topic was obviously brought to you by someone who regularly has their foto in VERTIGO Magazine.
Which brings me to wonder, with all this wake style stuff, when was the last time you saw a wakeboarder with his rope @ 45 degrees. I think you guy's are gonna have to bring your kites alot lower yet to call yourselves wakestylers. Lets say 25 degrees?.
LouD
LouD
WA
642 posts
WA, 642 posts
10 May 2005 4:25pm
Dingle dangle.

Sorry , mate, but its not us Wa kiters fault that you guys dont get enough wind to get altitude. If its such an issue for you east coasters and youre so passionate about the sport- Move to WA.
zac r
zac r
WA
34 posts
WA, 34 posts
10 May 2005 4:32pm
it sounds to me like you are trying to make a quick buck buy ****ing the sport that i love why set the sport back buy promoting moves that are practically obsoleate? its like someone starting a magazine for surfing on old ply 10ft boards with hand stands and tiny barrel rides.
zac r
zac r
WA
34 posts
WA, 34 posts
10 May 2005 4:36pm
XXXX is way better than VB it tastes like ass
VB MAN
VB MAN
1156 posts
1156 posts
10 May 2005 4:57pm
Sorry, not quite sure which beer you meant tastes like ass,VB or XXXX.
And on another note, what does ass taste like?
I'm starting to get a strange impression of where you guys claim you got your brown wings from.
PsYLoR
PsYLoR
QLD
927 posts
QLD, 927 posts
10 May 2005 8:09pm
Dingle dangle you fkn nob what makes you think you attitude is any better, your attitude is just as bad as the people you bag.
You dont seem to understand that having the kite low on certain tricks is required to do the trick as it is meant to be done, for example a railey air (as done behind a wakeboat) is a powered move and there is a huge difference between a railey done with the kite low & one with the kite high (both being unhooked - goes without saying). A standard for this type of thing needs to be set and of coarse people are going to get out of place when the way they do a trick is no longer considered good or the proper way, but its like comparing 2 skateboarders, one rides with his feet locked to the board but only on a 6ft ramp, the other rides normally but on a 12ft vert ramp. They both do all the same tricks, Who do you think had to ride harder and will get more respect?
Anyway, go and make some of your so called "hard core" dangle tricks look better or do them all unhooked so they are actually "hard core" then you might get some respect from the very people you've just started bagging.
Ps. do you want a picture of a huge dangling turd for your 1st issue centerfold.[}:)]
zac r
zac r
WA
34 posts
WA, 34 posts
10 May 2005 6:14pm
Good work champ that was sick!!
sandoz
sandoz
WA
48 posts
WA, 48 posts
10 May 2005 6:18pm
Far out, man. Dudes aint too bright in some parts.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
10 May 2005 7:25pm
another beautiful post full of caring and sharing.
Bacon Dancing
Bacon Dancing
WA
35 posts
WA, 35 posts
10 May 2005 9:00pm
I just sail for fun. I don't care if I got the "respect" or not cause Im not out to impress others. Always going to be someone a lot betetr than me in the world.

Does anyone else just sail anymore to enjoy the wind and the water and not worried about what everyone else thinks? Or is that gay? Must be why it gets so crowded right in front of the launch zone.

Dont let every sail become a **** session :) Its a culture designed to make you buy stuff as you have to have the trendy gear or you are also one of the "gay" crew. And thats not aimed at the KBM and Slingshot attitude alone. Fight the corporate mindgames comrades! Dingle dangle or not - give everyone a go.


poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
10 May 2005 9:02pm
may i refer all those who say we should ride like this or buy this kinda gear to this thread
Please try and post something fun and stop taking yourselves so seriously


www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=7309
fences
fences
VIC
89 posts
VIC, 89 posts
10 May 2005 11:06pm
OK...might have to point out a few things to some of those out there who are not quite clued in.
This type posting by dingle d is called a "waste of time posting" posted by a "penis" who is trying to "take the piss" out of those kiters who do "dangle/dingle dick tricks". THERE IS NO DINGLEDANGLE MAGAZINE!!
It was most likley posted in response to those of us in this kiting community that bag KBM magazine for pushing only one direction of this sport...possibly by a young "gansta from the ghetto" who reads KBM.
If, after reading this post, you are still intent on purchasing a years subscription to dingledangle magazine, perhaps you shouldn't own any form of credit card....or perhaps your children of age 5 and 6 should do your banking.

Now...hands up who passed year 10 english...

(obviously not the editor of this supposed magazine who apparently can't spell nor has any form of grammatical direction...kids these days dont really get much education in the ghetto)
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
10 May 2005 9:12pm
fences

well blow me down i thought he was serious.....
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