GALAH soon to be outed - is CJP the GALAH

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kkiter
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11 Jul 2006 3:18pm
Hey Goose on the bay, stop avoiding my question or we'll give the crown to budgie smuggler on the bay (Better known as dogsbody)
kkiter
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11 Jul 2006 4:04pm
Mr Wandaful
None of them look that good
ricardo
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11 Jul 2006 5:35pm
Hey KKiter only someone with nuts as big as yours would be game to take on the all powerfull Gooseonthebay
kkiter
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11 Jul 2006 6:40pm
Ricado
Now you've put me in the s***.
Galah's eat nuts as part of their staple diet.
I'll have to wear chainmail undies all the time from now on, not just at your parties.
kkiter
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11 Jul 2006 7:03pm
Oh, and when Felix is around!!!
CJP
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11 Jul 2006 11:11pm
KKiter, I have refrained from entering this BORING debate about the Galah, however, now that the KINGS OF KURNELL KOUNTRY have formed a strategic alliance with the members of the PINK COCKATOO RED CLAW COWBOYS OF THE BAY KITING FRATERNITY to name me as the Galah I must step forward and defend myself.

Let me make this point - It is NOT I who cavorts around the Bay flying the PINK and GREY ( Galah colours ) BOW SPECIAL - alias the WAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ( the sound of a pensioner Galah struggling to keep up with punishing speed of the BRIGHTON BOYS on their " C " specials)

Could it be that YOU are the Galah and you have constructed this vilification of me ( with the help of the KKK ) in an attempt to take the heat off yourself ( the net is getting tighter Galah )

AND for the record KKiter - any admissions made whilst being threatened with cruel and inhumane punishment ( withdrawal of compressor use) when attempting to be up on the water in 5 minutes flat in order to suck the best out of a NO knots Nor 'Easter - will never stand up in a court of law.

Galah its time .............

col


kkiter
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12 Jul 2006 2:00am
CJP
The pink and grey Waroo is a tactical ploy to draw out the Galah into an uncontrollable mating frenzy.
Should we see some featherbrained lunatic trying to hump said kite on the beach, then we will have our bird.
I did notice you were in a bit of a flap over the Waroo today, and either you had your tube of sunscreen stuffed down the front of your wetsuit, or you were about to succumb to your lustful urges.
Also, you and Danza were making what appeared to be loud whooping sounds (aka, bird calls)to each other on the water, causing some kiters, including Moritz, to flee in terror.
One telling moment was when you were spotted flapping your arms during a jump, and attempting to crap on someone body dragging below.
No CJP, I think you are attempting to pervert the course of justice by pointing the feather at an innocent bystander to take the heat off yourself.
NSW, 4382 posts
12 Jul 2006 5:37am
quote:

lol so does the rumour say i turned up to the beach and declared "I am gay-lah! Lord of the batty!"



Its good that you are not me anymore.

It would have been funnier if you had finished that declaration with "and I like a cockortoo" (whoever said that first, on this thread, well done!!)

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McCormack

PS - Its so funny when someone local walks into the shop, and certain people are in the shop, what follows is "you are the galah", "No you are", Col is, SB is, Caelah is, Ricardo is, etc, etc ,etc............ LOL's
CJP
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12 Jul 2006 7:14am
Sensationaly written KKiter - I rest my case - anyone for sunflower seed !!!

Oh happy days - The WIND is BACK

col

ps. that wasn't sunblock
Maxxl
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12 Jul 2006 9:32am
What do CJP, Kiterider, Pops and the Galah have in common???? They all look in the mirror in the morining to see exactly the same face...
Mrwandaful
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12 Jul 2006 12:34pm
Are they all sharing the same bathroom?
GalahOnTheBay
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12 Jul 2006 3:43pm
quote:
Originally posted by Maxxl

What do CJP, Kiterider, Pops and the Galah have in common???? They all look in the mirror in the morining to see exactly the same face...



very insightful as alway mr xxs (clearly not xxl in any way shape or form) - at least we don't have to bear the train wreck that is your face every morning... hahahahahahaha or are you a vampire who is allergic to mirrors?
GalahOnTheBay
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12 Jul 2006 3:44pm
quote:
Originally posted by Kitepower Australia

Its good that you are not me anymore.


Ah I have not "bean" you for quite some time now - not even with slight of hand and twist of fate could I, or anyone else for that matter, EVER be you Steve - you know we all love you deep down... maybe even fo does - he just doesnt know it yet!

My first "real" name was on this forum for this account was "Steve McCormick" (note the strategically placed "i") - my great great grandfather's father founded this company: www.mccormick.com.au/ so I thought it would be a logical yet witty choice. Alas after people found out my products contained 95% msg and business has not been so good, so i sold it and become a kite bum. The constant trips to court these days are beginning to bore me though. How was i to know? Anyway i digress... I'm thinking of opening a kite shop next - any tips?

quote:
Originally posted by Kitepower Australia

PS - Its so funny when someone local walks into the shop, and certain people are in the shop, what follows is "you are the galah", "No you are", Col is, SB is, Caelah is, Ricardo is, etc, etc ,etc............ LOL's


FINALLY this thread has turned out to be the entertaining distraction it was meant to be. Hang on what were we talking about?!?!?! lolz

as for the "cockortoo" - one will do me just fine thanks - and because it's still a free country (last time i checked) you can all definately "take that any way you want to"!

quote:
Originally posted by kkiter

I'll have to wear chainmail undies all the time from now on, not just at your parties.


kk - You will have to shave daily from now on - and I don't mean your legs...


Anyway at last some fun for me (and others it seems!) while i am north for winter ( here is a photo of me on my travels ) - BRING ON SUMMER SO THE GALAH CAN FLY ON THE BAY AGAIN!

Yours ever elusively flying the pink & gray,
the eternal idiot: GalahOnTheBay
CJP
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12 Jul 2006 6:09pm
BUGGER !!! Here I am with what I thought was a great strategy to find someone to assist me in my private investigation business. Someone who shares my addiction for kiting and will drop everything ( including work ) to kite.

All I need is someone with a sharp, inquisitive mind who can track through the clues for a logical outcome. Someone whose powers of deduction shine through. Someone who has a clear thinking analytical mind - and up comes Maxxl. Yes this could be the one - Sharp,concise and a deep thinker - THIS ONE will sus out the GALAH and I will have my new offsider - BUT NO - Then Maxxl goes and blows it all !!

Good attempt Maxxl but with all the clues and direction I've given - ALL you can come up with is :

CJP is the GALAH -- Dammit - back to the drawing board I guess - Time to think about a NEW recruitment strategy --

AHH! CHOKER HOLD

WATCH THIS SPACE
GalahOnTheBay
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12 Jul 2006 6:11pm
lol - NEXT!
ricardo
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12 Jul 2006 6:29pm
It would appear that the gooseonthebay does not mind a bit of personel abuse the mind bogels , but is this just another clue.
CJP
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12 Jul 2006 6:49pm
CRIKEY GALAH - THAT WAS FAST - I DIDN'T EVEN GET TIME TO LOG OFF AND " BANG " - YOU WERE THERE - WHAT DO YOU RECKON DANIEL - QUICK EH!!

MAYBE I SHOULD HIRE THE GALAH - HE'S THE SHARPEST ONE OUT THERE ****
CJP
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12 Jul 2006 6:52pm
Howdy Ricardo - are you around in the morning
cheers
col
CJP
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12 Jul 2006 6:59pm
Has anyone seen that new KEVIN SPACEY movie about BOBBY DARREN

Its supposed to be very revealing !!!

kkiter
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12 Jul 2006 8:12pm
Might that be a clue CJP? (Kevin, hmm)
kkiter
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12 Jul 2006 8:15pm
Or, is this just another shift in direction by the wily galah??
Maxxl
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12 Jul 2006 7:13pm
CJP is the Galah. I shall say no more.

Guilty until proven otherwise....

CJP
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12 Jul 2006 10:08pm
OUCH !! No more " Choker holds " Maxxl- my neck can't take it.

HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY IT - " I is not tha GALAH "

Seek other directions - reach out beyond the BAY - the GALAH is out there somewhere - ready to swoop again - flexing his beak in order to spew forth the next biting comment

I like you am curious about the identity of this cunning bird of the marshlands and beyond.

I'm beginning to think its time for THE IRISHMAN to summon the BANSHEE to seek out this flying fortress of pink and grey verbosity.

Surely there is someone out there who would like to join the ranks of the GUMBOOT BRIGADE. Keep the investigation going.


Maxxl
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13 Jul 2006 3:08am
CJP, is your split personality so split, that you don't have control over the Galah anymore???
CJP
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13 Jul 2006 6:16am
Thats it - I give up - Time to buy a CONTRA

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13 Jul 2006 6:29am
Originally posted by GalahOnTheBay
Ah I have not "bean" you for quite some time now - not even with slight of hand and twist of fate could I, or anyone else for that matter, EVER be you Steve - you know we all love you deep down... maybe even fo does - he just doesnt know it yet!

My first "real" name was on this forum for this account was "Steve McCormick" (note the strategically placed "i") - my great great grandfather's father founded this company: www.mccormick.com.au/ so I thought it would be a logical yet witty choice. Alas after people found out my products contained 95% msg and business has not been so good, so i sold it and become a kite bum. The constant trips to court these days are beginning to bore me though. How was i to know? Anyway i digress... I'm thinking of opening a kite shop next - any tips?


G'day Gaylah

Sorry thats your name now in the shop of mirth.

I think you have great trouble bing you right now so don't get distracted and try to be me.
Take it from me, the original inhabitant of me, myself and I, you don't want what I've got!

As for the shop next door go for it, but make sure you get some flea powder, and rabies shots.

Hell why open one just make me an offer for mine, and then I could be become the beach bum I've always aspired to!

Cya and

Goodwinds Gaylah

Steve McCormack

ricardo
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13 Jul 2006 6:51am
Unfortunately CJP I will be round today and the rest of the week until I do a few more K's on the bike , but I am up for a kite on Thursday if there is wind .Jouko and I tried at the place of face plants yesterday without success.I got to try his new contra and introduced it to the beach and a bush,I felt like a right Galah. But I had a coulple of runs in 6 to 7 knots on the 152 looks like an awesome kite .Maybe the first bow with the C pull for the legs.
GalahOnTheBay
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13 Jul 2006 10:32am
HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY IT - " I is not tha CJP "

ok time for a hint: I love it when it's all about me me me me me !

lolz
Mrwandaful
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13 Jul 2006 1:34pm
I believe that The Galah is suffering from a form of Parrot Memory loss called Polynesia. He may not even know who he is! From the look of him he may also have the canarial disease Chirpes. Get well soon you sick unit.
kkiter
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13 Jul 2006 4:26pm
The Galah's got his feathers in a ruffle and turned cuckoo.May have fallen off his perch during the night and banged his head.
Sounds like a pommie type that drives a white van and flys switchblades.
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