milehigh and i have an F party to go to

what the hell can we dress up as that begins with F???

apart from f.g, f-h..d, fruitloop... thats all we can come up with?

any ideas???

Dunno about Steve (footballer, farmer, frankenstein's monster, flying white boy ) but you could go as his floozy. Or maybe he can go as a fireman and you as his flame.

FOCL - Classic Dale - love it
DO IT KIM JUST DO IT YOU JUST GOTTA DO IT
You could use goofsters (or was it Tonys) blown bladder - that'd be way better even than gladwrap.

Can I Come Can I come PPPPPLEASE

"He who enjoys most - WINS"

rubber, condom, prophylactic...

wear the bladder??? as in slide it over my body???
if so ... do you actually think i would fit in one???

dale...phil... im not going as that!!!

you could both get wasted first, and go as f***ed
or go as a prostitute and pimp and go as F***ers
Or go nude in a loving embrace again F***ers
or dress in green, smear yourselves in s**t and go as Farts
staple lots of monopoly money over yourselves, go as five million

FAT BASTARD! (Austin Powers)
FAIRIES
FRANK SINATRA
FAT CAT
FLASH (The)
FREDDY MERCURY
USE GOOGLE

Oh OK,
I resited the urge to reply at first but of course the easiest (and double F score) is to just get some pre-worn clothes out of the basket, thro them on, grab some product and randomly distribute through you hair (Tina Turner style) so that it goes everywhere at once - especially at the back - and smudge some make-up around carelessly.
What cossie is this?
Well you are dressed as Freshly F%$#ed of course!!

Of course you could put in more effort and get dressed elegantly spending the time to look a million $$$, then induldge in some bedroom olympics pre party and your cossie is done!! I bet i know which option you other half will go for!!![}:)]

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