GALAH soon to be outed - is CJP the GALAH

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kkiter
kkiter
NSW
452 posts
NSW, 452 posts
28 Aug 2006 7:22pm
quote:
Felix last time I saw you my dog had been rolling in seaweed and had a wet turd stuck to his ass. My question is , how is it you think he has been drenched in perfume??? I have got to wonder what you are into mate. p.s the wind is humming today up here at Yorky's and Galah's everywhere!!

In Felix's sick mind, that is the best perfume.

Yorkie's? You b.....d!!!
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
28 Aug 2006 8:32pm
KKK .... anyone get out for a session today

I did and what a beauty ....
drinksronu
drinksronu
WA
16 posts
WA, 16 posts
30 Aug 2006 3:29am
quote:
Originally posted by CJP
no worries drinksronu - I know you're only joshin Big Fella - but you gotta show me that trick [}:)][}:)]


Here you go ... The Alibi
www.momoshare.com/file.php?file=cb028ee11b17be72702fc2212c5341d8

Prepare your reply, message, email, or whatever you want to send ... run "Alibi". Set the alibi time ... click "Start" ... put the mouse over the the "Post" or "Send" button then go out and make sure someone can vouch for your whereabouts at the time the offending message is posted ;)
CJP
CJP
NSW
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CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
30 Aug 2006 9:39pm
Thanks drinks. As you you are aware from some of my earlier posts .... my computer literacy is lacking somewhat ..... just to clarify .... when puting the mouse over the post or send button ..... do I tie the little bugger's legs together or do I just let him go unhooked

ps. Did any one test themselves against the imposter they called a Nor'easter this arvo
drinksronu
drinksronu
WA
16 posts
WA, 16 posts
31 Aug 2006 6:06am
quote:
Originally posted by CJP

Thanks drinks. As you you are aware from some of my earlier posts .... my computer literacy is lacking somewhat ..... just to clarify .... when puting the mouse over the post or send button ..... do I tie the little bugger's legs together or do I just let him go unhooked



Hey Col - lol!,,, No need to tie any legs together ... just stick a little piece of cheese on the button you want the mouse to click, then when Alibi finishes its countdown and releases the mouse it will know where to go
So,,, just curious why do you tie your mouses legs together? or do I really want to know?
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
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31 Aug 2006 8:16am
Drinks .... I might leave that explanation to Felix KF .... he's the expert on 'tying up'
kkiter
kkiter
NSW
452 posts
NSW, 452 posts
31 Aug 2006 10:02pm
Rippin NEaster today, and not a Galah in sight.
CJP, after yesterday's effort, mate, you better stay on the other side of the bay.
P.S. Felix was asking after you
Cabron
Cabron
QLD
363 posts
QLD, 363 posts
31 Aug 2006 10:41pm
We should make a policy, that no one can talk about good wind during working days....so unfair for some......however looks like it could be good Galah Hunting on Sat Avro, and Sun Morning.....no offence, however I'm going go back to the usual haunts over Brighton way, that KKK place is not very kite friendly....maybe it should stand for Kot 4 Kew Kiters....Both my board and me got trashed there last week....now just waiting for the wind shadow to drop my kite onto the groin and trash that as well.....then all I would need is to step on a oyster shell in that boggy mud between the groins, cut myself open and get biten by a shark... thought kiting was surpose to be fun
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
1 Sep 2006 1:01am
kkiter....by the look of the wind graph ... the KKK got the genuine article .... the first fairdinkum seebreeze of the season.

Hope you blokes enjoyed yourselves whilst I slaved away ......... kiting the crap out of the magic wind over a Brighton ...........it was sooooooooooo good.

Sorry Cabron ... put the shoulder to the grindstone and you too can retire ...... in 30years........... and join me kiting everytime the wind comes up. Geez mate .... that was a bit of a galah of a statement. Maybe you will have to get that illness you sometimes get on Thursdays ..... more often.

Looks like a repeat of Thursday today

Cabron
Cabron
QLD
363 posts
QLD, 363 posts
1 Sep 2006 7:24am
CJP, cough...cough....If that wind arrives this arvo....better let me know where it's on.....I'm feeling a little light headed today!!!! and of course it'sd POETS(pi-s off early tomorrows saturday)day ...could be a after lunch session. Cars packed and ready to roll!!!!Call you later
NSW, 4382 posts
1 Sep 2006 7:55am
Maybe this will make the thread into 15 pages?
If not well I'm sure Col will call me something soon, wind was great yesterday, could not escape the shop until too late, planning on sneaking over there today, tide will be good all arvo.

Cya and

Galahs

Steve McCormack
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
1 Sep 2006 5:25pm
Could the next post be the one which takes this to 15 pages?
















Who knows! lol
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
1 Sep 2006 9:27pm
15 pages of crap!
Mrwandaful
Mrwandaful
NSW
186 posts
NSW, 186 posts
1 Sep 2006 9:31pm
kkiter gets the galah hunter award today. He tried to flush him out by thrashing his kite into the bushes. Nice work!!!
kkiter
kkiter
NSW
452 posts
NSW, 452 posts
1 Sep 2006 10:56pm
I will be signing autographs tomorrow.
Orderley line only please.
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
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1 Sep 2006 11:21pm
quote:
Originally posted by greenleader

15 pages of crap!



YEP ....... but you're still reading it
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
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1 Sep 2006 11:22pm
and the next page is...........
by the way, love your work boys!
can't you just reveal who the stinkin parrot is?
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
1 Sep 2006 11:26pm
quote:
Originally posted by kkiter

I will be signing autographs tomorrow.
Orderley line only please.



what's goin on kkiter ...... Galah Hunters are not supposed to flog their kites.....
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
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1 Sep 2006 11:30pm
quote:
Originally posted by greenleader

and the next page is...........
by the way, love your work boys!
can't you just reveal who the stinkin parrot is?



Greenleader if the Galah's identity was revealed the mystique of Botany Bay would be ruined ....... yes I do know the identity of the GALAH...... but if I told you , then I'd have to kill you

Galah Hunter
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
1 Sep 2006 11:37pm
well "hurrah for the galah" thats what i say!
NSW, 4382 posts
2 Sep 2006 7:59am
There have been several reports that the galah was seen strutting around on the beach at Dolls yesterday??
Anyone see anyone preening their feathers?

On another note, a large boat, in fact a tug boat went out into the bay last night and I noted how smooth the water was behind the boat, then shortly afterwards I was kiting behind Col, and I noticed the the water was similarly smooth. Therefore Col has the displacement of a large tug boat, I just thought I would make that known as a community service announcement.

Cya and

Goodwinds

steve

are we at 15 yet?
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
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2 Sep 2006 8:42am
E = MC(2)




Always willing to help Steve
Bigwavedave
Bigwavedave
QLD
2057 posts
QLD, 2057 posts
2 Sep 2006 8:59am
Being from Qld I do not know who the galah is nor do I care!

But I love reading all the crap you guys talk! It proves to me that all kiters are the same everywhere.....when there's no wind we all talk sh!t.

Hope this helps get you to 15 pages and you soon see some wind.

PS Who the f#@k is Galah???
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
2 Sep 2006 9:22am
quote:
Originally posted by Bigwavedave

Being from Qld I do not know who the galah is nor do I care!

But I love reading all the crap you guys talk! It proves to me that all kiters are the same everywhere.....when there's no wind we all talk sh!t.

Hope this helps get you to 15 pages and you soon see some wind.

PS Who the f#@k is Galah???





Mate ... see my reply to Greenleader ..... cheers amigo ..

GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
2 Sep 2006 10:19am
NEWS FLASH!

See you all at Brighton again today.

Yesterday was good, but let's hope today is better!

Galah
Uber
Uber
NSW
482 posts
NSW, 482 posts
2 Sep 2006 11:40am
COL,
Can you contact me so we can organise some sort of season opener!! Tried emailing you and left a message on your phone. Please PM me, The NSWKBA is keen to have shindig soon and get the kiting community together around the bay.

Committee Meeting is next week so please contact me asap.

Cheers,

Uber
AVAVA
AVAVA
ACT
5 posts
ACT, 5 posts
3 Sep 2006 10:22am
I'm pretty sure i know who the Galah is...but i know that there won't always be 1 Galah..by the sounds of it you are all Galah's !!!!!
NSW, 4382 posts
3 Sep 2006 10:40am
This must tip it over, and yes we are all probably galahs, and that would be why some people from over west are calling us flocking galahs!
Incidentally, I saw a small flock over in the park near Dolls, there were 5 of them, and none stood out as being the actual Galah, they sure are a beaut bird though, the balck cockys will be back soon too perhaps?

Cya and

Goodflocking

Steve

PS Happy Fathers day!
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
3 Sep 2006 9:02am
Galahs are pests.
Vandals of the vegetation.
Flying rabbits.
We need a threadkiller.
Poor Relative is the only one who can do the job.
Finger this forum thread, PR.
NSW, 4382 posts
3 Sep 2006 11:10am
Native Australian bird slavey, its actually a cockortwo, and it has been living here for a hell of a lot longer than us whitey environmental vandals.
Tell you what though, the whiney whingeing that is coming from out of the west is sounding a lot like a galah session !!! (see below)

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galah
The word galah is a borrowing into Australian English from the Aboriginal Yuwaalaraay language of northern New South Wales. In early records it is variously spelt as galar, gillar, gulah, etc. It is first recorded in 1862 in J. McKinlay's Journal of Exploration in the Interior of Australia: `A vast number of gulahs, curellas, macaws... here'. The bird referred to is the grey-backed, pink-breasted cockatoo Eolophus roseicapillus, occurring in all parts of Australia except the extreme north-east and south-west. It is also known as the red-breasted cockatoo and rose-breasted cockatoo.

Some early settlers use the galah as food. In 1902 the Truth newspaper reports: 'The sunburnt residents of at that God-forsaken outpost of civilisation were subsisting on stewed galah and curried crow'. Some writers report that galah pie was a popular outback dish.

The galah, which usually appears in a large flock, has a raucous call, and it was perhaps this trait which produced the term galah session for a period allocated for private conversation, especially between women on isolated stations, over an outback radio network. F. Flynn in Northern Gateway (1963) writes: 'The women's radio hour, held regularly night and morning and referred to everywhere as the 'Galah Session'. It is a special time set aside for lonely station women to chat on whatever subject they like'. More generally, a galah session is 'a long chat' - A. Garve, Boomerang (1969): 'For hours the three men chatted... It was Dawes who said at last, "I reckon this galah session's gone on long enough".'

Very commonly in Australian English galah is used to refer to a fool or idiot. A.R. Marshall and R. Drysdale in Journey among Men (1962), suggest that this sense of galah may have a non-Australian origin: 'A clue to the possible origin of the slang usage of 'galah'. In Malaya gila (pronounced gee-lah) means mad; hence orang gila, a madman'. But this explanation has not been accepted, and the Australian meaning must be a transfer from the bird, no doubt incorporating a judgment about the relative intelligence of the bird. The following citations give an indication of how the term is used:

1951 E. Lambert, Twenty Thousand Thieves: 'Yair, and I got better ideas than some of the galahs that give us our orders'.

1960 R.S. Porteous, Cattleman: 'The bloke on the other end of the line is only some useless galah tryin' to sell a new brand of dip'.

1971 J. O'Grady, Aussie Etiket: 'You would be the greatest bloody galah this side of the rabbit-proof fence'.

From this sense arise a number of colloquial idioms. To be mad as a gum-tree full of galahs is to be completely crazy. To make a proper galah of oneself is to make a complete fool of oneself. A pack of galahs is a group of contemptibly idiotic people.

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galah session
A period allocated for informal conversation over an outback radio network, allowing regular opportunities for people in remote areas to chat. The galah session is so named because galahs gather together in flocks and have raucous calls. Galah is a borrowing (first recorded 1862) from the Yuwaalaraay language of northern New South Wales. First recorded 1956.

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McCormack

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