With the amount of Bull S*#)I'm having to give my boss when i pull a sicky cos the wind is blowing. I'm running out of excuses can any one help me out with some new blievable lines i can use?

Thanks

One more up your sleeve...

Call in dead, you can only do it once but.

That's some pretty spot on advice there Stamp!
Done the whole sunburn thing....

"I was on my way in, but I had to rescue a baby from a burning house, and I got burning baby all over my uniform, so I went home to get changed, but it's wash day, so I didn't have another clean uniform, and I know I can't come in without the correct uniform on, so by the time I washed and dried and ironed another uniform, it was quitting time anyway, so I didn't bother coming in."

Or....."I got really bent last night, then I got really hungry in the middle of the night, so I went through the cupboard in the dark and ate a whole box of laxettes, 'cause it was dark and I couldn't see, so now have explosive diarrhoea, but I haven't got any imodium, and it's so bad that I can't get to the chemist and home again without ****ting myself, and I know this because I've tried 5 times already, so I don't have any clean uniforms left, and I know I can't come in without the correct uniform......."

You just have to be imaginative

Become a roof plumber so when the winds up ,its to windy to work,Moving 10 metre colourbond sheets around.
And if u havent left already and its really pickin up u can try and gess what kite size u need when u finally hit the water..by the sheet size.. but flying off the roof will hurt

how bout telling your boss you gotta take his daughter to get an abortion could make him happy

Love your work kiteboy

Oh, I almost forgot the classic sickie phone call...

You: I am not coming in to work today, I am sick.

Boss: You sound healthy enough, just how sick are you?

You: Well, I am at home r**ting my sister, you don't get much sicker than that!


PS: This one only works in mainland Australia

dont work!?