Goose on Da Bay... You'll never be the Galah... Dont even try... pathetic if you ask me... your about as transparent as kysesrfn pretending that he doesnt spend every day parked outside the Dolls toilet block... in other words... yeah right... what a wanna be... just like those WA boys.

Presumably you are a Botany Bay pretend kiter Mr Felix KF. If you really want to kite then there is no other place in the world to kite other that WA. You Eastern Staters fluff around in gentle breezes never testing your skill against real wind. Try pitting yourself against constant 30 knoters and you will see what its like to kite like a man.
The galah yeh like I want to emulate the galah. Get serious poncho.
galahs are joke birds. Small and pesty like. Now for me the Goose is a strong powerful bird able to fly thousands of miles without stopping. Thats stamina for you. WA stamina. Not like the Eastern states loosers. Galah oh yeh ..... joke..joke...joke...

The Goose

Ive seen the bay . What a cess pit . The water is filthy and a lousy little bit of sand you people call a beach. Unfortunatly I am working in Sydney for a short while so I am missing my beloved WA home. I didn't get to kite in that fantastic wind the galah described in an earlier post because there was no fantastic wind and why would I kite in that filth you call Botany Bay. Sunny day yeh but wind no. This is a looser place.

The Goose

Hey Goose, dont dis da bay until you've seen all of it. Sounds like you only got to see that Kurnell place... Its the spot with the dirty water, unfriendly locals, broken bottles, oysters and dangerous rock groins etc. If your ever back in Sydney, try Dolls Pt. Dolls is the best spot in Sydney for miles around and even has a kite shop within walking distance. Huge flat, smooth beach area, contant wind, plenty of parking and nothing nasty in the water. Best of all.... no pretentious, all knowing, holier than thou WA kite surfers.

Settle it down boys - remember this thread is for fun,fun,fun

AND we want to use it to promote GALA GALAH DAY and the Summer season kickoff - and don't forget all you NSW kiters - we have a band of folks doing their bit to keep kiting safe for all - NSWKBA - please support.

Oh my cjp, I mean galah. You are a testy little bird aren't you. Whats wrong , can't you take a little critisism . Even one of your own admits BB is not the cleanest place around and even goes so far as identifying places out of Sydney to kite so that you can get out of the crap infested water. But I don't think that would work anyway.The whole of the east coast is a bung hole. Might I also ask what makes you the official speaker for the bay. No one even knows you. Let alone having elected you to be the speaker for them. But on second thoughts maybe you are the perfect match .. Botany Bay crap and a pesty little bird ... yes they do go hand in hand.
Can't wait to go home to paradise.

The Goose

I'm beginning to warm to you Ricardo. Your sense of humour is right up there. Perhaps you should join us in the GREAT state where kiting is just sensational. You can leave the crap of botany bay behind you.

I'm also very happy to accept your invitation to meet with cjp but he seems to be a very shy pesty little bird. Are you sure he will be there.

The Goose

FAIR DINKUM - what do I do to deserve this - First it was maxxl then comes kitesuffrin or whatever and now comes the latest - gooseondabay ( and what a very apt name ) I'm gonna say it again - I AM NOT THE GALAH - get that in your head goose.

AND goose I am very easy to find - I kite all over the Bay - Come and meet with me.
I wear a pink and grey wetsuit and fly a pink and grey kite to BLEND in with the GALAHS because I am the GALAH HUNTER - NOT the GALAH. I have made this clear many times. AND - you may have noticed an increasing number of pink and grey kites on the bay - The owners of these kites are NOT the GALAH either - they are also official GALAH HUNTERS deputised by me to track down that elusive little sucker . kkiter and BIG PETE F. are well qualified to help in the search as they are hard core kitemen of KKK .

AND - I should add that I have forgiven Steve ( KITEPOWER ) McCormack for his less than kind words about the size of my ass and have also deputised him as a GALAH HUNTER - He immediately accepted this honourable position and went straight out and bought a pink and grey North REBEL ( which he is very happy to loan out for demo purposes to any of you contemplating the purchase of such ) - keep your eye out for him - he can easily be recognised as he will be dragging a sea anchor behind him to protect him from being lofted in those 6knt wind gusts the Bay is so famous for.

( I didn't completely forgive the scrawny little fella for that BIG ASS comment )

GALAH HUNTER

You're a lucky young bloke CABRON - you get to kite on the best kiting bay in the world and on top of that you're out there plucking those lovely young galah chicks from their nests --- ahrrrrr wish I was closer to 20 than to 60.

Yes mate SUNDAY was a bullterror - a day to remain in the memory banks till i'm suckin dirt rather than air. But until that day comes - and I don't plan it to happen for a long time yet - I'll be " Kiting all over the Bay "

If SEABREEZE delivers that enticing Thursday wind -- I'll be there.

Not feeling well again are you CABRON.

cheers amigo

GALAH HUNTER

Hey Goose it always amuses me when someone comments about something they dont know about, LIKE THE EAST COAST IS A BUNG HOLE.
Seems to me your one of those rednecks that lives over the end of the earth and hates everything about the eastcoast even if its good, so I take you have driven up the east coast and seen every great spot you would call a BUNG HOLE.Like I said Im not posting under a fake name and most people know me in the Bay, lets meet so I can show you some of these Bung holes will probably be at Kurnell with the GALAH crew on Thursday come on down we are all keen to meet you and show you a good time especially Big Col.

I see I've got the pesty little bird in a bit of a flap. Guess that happens when the pollution of botany bay affects brain receptors.

I don't understand why you keep denying it cjp. You are the galah and the galah is you. End of story.

The Goose

Hey Goose so name me a few of those great kiting spots out West as Im planning to go over in February with the Big Fella himself CJP, maybe you could even be so kind to take us to some of those great kiting locations you keep talking about.

No worries Kev maybe see you on Thursday at KKK country, as for the Galah I spotted him riding unhooked at Brighton today in 6 knots of wind with an anchor attached to his ass just in case he got lofted in those 10 knot gusts.

Hey Goose where were you the Big Fella cant wait to meet you remember kkk country on Thursday.Beware as the Galah Hunter could turn into the Goose Hunter.

kkiter - you need to concentrate your efforts on GALAH HUNTING.
The GALAH is turning out to be one of the most elusive targets I have surveilled. Everytime I think I'm getting a little closer to his identity I run into a black stump. I've got cockatoos stationed all over the Bay - from Yarra to Larpa , from Brighton to Dolls , from Dolls to KKK and everywhere else I can think of - and yet - nothing -- I wonder if perhaps the GALAH is so slippery that he is really just a figment of our imagination.

Nah this little sucker has made over 500 posts - he's definitely not THE GHOST WHO WALKS - he's just a very cunning little bugger -
BUT GALAH - let me assure you - YOU WILL BE OUTED

Kev , buddy - I thought the same thing myself for a short while - but I can't really see the GALAH and the GOOSE being one and the same.
The GALAH is sharp witted , well read and acid tongued with velvet verbosity whereas GOOSE is ..... well GOOSE is just that - a GOOSE. The GALAH just would't lower himself to that level.

Maybe Danza is right ....perhaps we should widen the hunt and add GOOSE to the MOST WANTED list.

Hey kitesufferin or what ever - you haven't snuck back as the GOOSE have you - I've been lookin over my shoulder everyday since you disappeared from the attack

adios

GALAH HUNTER and now perhaps GOOSE CHASER


GALA GALAH DAY IS COMING

CHUCKLE , CHUCKLE Ricky Ricardo or is that HONK ! , HONK !