Big eeeZeee said...
keep your kite low noobs
Thing is, they're noobs. They can barely tell their arse from their elbow when it comes to a kite. If they bring their kite down low they're most likely to drop it in the water. If it's vertical they're probably stationary and wondering how the hell they get this thing to move in any direction.
Keep clear of the noobs experienced kiter. Go around again if they're blocking your access to the beach. Go and do your trick somewhere else. If they're stuck in the middle blocking all the fun, maybe go and help them to go somewhere else.
While we're at it, the nervous noobs are a bit of a worry. Less so if they're so nervous they don't even launch their kites.
I am more worried abou the not so nervous noobs. The older guy with no idea, with the 12m kite up in 25 knots, trying to water start when he can't even body drag the length of the beach without crashing, doing the slingshot of death as he crashes his kite on the water's edge.