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GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
GalahOnTheBay GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
24 Dec 2006 12:55am
yep - it's all part of my materplan for the bay...

First - the uber flat water section @ brighton
Second - no fishermen @ kurnell point
Third - move the airport to badgery's creek!
kkiter
kkiter
NSW
452 posts
kkiter kkiter
NSW, 452 posts
26 Dec 2006 9:27pm
I have it on good authority that a couple of great whites were seen taking pelicans in Botany Bay last week.
Also a 4ft bull shark (dead) was found in the shallows at Towra.
Keep your eyes peeled guys.
Cabron
Cabron
QLD
363 posts
Cabron Cabron
QLD, 363 posts
26 Dec 2006 11:57pm
Not to worry kkiter, that was a couple skinny white boys, cheapskating on buying a chistmas turkey, as for the 4 footer over at Towra.....went down well with some lemon and chips.....
Actually on a serious note....I hit something at Towra a couple weeks ago, in the deeper part, it wasn't a sand bar, not a stingray, not a log...a squishy thud...whatever it was...it now has a deep gash in it's back and pretty pissed off i would have thought....I high tailed it out of there.. On a positive note, hope all had a great xmas, see you all out dodgeing the men in grey suits soon!!!Feliz Navidad y fin de ano
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
GalahOnTheBay GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
27 Dec 2006 11:57am
quote:
Originally posted by kkiter

Also a 4ft bull shark (dead) was found in the shallows at Towra.
Keep your eyes peeled guys.


Dead eh? Isn't that the best kind of shark?
Mrwandaful
Mrwandaful
NSW
186 posts
Mrwandaful Mrwandaful
NSW, 186 posts
28 Dec 2006 12:38am
Kkiter, i went surfing this morning at 6am, 1km off boat harbour. Believe me, my friggin eyes were pealed, and I held onto a piss for 2 hours! After reading you post I am as nnnnervous as Uber
ricardo
ricardo
NSW
136 posts
ricardo ricardo
NSW, 136 posts
30 Dec 2006 1:38am
Word is that the whites have been seen around the oil refinery wharf as well .
Doesn't make body dragging for your board very pleasent.

On a brighter note CJP has been able to have the Bonner Point gate opened again , it has been open the whole Xmas break (who said he was a GALAH).
ricardo
ricardo
NSW
136 posts
ricardo ricardo
NSW, 136 posts
1 Jan 2007 11:54am
HAPPY NEW YEAR from all the old Bastards at KKK land,(That includes you felix)What a start to the year six straight nor easters .
Kitepower Australia
Kitepower Australia
NSW
4382 posts
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NSW, 4382 posts
2 Jan 2007 6:21pm
For a whole lot of bent kiters.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
GalahOnTheBay GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
2 Jan 2007 6:39pm
HAPPY KOOK YEAR!

May 2007 be filled with wind!
user
user
WA
1140 posts
user user
WA, 1140 posts
2 Jan 2007 7:44pm
quote:
Originally posted by GalahOnTheBay

HAPPY KOOK YEAR!

May 2007 be filled with wind!


There is usually no wind in May !
Kitepower Australia
Kitepower Australia
NSW
4382 posts
Site Sponsor
Kitepower Australia Kitepower Australia
NSW, 4382 posts
4 Jan 2007 1:08pm
May the winds of May not suck this year!
monsta
monsta
NSW
37 posts
monsta monsta
NSW, 37 posts
5 Jan 2007 12:37pm
*** Matty***!!!! Erratum

BoDiddly
BoDiddly
VIC
622 posts
BoDiddly BoDiddly
VIC, 622 posts
5 Jan 2007 1:08pm
ooohh.... that's NASTY.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
GalahOnTheBay GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
7 Jan 2007 1:26pm
quote:
Originally posted by monsta

I made love to a dead shark last week.
- Col (galah)


all that can be said to that (on so many levels) is WHAT THE?!?!?!?!?!
monsta
monsta
NSW
37 posts
monsta monsta
NSW, 37 posts
11 Jan 2007 5:18pm
cmon... it was still warm!.... oh hangon sharks arent warm blooded... ok so it had been in the hot sun for a while...

goood dead sharky.

-Colcliff
Maxxl
Maxxl
WA
75 posts
Maxxl Maxxl
WA, 75 posts
12 Jan 2007 8:24am
this topic turned gay too. Actually gay animal sex.
Maxxl
Maxxl
WA
75 posts
Maxxl Maxxl
WA, 75 posts
12 Jan 2007 8:24am
this topic turned gay too. Actually gay animal sex.
Moritz
Moritz
NSW
180 posts
Moritz Moritz
NSW, 180 posts
14 Jan 2007 2:53pm
yesterday at Wanda I spotted a Galah. Actually I was a bit confused because there were lot's of Galah. At least they were making that typical Galah noise while boosting high....
Tonewolf
Tonewolf
382 posts
Tonewolf Tonewolf
382 posts
14 Jan 2007 1:31pm
why do people post their replies twice?

Moronic
cwamit
cwamit
WA
1194 posts
cwamit cwamit
WA, 1194 posts
14 Jan 2007 1:55pm
Because it might be funnier the second time.Because it might be funnier the second time.Because it might be funnier the second time. Because it might be funnier the second time.

Because they suffer from compulsive obsessive behavior..............................................

They have a nervous forum disposition which causes them to hit send twice.

Sticky enter key








They suffer from ADHD

They dont suffer ADHD but are taking dixies anyway.


(crap I hate doing accounting)
monsta
monsta
NSW
37 posts
monsta monsta
NSW, 37 posts
15 Jan 2007 6:47pm
GALAH "SPOTTED"

I was doing the "Bay Watch" thing trying to spot the Galah when a fraccas broke out amongst the locals at Dolls Point, NSW. After asking too many questions about the secret identity of the Galah on the Bay, I was hit from behind with a blunt instrument , probably a saucepan. (Currently the preferred weapon of choice by rioting local picnic goers) As I fell to the ground my 12m Switchblade cushioned my fall and I caught a glimpse of a tatoo of a Galah on my Assailants ankle as he kicked me into unconsciousness.

I feel we may be dealing with a serial psychopathic kiter .
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
15 Jan 2007 8:09pm
quote:
Originally posted by monsta

GALAH "SPOTTED"

I was doing the "Bay Watch" thing trying to spot the Galah when a fraccas broke out amongst the locals at Dolls Point, NSW. After asking too many questions about the secret identity of the Galah on the Bay, I was hit from behind with a blunt instrument , probably a saucepan. (Currently the preferred weapon of choice by rioting local picnic goers) As I fell to the ground my 12m Switchblade cushioned my fall and I caught a glimpse of a tatoo of a Galah on my Assailants ankle as he kicked me into unconsciousness.

I feel we may be dealing with a serial psychopathic kiter .



You should have stayed at Wanda with the Real Galahs ... that way you wouldn't have got into any Hassles...Hoff
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
GalahOnTheBay GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
16 Jan 2007 12:06pm
I can reveal to you that the recent fight at dolls was actually caused by a bunch of folks who had been tipped off that I was at dolls and had come to collect autographs.

The folks became restless when one of them alleged that they had actually seen me and got an autograph, which pissed off the rest of the crowd.

the rest, as they say, is history!
monsta
monsta
NSW
37 posts
monsta monsta
NSW, 37 posts
16 Jan 2007 12:08pm
Dont Hassle the Hoff GOTB...
maxim
maxim
NSW
84 posts
maxim maxim
NSW, 84 posts
16 Jan 2007 2:35pm
quote:
Originally posted by Maxxl

this topic turned gay too. Actually gay animal sex.


no, this is gay.. video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8698906796133491281&hl=en-GB
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
22 Jan 2007 12:59am
Any news on those two kids lost in the river at Dolls today. I hear that kiters were instructed to leave the area whilst the search was on. Is this correct ?
chuck
chuck
NSW
33 posts
chuck chuck
NSW, 33 posts
22 Jan 2007 1:03am
hey mate. yeah, for a while we thought it was over sharks coz there was heaps of bait fish out. but one of the rag heads told ian about the kids. they were swimming out near the channel markers!
ThreadJacker
ThreadJacker
WA
61 posts
ThreadJacker ThreadJacker
WA, 61 posts
22 Jan 2007 9:15am
Chuck.....Please, Lets keep it slightly PC...so that would be persons of middle eastern appearence..
monsta
monsta
NSW
37 posts
monsta monsta
NSW, 37 posts
22 Jan 2007 6:04pm
Forty degree heat, bait fish galore and few hundred seagulls working the water surface seemed bad enough. The weekends double drowning off a wharf could have been prevented. I shall take this up with council to encourage punters to learn to swim safely in the baths.

Again many thanks to all who kited unselfishly, assisted on the shore & co-operated with authorities to clear the water.

Thanks to the drink barrons Chucky & Jas & Nic & Cabron's patented bottle opener.
Cheers Hoff


mr noise
mr noise
NSW
46 posts
mr noise mr noise
NSW, 46 posts
22 Jan 2007 6:59pm
Hey Guys,
When is the next south kite club ( probably not called that )
meeting so we can sign up

KiteFriendly
Mike
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