Galah,
now lets see if you are man of word or just a chicken... We have six questions left so here it goes (BTW, don't come with your "I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO...", IF YOU DO YOU'RE A CHICKEN):
If these are all the letters of the alphabet: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z; I would assume the initial of your first name will not be Q,U,V,W,X,Y,Z. So let's jus eliminate them (otherwise I'll get back to these ones later)
So we now have to play a YES and NO game with the remaining few....
Section 1: Testing A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J
Question 1.0: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J?
If YES go to question 1.1a, if NO go to question 2.0...
Sub-Section 1a: Testing A,B,C,D,E
Question 1.1a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: A,B,C,D,E?
If YES go to question 1.2a, if NO go to question 1.2b
Question 1.2a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: A,B?
If YES go to question 1.3a, if NO go to question 1.4a
Question 1.3a: Is the first initial of your name: A?
If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.
Question 1.4a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: D,E?
If YES go to question 1.5a, if NO Thank you Dickhead.
Question 1.5a: Is the first initial of your name: D?
If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.
Sub-Section 1b: Testing F,G,H,I,J
Question 1.2b: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: F,G?
If YES go to question 1.3b, if NO go to question 1.4b
Question 1.3b: Is the first initial of your name: F?
If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.
Question 1.4b: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: I,J?
If YES go to question 1.5b, if NO Thank you Dickhead.
Question 1.5b: Is the first initial of your name: I?
If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.
Section 2: Testing K,L,M,N,O,P,R,S,T
Question 2.0: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: K,L,M,N,O,P,R,S,T?
If YES go to question 2.1a, if NO go to question 3.1a...
Sub-Section 2a: Testing K,L,M,N,O
Question 2.1a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: K,L,M,N,O?
If YES go to question 2.2a, if NO go to question 2.1b
Question 2.2a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: K,L?
If YES go to question 2.3a, if NO go to question 2.4a
Question 2.3a: Is the first initial of your name: K?
If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.
Question 2.4a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: N,O?
If YES go to question 2.5a, if NO Thank you Dickhead.
Question 2.5a: Is the first initial of your name: N?
If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.
Sub-Section 2b: Testing P,R,S,T
Question 2.1b: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: P,R?
If YES go to question 2.2b, if NO go to question 2.3b
Question 2.2b: Is the first initial of your name: P?
If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.
Question 2.3b: Is the first initial of your name: S?
If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.
Section 3: Testing Q,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Sub-Section 3.a: Testing Q,U,V,W,X
Question 3.1a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: Q,U,V,W,X?
If YES go to question 3.2a, if NO go to question 3.1b
Question 3.2a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: Q,U?
If YES go to question 3.3a, if NO go to question 3.4a
Question 3.3a: Is the first initial of your name: Q?
If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.
Question 3.4a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: W,X?
If YES go to question 3.5a, if NO Thank you Dickhead.
Question 3.5a: Is the first initial of your name: W?
If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.
Sub-Section 3b: Testing Y,Z
Question 3.1b: Is the first initial of your name: Y?
If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.