i am pretty sure any sponsored kitesurfer understands uv damage as they have probably had to record how many hours theyve used it in a log book for that reason right?
so is this just a comedy skit you made up with 2 fictitious characters who are called whoa dude and man? do you need an artist?
Dude and Man is so old school 70's, maybe you need to tell the voices in your head to get with the times and invent some new imaginary friends like.......Twerking Biatch and Hommie Dawg.