Dear Puppet,
If you are incinerating that I am on drugs, then I totally represent that acute station.
I am currently residing in an Mental Asylum for technically deficient windsurfers, as the actual performance of competent windsurfing is beyond me. I have been asked by an astute and caring resident psychiatrist to contribute to the community of wind-lovers by providing amusement and story telling, and that in this pursuit, I may potentially receive acceptance from the community. I am afraid that Rejection has been all too common an experience for me on the beach

. "Move away fat girl!"

I have heard one time too many

If you have derived some morbid pleasure from thinking that some spaced-out druggies are on the forum having fun, then think again

This is a serious attempt at gaining community acceptance, in future please do not advertise it as some form of freak show


Hardie (Board Butcher and Reef Magnet)