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Originally posted by CJP

Hey GALAH ... did you notice anything strange about the ' Wing on a prayer " line

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anything to do with "Flying away" perhaps? Are you leaving us Col?

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Originally posted by kkiter

Hey CJP
I hear you're going to be the next "Best Kites" rep after proving how tough the Waroo Pro is by shearing a few oysters off the rock groin at Dolls today.

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Well kkiter as you know I am a man of my words ...... about 6 kiters clearly heard me say to Shannon.... " Just watch mate ... I'm gonna put your prototype on the groyne " and as stated .... I put that 17m Waroo Pro ... on the groyne. Now let me clearly state ..../ Johnsy did NOT pay me to put that sucker on the rocks ... it was very much my POOR kiting skills ... as Ricky Ricardo will tell you.... " I'm a puller.. not a pusher "

OK now let me point this out ... As you know ... I'm a NORTH man ...
but in saying that I'm a fair man.... and I have to thank Shannon,Joe,Steve,Julie,Peace and the Sheriff for a very enjoyable evening at one of Brighton's salubrious establishments where good food and good grog were enjoyed by all. The conversation covered all the traditional topics.... sex, religion ,politics and rock n roll .... plus the best kiting locations...... Shannon believes the Gold Coast, West OZ and Brazil are the three top rankers ..... but at the end of the night I believe he accepted that GALAH country given the right conditions .... ie WIND ....wasn't too bad either. BUT I am here to report that in the evenings main relevation ... The Sheriff revealed that he is a TONY ROBBINS convert and has walked ' THE FIRE ' ..... now if you don't know who TONY ROBBINS is then I suggest you ask the Sheriff ..... but here is a hint .... he is not the GALAH ..

In ending this post here is a quote from the Sherrif whilst pumping up his just aquired Airush Flow 14m SLE .... " Its good to see Airush have used a long shaft .... I like a long shaft


I hope I have now diverted the attention from my p**s poor attempt at kiting with the Waroo Pro ..... thank God I have my Rhino

ps. In another wonderous kiting miracle .... whilst in the Kitepower shop this morning .... in walks Rich Stenning .... thats right ... ' walks ' .... Well done Rich ... after witnessing your episode at KKK ... I thought you would be out of action for a couple of months ... but in you walk ..... see you on the water soon

10000 hits boys

GalahOnTheBay was arrested for lewd conduct, shoplifting, and assault at Classy & Sassy ladies boutique, on Reid street.

Authorities documented in a police report that GalahOnTheBay entered the Classy & Sassy boutique at approximately 11:15 a.m. After failing to emerge from a ladies dressing room stall, store clerks knocked on the door asking if he was 'ok' or needed assistance. GalahOnTheBay was then reported to have exited the dressing room wearing high heel shoes, women's thong underwear and matching bra along with a dress wrapped around his head as a hat.

GalahOnTheBay allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty princess" over and over, according to witness reports. When asked by the manager to leave the store, GalahOnTheBay squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.

Clearly becoming a threat to others, one of the female clerks tackled GalahOnTheBay, and with the assistance of two other women he was restrained until police arrived at the scene.

Mary Smith, one of the store clerks told UJ reporters, "I only weigh 105 pounds and didn't think I could tackle him, but he went down really easily. He's very weak, and very disturbed."

Initial toxicology reports indicate that GalahOnTheBay was high on a mixture of narcotics and prescription drugs at the time of the incident. Results of a psychological exam to determine if he will face possible jail time or be institutionalized are pending.

I found the Galah!!! Hooray. I have created a website to tell everyone who he is, a string of photos.. See for your self GalahOnTheBay.justgotowned.com/

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Originally posted by GalahOnTheBay

pfft - get your fact right mate. The shop assistant was at least 120 pounds and her friends were rather "plump"...

lol - I like chocolate cake...

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BWAAAHAHA that's the best reply in this entire 18 page thread, your a legend mate, chock-a-holic and all I'll try and dig up more dirt on your past/present/future..[}:)]

Steve, I expected better from you..

And in my car too, it was written on the back of a starcard receipt, starcards are issued by Caltex, the plot thickens and the noose tightens.

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Originally posted by ricardo

Hey CJP I believe the GREAT GALAH left you a calling card at Wanda yesterday.

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You saw the GALAH crap on my bonnet too eh !!!!

Usually he's last on the water because he's doing something in the bushes! KKiter, Good Bloke Alright. He can set up your computer so if your missus walks in while your viewing Felix's smut-of-the-day, you hit F1 and your screen goes to the family budget spreadsheet. Handy to know

Hey Ricky Ricardo .... I recall that the Sheriff made the quote of the day to you yesterday ....... what was it again ??

While sitting back today in the sun of the KKK, thinking to myself "What a beautiful day, what beautiful people kiteing has introduced me to....thinking only good thoughts.......when.....ARRRRRRR.... www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2476 Oh my FKN God...what is that....thought those things weren't allowed out of Queensland.....is it a Cane Toad, is it a Galah with Elephantitis.... no sorry to say it is our very own fair well gift from a parting Botany Bay Kiter..... Good luck M----r with your move, Wish you and your Family all the best with it all, and hopefully see you on the water soon.
Still remember my first day out on a kite at Boat's, You gave me a warm welcoming and some good advice....and more than likely dragged my kite (and my ass) out of the water at some point!!! Thanks Mate
All the Best,
Buenos Vientos
Cabron

A message for felix kf

Felix you asked me to make a public retraction regarding all the nasty little inuendos I've made about you and if I did so you would provide me with a DVD of your photographic session at KKK yesterday.

Well felix kf after deliberating long and hard about your request I decided that sucking a little dirt might be worth the result of gaining a visual record of the magic moments of kiting brilliance achieved at the GROYNE yesterday ..... then I recalled that I didn't have any magic moments of kiting brilliance .... so I guess I'll just have to leave the comments as they stand By the way what were you doing in the bush yesterday ... the branches were moving a lot..

lol col - don't be shy - post those pics ASAP... :-)

Rumour has it that the GREAT GALAH will be on the bay in this afternoons predicted nor-easter.

My guess is he will be at Brighton.

Who were those madmen out at Dollys this arvo .... we clocked high forties on the windmeter .... surely this is the stuff of accidents

Did anyone see the $100k boat on the groyne .... a slight miscalculation ... ie coming in on the south side of the groyne with nearly 50knots of southerly wind aiding and abetting a potential disaster ... these boaties will never learn..!