GALAH soon to be outed - is CJP the GALAH

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Felix KF
Felix KF
NSW
169 posts
NSW, 169 posts
3 Sep 2006 11:39am
Here, here Steve. Well done. Well said.

Waveslave & Poor Relative... you guys are just soooo cooool and sooooo sophisticated (sorry for the big word guys-I'll send a dictionary to WA for you) that maybe it's a good idea that you find your own thread and leave those of us unlike you (who don't need to self promote our own coolness etc to the world) that just want to have some fun and a laugh.

Think about it guys.... if people are having fun on this thread why call to shut it down ? What do you have to gain ? Were you guys the bullies that stole kids footballs at school so they coulnt play ?

With mentalities like yours, perhaps you'd be better suited to Rock n Roll Wrestling than kitesurfing.
ThreadJacker
ThreadJacker
WA
61 posts
WA, 61 posts
3 Sep 2006 4:04pm
Steve
I take it was a bit quiet in the store today......quite a lengthy essay... I thought you were trying to fill 15 pages with that alone.
Anyone get out today.....heard there were some Galahs hanging around KKK ,but apparently, Not the Galah can anyone confirm!!!!
Sorry WaveSlave.....ThreadJackers Only..... ThreadKiller free zone!
NSW, 4382 posts
4 Sep 2006 8:20am
No it was steady at the shop all day, there was a short break in proceedings and I did what I learned from Dave and Peace when they cannot find something - google search, this galah yacka was on the first page, took about 5 clicks in total to put it up here.
And it got me the 15 page trophy - nice!!
I love flocking galahs!

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McCormack
simonsays
simonsays
WA
63 posts
WA, 63 posts
4 Sep 2006 12:10pm
Are you surprised you got the fifteenth page trophy?? You are like a dirty old man in a chat room…. Can you resist not posting a comment for at least 5 min?
NSW, 4382 posts
5 Sep 2006 8:10am
Hello Simon
Finished pumping again, its amazing how quick you can be, thats what you gf told me!
The other amazing thing about this thread and the flocking galah posts, is how many comments from flocking idiots it has attracted!


Cya and

Quickflocking

Steve McDirty
simonsays
simonsays
WA
63 posts
WA, 63 posts
5 Sep 2006 1:47pm
Steve McDirty, LOL, I like that, suits you just good! Yeah, the only reason why I'm so quick with my bf (could'nt you tell she was actually a he...) is to get in and out as quick as I can without catching anything, hope you did too
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
6 Sep 2006 6:33pm
come on kiddes settle down, or we will have to put the three of you in a well padded and oiled up room!
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
6 Sep 2006 10:35pm
Hey Galah ... where you been hiding..... is that shift work knocking you about a bit.

We need to discuss GALA GALAH DAY. ...... NSWKBA is keen for it for season launch.

PM me and we'll nut it out........
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
7 Sep 2006 2:20pm
Hey Col,

I have been out a couple of times this "season already" for some north-easterly goodness

I managed to slip in and out of Kurnell without the KKK knowing it was me. I did say hello to them though!
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
7 Sep 2006 4:19pm
lol
This thread is retarded.
The last three posts were a private conversation.
So private in fact that he's talking to himself.
He's responding to all the voices in his head.
hahahahah
Galah = CJP
mUTHA
mUTHA
WA
200 posts
WA, 200 posts
7 Sep 2006 4:25pm
i cbf reading every post but has anyone found out who the galah is yet?
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
7 Sep 2006 7:27pm
I HAVE! All of you!

For anyone who wants to put thier money where thier mouth is:
I will pay 100:1 if Col = GalahOnTheBay. No seriously. Give your money to Steve @ Kitepower (sorry Steve) as he's a good bloke and he will hold it till the bet is settled. No wager to large or small - roll up, roll up!

Col, we split the proceeds 80:20 (80 for me of course!) - Deal?
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
8 Sep 2006 1:18am
Right on Galah...... I'm happy with that deal.....cause its a sure thing.
Very interesting how the punters are convinced that I am you and you are I ....... you know the movie ' The talented Mr Ripley ' .......... well Galah ....you are Mr Ripley .... impersonating me or am I impersonating you. Oh well , we'll just keep them guessing. Its a great journey.....

Still need to talk with you about GALAH DAY
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
8 Sep 2006 1:26am
quote:
Originally posted by waveslave

lol
This thread is retarded.
The last three posts were a private conversation.
So private in fact that he's talking to himself.
He's responding to all the voices in his head.
hahahahah
Galah = CJP



[}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)] BLOODY VOICES
NSW, 4382 posts
8 Sep 2006 8:01am
You must read ALL the posts mUTHA, the secret to eternal happiness can be found within these 15, soon to be 16 pages.

We still do not know who the Galah is, but the more I talk to Col the more convinced I am that it is not him.

I've got some hunches, not saying anything though until he puts his feathers in it a bit deeper.

Crikey! and

Goodwinds

Steve McCormack



quote:
Originally posted by mUTHA

i cbf reading every post but has anyone found out who the galah is yet?

drinksronu
drinksronu
WA
16 posts
WA, 16 posts
8 Sep 2006 7:26am
quote:
Originally posted by Kitepower Australia
I've got some hunches, not saying anything though until he puts his feathers in it a bit deeper.



I wouldn't put any money on your hunches, Stevie
At least it won't ruin anyones life if your wrong about the Galah
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
8 Sep 2006 8:34am
Galah/CJP must be suffering from schizophrenia.
He's talking to himself once again.
But I guess that's what a parrot does ?
"Polly wants a cracker...,SQUAWK...,scratch cocky".

It is said that everyone savours 15 minutes of fame sometime in their life.
Galah has gobbled up 15 pages of the stuff.
15 pages of junk-food.
Now that he has tasted it, his appetite is insatiable.
He wants 20 pages now.
He's ordered the homer simpson all-you-can-eat forum feast.
He's chowing-down bigtime.
He's going for 25 pages.
It's gluttony.
There's no room in the topic column anymore for the little page number display.

This thread has become morbidly obese.
HUGENUTS
HUGENUTS
NSW
18 posts
NSW, 18 posts
8 Sep 2006 4:18pm
Hey slave you wacker see the glucosamine thread and you will see why the GREAT GALAH is not CJP ,
if you don,t like our thread don't look at it , simple.
I believe I have cracked the mystery could it be an englishman with one red and white bow kite.a former renowned pugilist and debonair man about town.
simonsays
simonsays
WA
63 posts
WA, 63 posts
8 Sep 2006 2:57pm
quote:
Originally posted by HUGENUTS

Hey slave you wacker see the glucosamine thread and you will see why the GREAT GALAH is not CJP ,
if you don,t like our thread don't look at it , simple.
I believe I have cracked the mystery could it be an englishman with one red and white bow kite.a former renowned pugilist and debonair man about town.



hugenuts/smallnuts = 5 posts and you call it "our" thread.... Has someone just become someone else.. galahonthebay = CJP = hugenuts perhaps..
HUGENUTS
HUGENUTS
NSW
18 posts
NSW, 18 posts
8 Sep 2006 6:51pm
Simon ( or should that be Simple)it appears to me that the only thing around here large enough to fit one of my nuts in is your mouth.
simonsays
simonsays
WA
63 posts
WA, 63 posts
8 Sep 2006 8:54pm
quote:
Originally posted by HUGENUTS

Simon ( or should that be Simple)it appears to me that the only thing around here large enough to fit one of my nuts in is your mouth.



because you're so big and strong....you're a HOMO..
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
9 Sep 2006 3:52am
quote:
Originally posted by simonsays

quote:
Originally posted by HUGENUTS

Hey slave you wacker see the glucosamine thread and you will see why the GREAT GALAH is not CJP ,
if you don,t like our thread don't look at it , simple.
I believe I have cracked the mystery could it be an englishman with one red and white bow kite.a former renowned pugilist and debonair man about town.



hugenuts/smallnuts = 5 posts and you call it "our" thread.... Has someone just become someone else.. galahonthebay = CJP = hugenuts perhaps..



I'm just a happy lad
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
9 Sep 2006 3:56am
quote:
Originally posted by waveslave

Galah/CJP must be suffering from schizophrenia.
He's talking to himself once again.
But I guess that's what a parrot does ?
"Polly wants a cracker...,SQUAWK...,scratch cocky".

It is said that everyone savours 15 minutes of fame sometime in their life.
Galah has gobbled up 15 pages of the stuff.
15 pages of junk-food.
Now that he has tasted it, his appetite is insatiable.
He wants 20 pages now.
He's ordered the homer simpson all-you-can-eat forum feast.
He's chowing-down bigtime.
He's going for 25 pages.
It's gluttony.
There's no room in the topic column anymore for the little page number display.

This thread has become morbidly obese.



1143 posts ..... can we have your autograph....
extralarge
extralarge
WA
17 posts
WA, 17 posts
9 Sep 2006 5:38am
Im with you waveslave I have had enough of this stupid topic.
The Galah will never be caught.
As for you CJP get a life you obviously have too much time on your hands especially when the wind is not blowing.
HUGENUTS
HUGENUTS
NSW
18 posts
NSW, 18 posts
9 Sep 2006 8:03am
Like I said small brain big mouth Simple Simon.

Hey extralarge easy remedy for threads you don't like don't open them up.

CJP you are the man you sure have those WA guys sucked in.
extralarge
extralarge
WA
17 posts
WA, 17 posts
9 Sep 2006 6:57am
Hey HUGENUTS its not that we are sucked in we just spend alot more time on the water where as you guys spend alot more time posting anyway I have finished my graveyard shift at the mine and the sun is rising so I might head out for surf.

Hope you eastcoasters get some wind
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
9 Sep 2006 11:16am
Hey HUGE ..... Its just like that Sydney shock jock... Stan Zemarnic says ........ ' yus don't like me but yus keep ringing me .. yus just can't help yerselves '







SQUAWK



NSW, 4382 posts
9 Sep 2006 11:19am
quote:
Originally posted by drinksronu

I wouldn't put any money on your hunches, Stevie
At least it won't ruin anyones life if your wrong about the Galah



Is your life ruined?
Did I do it?
How?
And who else's life is ruined by me?
Enquiring minds need to know!!

NSW, 4382 posts
9 Sep 2006 11:22am
quote:
Originally posted by extralarge

Hope you eastcoasters get some wind



www.seabreeze.com.au/graphs/nsw.asp

Thats real wind and real waves.

Hope you get some too.

Does WA stand for Whining Always?

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McCormack
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
9 Sep 2006 11:41am
quote:
Originally posted by Kitepower Australia

quote:
Originally posted by drinksronu

I wouldn't put any money on your hunches, Stevie
At least it won't ruin anyones life if your wrong about the Galah



Is your life ruined?
Did I do it?
How?
And who else's life is ruined by me?
Enquiring minds need to know!!





You ruined my life Steve ...... you introduced me to kiting and now I'm obsessed with it ...... getting on the water every time its windy,enjoying the mateship , getting as fit as a malley galah, non stress, retired lifestyle, do what I want when I want..........YEP you RUINED my life ..............so I have one request ....KEEP RUINING IT .. yeehaa....I am a happy lad
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