GALAH soon to be outed - is CJP the GALAH

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kkiter
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16 Oct 2006 10:03pm
quote:

lol @ the KKK retirement village and especially the latest inductee to the hall of age. old farts indeed!
quote:



WTF? Back in your cage galah. Don't put me in the same mould as those decrepit old buggers.
CJP
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17 Oct 2006 12:03am
happy birthday kkiter. welcome to the 50s club.....you now need to obtain your national seniors card so you can enjoy all those seniors discounted items available to you. i believe uncle steve is going to offer severe discounts to old fogies...

Hey GALAH ...... you've been very inattentive since about page 10 or 11.
Galah Castle and Sunflower Seed Beach have been part of the KKK vocabulary since it was introduced way back then.


Don't forget GALAH....you need to be at NSWKBA GALAH GALA DAY on Saturday....
CJP
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17 Oct 2006 12:14am
NEWS ALERT




GALAH will honour his promise to be in attendance at NSWKBA GALAH GALAH DAY on Saturday 21st October

please see UBER at NSWKBA table and and nominate your guess of the galahs identity........ something special awaits the best guess participant ....... to be awarded ( in disguise ) ...... by the galah himself
kkiter
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17 Oct 2006 9:22am
Not there yet big Col. Another couple of months before I join the "Walking Dead" clan.
ricardo
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17 Oct 2006 9:52am
Your already there KKiter you just don't realise it yet.

Example kite in water drifting towards Towra no wind running out of energy ready to kiss arse goodbye.

Ring any bells or are you getting the first stages of alziemers as well.
You poor old bastard.

Hey GREAT GALAH there are some very learnered people in that peanut gallery at Sunflower Seed beach and I am sure even you have been amongst its wide ranging membership at times.

All the locals are good blokes just some jealously guard there kiting rights over there.
GalahOnTheBay
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17 Oct 2006 10:15am
@ kkiter

If the hat fits wear it :-)

@ ricardo (if that is your real name)

The peanut gallery is the main attraction of that beach, not only is it fun to stand in but most importantly it also encourages folks of all levels to try silly stuff much to everyone's amusement

I dont doubt the locals are on the whole good blokes, and locals have some rights. But dont forget that the non-locals are going out of thier way to make life easier for you guys in KKK land by NOT kiting in certain areas when there are flare ups of "local issues" - see when everyone plays nice things are much easier... now we just need to get everyone to play nice...

quote:
Originally posted by CJP

Hey GALAH ..... you've been very inattentive since about page 10 or 11.
Galah Castle and Sunflower Seed Beach have been part of the KKK vocabulary since it was introduced way back then.



Yeah Sorry missed that one - maybe I too have early onset fuddy-duddy-ness?
ricardo
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17 Oct 2006 10:47am
GREAT GALAH whats in a name a GALAH by any other name would look the same.
Or would you
CJP
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18 Oct 2006 12:05am
Hey ROCKSTAR did you get out today .....it looked like you had wind from 8am to 2pm today ..... was it any good.
Alan
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18 Oct 2006 1:40pm
KKiter...50 (claimed 49) ...never have guessed.
It's not so bad.
Look at Ricardo (real name Huge Nuts) and CJP (real name Galah on the Brain) both super kiters, fine looking men, strong, tanned, fit, and both been in the bushes with Felix.
Kiters over 50 are the new surfer dude 20's.

Can't wait to buy an Underground Zimmer and join em ...in a decade or so..
Mc Bridle
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18 Oct 2006 12:52pm
quote:
quote:
"Look at Ricardo (real name Huge Nuts) and CJP (real name Galah on the Brain) both super kiters, fine looking men, strong, tanned, fit"



I have advice for you Alan... either:

1. Have a closer look (if you can stand the smell)
2. Get the prescription on your glasses re done.

or

3. GET OFF THE DRUGS !!!!!



CJP
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18 Oct 2006 6:16pm
Now look here McBridle ..... you leave the Big Al alone .... he's a man of discerning taste and obviously a great judge of sporting champions. Im sure YOU couldn't keep up with Ricardo's training regime. He's a product of hard work, hard drinking and more hard work .... including 40km flat out bike rides daily and more hard drinking..... as for me .... well .... I was just born this way
Mc Bridle
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18 Oct 2006 4:36pm
Oi... listen ere you... oi don fink yous know ooo your dealin wif ere. Oi ride faster and furver van any a yous young ****s an I was even better when oi was younger you know..... and vat's jus on me scooter.

PS: yous should see me fron rolls
Saffer
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18 Oct 2006 7:04pm
Its actually quite scary the guys have gone through 20 pages trying to work out the identity of a kiter

This one is for you...

kkiter
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18 Oct 2006 7:46pm
Thanks for those kind words Al.
Think I'll just go and neck myself now
GalahOnTheBay
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18 Oct 2006 8:52pm
quote:
Originally posted by Saffer

Its actually quite scary the guys have gone through 20 pages trying to work out the identity of a kiter

This one is for you...





LMFAO

Bar it up boys!
GalahOnTheBay
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18 Oct 2006 8:56pm
quote:
Originally posted by Mc Bridle

3. GET OFF THE DRUGS !!!!!



You forgot:

4) get BETTER drugs
CJP
CJP
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18 Oct 2006 9:09pm
Originally posted by GalahOnTheBay

Bar it up boys!

Talkin about bar 'n it up ... a few of us hit the Georges River Sailing Club for a drink after kiting yesterday and for simply answering a couple of trivia questions we were rewarded with a free seafood buffet each and $40 of drinks courtesy of a young female duty manager .....I think she had the hots for Cabron .... its a very nice place to quench the thirst after a hard days kiting .... might see you there sometime Galah ... ah ...thats right ... you were there ...
Cabron
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18 Oct 2006 9:59pm
Lets get the story straight....there was no kiting(not from lack of wanting.....fkn no wind), apart from one of us who got in early enough....and yes beers were consumed......however during this drunken outing , my entourage commited me to "Taking one for z Boys"..for a free feed.....I couldn't disappoint them....strangely enough, she had posters of aussie native birds on the wall in her office.....mainly of galahs......I smell something fishy besides the seafood buffet...CJP,had you set something up with your contacts at the australia wildlife foundation..???? and what the fk landed in the Saraha in 1979....snow or a satellite.... I still don't know
I can see were Saturday arvo is going to be spent, at least the last $30 of it!!!!!!
Que pasa?
Cabron
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18 Oct 2006 11:33pm
quote:
Originally posted by Cabron
and what the fk landed in the Saraha in 1979....snow or a satellite.... I still don't know

Que pasa?
Cabron



Cabron .... 0n 18th february 1979 snow fell on the sahara desert in southern algeria during a storm that lasted for half an hour ....... well ... you asked the question ...
Alan
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19 Oct 2006 1:46pm
Mc Bridle wrote
quote:
I have advice for you Alan... either:

1. Have a closer look (if you can stand the smell)
2. Get the prescription on your glasses re done.

or

3. GET OFF THE DRUGS !!!!!



Mc Bridle (Any relation to the Mad Mick of Kurnell by any chance?) let me enlighten you.....
NSW Kiteboarding employed pin-up calender boys (CJP - Mr January, Ricardo - Mr June, KKiter, Cabron, Dazza, Dark side, Felix etc) to attract more females into the sport. It's been a slow start as they have yet to drag themselves from the bar but most women melt at the sight of these rippling Adonis'es.
Many an evening as the sun sets, the silhouetted sight of CJP peeling off his rubber suit and slipping into something more comfortable (no not Felix) has sent many a young kitechick's heart a flutter (isn't that right Col?).
Why do you think Galah spends so much time anonymously in the voyeurs gallery at Kurnell?

OK now give me the pills...
ricardo
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19 Oct 2006 4:08pm
Hey Allan I will slip you some cyanide pills for refering to me as hugenuts there is only one man around here with nuts that big that he could use that handle and he drives a white Prado .(Information sorce M Mcbridle)
When was the last time you had a good look in the mirror with your glasses on .
Look out for mad Mick Mcbridle he is rumoured to be a first class fighting machine and anyone who rubs him up the wrong way is in for a severe thrashing.
He can run jump phuck fight wheel a barrow and ride a bike better than any man that kites on the Bay.
Mc Bridle
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19 Oct 2006 9:56pm
"He can run jump phuck fight wheel a barrow and ride a bike better than any man that kites on the Bay."

Yous forgot bricklayin an fence buildin ye fookin twat. Don evan start me on scoo ers and them yabbies....
Mc Bridle
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19 Oct 2006 9:58pm
'slipping into something more comfortable (no not Felix)"


Vats funny vat is eh....
CJP
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20 Oct 2006 8:39pm
Buggered it up today KKK. Tried cutting across to Quibray via Towra but couldn't get the wind to co-operate. Laurie's graph showed you blokes got all the action ....... again



ps. Mc Bridle ....... you are a strange one
ricardo
ricardo
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23 Oct 2006 11:39am
Well did the GALAH appear at the GALAH GALA DAY ON sATURDAY.
CJP
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23 Oct 2006 7:01pm
quote:
Originally posted by ricardo

Well did the GALAH appear at the GALAH GALA DAY ON sATURDAY.



The GALAH has been OUTED .... ..... and by an 8yr old who went up to the GALAH and said ..." I know who you are ... your're
the GALAH ..... out of the mouths of babes ahy lads ...... 20 pages, hundreds od posts .... and a kid does the job .... what does that tell us ....
Maxxl
Maxxl
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23 Oct 2006 10:04pm
The Galah is Gay
Felix KF
Felix KF
NSW
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24 Oct 2006 1:01am
I was there at the time Col.... thanks for the Heads up. The Galah's secret is safe with me. So tell me... Does the child get the prize, the guy who told her to ask the Galah or the proud Dad. PS Congratulations to the proud Dad on raising such an astute and remarkable child. Rumour has it that she is taking up kiting in the near future. If she kites anything like Dad, does she's gonna be a little ripper.
Felix KF
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24 Oct 2006 1:09am
quote:
Maxxl


Australia

29 Posts Posted - 23/10/2006 : 10:04 pm
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The Galah is Gay



Explains why Maxxl has been chasing him so hard.
Maxxl
Maxxl
WA
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24 Oct 2006 6:44am
Why? Are you jeallous Felix? Is he only yours? So you're gay too
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