GALAH soon to be outed - is CJP the GALAH

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Arrow
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13 Jul 2006 7:34pm
Galah: Do you tell your friends about OneTel ??
or
Do you drive a girls car ??
CJP
CJP
NSW
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CJP CJP
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13 Jul 2006 9:42pm
ATTENTION GALAH


Sorry Galah but it appears that I have been unconvincing with my denials that I am not YOU. I cannot attend any kiting location on the BAY without getting the greeting " you're the GALAH "
It seems that the KITING COMMUNITY at the BAY needs to see their HERO in the flesh so ( as you are not prepared to reveal your identity to your adoring followers ) I guess all I can do is to accept the adulation meant for you and honour you - OH GREAT FEATHERED GALAH GOD - by assuming your identity.
From this moment on I am YOU.
Please arrange for all your kiting equipment,bank account details,motor vehicle , house keys and any other items of value to be left with Steve at Kitepower. I will pick them up nextime I fly to the Bay.

KITERS OF THE BAY - I AM THE GALAH
kkiter
kkiter
NSW
452 posts
NSW, 452 posts
13 Jul 2006 10:02pm
At last, a confession!!
Or, a dastardly conceived deception.
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
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13 Jul 2006 10:22pm
kkiter - what are you doing up at this hour - I'm looking for a business partner who keeps GALAH hours. I'll see you later this morning.

cheers
THE NEW GALAH
Maxxl
Maxxl
WA
75 posts
WA, 75 posts
13 Jul 2006 9:45pm
CJP, it was about time for you to come clean. This little Hollywood-style acting of yours is a bit over the top though....

Shall we ask Laurie to remove CJP, Pops and Kiteharder/Kiterider so you can focus on being the GALAH???
Gone to dark side
Gone to dark side
NSW
394 posts
NSW, 394 posts
14 Jul 2006 5:31am
The END
At last Now lets get some kiting in on the weekend
ricardo
ricardo
NSW
136 posts
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14 Jul 2006 5:51am
I'm sorry Col I can't let you take the rap for me

I am the Galah.

There Iv'e said it and I feel Better
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
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14 Jul 2006 7:51am
Galahs of the world unite! Together we will never be defeated!

All hail the galahs on the bay. Welcome aboard! The view is great from this perch...

Did anyone ever doubt that there was more than one?!?!?! Seems like I have some real issues, not limited to multiple personality disorder and more than one login to seabreeze. allegedly...

quote:
From a truely great movie, a masterpiece of our time if you will

Cameron: Okay Ferris, can we just let it go, please?
Sloane: Ferris, please. You've gone to far. We're going to get busted.
Ferris: A: You can never go too far. B: If I'm gonna get busted, it is *not* gonna be by a guy like *that*.


I guess Ferris was talking about maxxl - lolz
Mrwandaful
Mrwandaful
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186 posts
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14 Jul 2006 8:07am
Principal Rooney: "What's so dangerous about a character like Galah On The Bay is that he gives the good kids bad ideas. The last thing I need at this point is fifteen hundred Galah disciples running around these halls!"
ricardo
ricardo
NSW
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14 Jul 2006 9:47am
Ah but I write this with CAUTION could the Darkside know the ANSWER.
Officer Dibble reckons he has had a confession.
NSW, 4382 posts
14 Jul 2006 10:33am
CJP and Ricardo, I know you meant well in trying to take the heat off me, but I can't let you guys take the rap for me, its true I am the Galah, but I am not a Gaylah that likes a Cockortoo ok!

I promise not to spawn anymore flocks of galahs.

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McCormack
kkiter
kkiter
NSW
452 posts
NSW, 452 posts
14 Jul 2006 11:10am
Ah Ricardo, could a "Dark" horse be the Galah?
Someone obviously with a "Dark Side"?

Something you want to tell us K....?
ricardo
ricardo
NSW
136 posts
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14 Jul 2006 12:11pm
Or then again could the Gooseonthebay be a NAISH pimp.
Gone to dark side
Gone to dark side
NSW
394 posts
NSW, 394 posts
14 Jul 2006 12:47pm
I will ANSWER your Q tommorow
If theres wind

ps I can see theres no wind today.
Mrwandaful
Mrwandaful
NSW
186 posts
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14 Jul 2006 12:54pm
Should be on at Wanda Saturday. The surf is 8ft and the rain might clear in the afternoon. Is it true Moritz now tows a trailer to fit all his new kites in? Contitions should be good to test out his 11 , 12 or 12.5 i think.
CJP
CJP
NSW
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CJP CJP
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14 Jul 2006 5:24pm
Careful Ricardo - that sort of comment could send a shockwave through the kiting community of the BAY.
ricardo
ricardo
NSW
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14 Jul 2006 5:52pm
I have heard that the mating call of certain Galahs is

JER-AM MEMEMEMEMEME
oxy
oxy
WA
50 posts
oxy oxy
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14 Jul 2006 5:01pm
Very interesting looks like the Galah will be outed sooner than later.

Has the Galah Gone to the Darkside???
Or is the Galah a Shockwave On The Bay.???

Stay tuned as all will be revealed shortly.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
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14 Jul 2006 7:07pm
hmm, is that the mating call or the call for "mate! we better get out of here..."??
AdrianW
AdrianW
NSW
47 posts
NSW, 47 posts
14 Jul 2006 7:26pm
OK, I have had enough of all these imitators.

I am the Galah, and so is my wife.
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
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17 Jul 2006 4:23pm
BREAKING NEWS

Man arrested at SYDNEY AIRPORT trying to smuggle GALAH EGGS out of Australia. He had them stashed in his " Reg Grundies ".
The GALAH ON THE BAY will go to any lengths to keep the legend ALIVE.

Mrwandaful
Mrwandaful
NSW
186 posts
NSW, 186 posts
17 Jul 2006 4:54pm
Good to see there is another fellow Budgie Smuggler out there!

I heard a report the WIRES (Wildlife Rescue) was called on Sunday, due to an injured Galah seen flapping off Kurnell?? Apparently he had his feathers ruffled by a large wind.
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
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17 Jul 2006 5:06pm
Andrew - I didn't see you there on Saturday - Anyone else able to report !!!!

ps. Did Wanda go off on Saturday - how did the BOW GO.[}:)][}:)]
oxy
oxy
WA
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oxy oxy
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17 Jul 2006 3:09pm
From all reports their were no Shockwaves on the bay on Saturaday at Kurnell so the Galah must have been nesting keeping his eggs nice and warm.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
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18 Jul 2006 8:17am
Ah-ha! I was there on the weekend - but didnt go out (as if a 20+ knot NE in the middle of winter is EVER going to be clean).

Nothing like watching other folks getinng teabagged for a bit of light entertainment.

PS: Rumours of customs feeling up my eggs are untrue - but if you can find someone who's keen to fill that role please post thier details for "Review"
CJP
CJP
NSW
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CJP CJP
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18 Jul 2006 9:55pm
The GALAH went out on Saturday
A Black Nor'easter came his way
High up into the air,thats where he flew
But this was no ordinary cockatoo
Up up and away the GALAH he went
Some might say this bird is bent
His loyal supporters were aghast
However, the GALAH was having a blast
Flapping and screeching for his Iron Heart he did reach
But ah, too late, he was on the beach
Along came Rick with his four wheel drive
And found the GALAH, who was still alive
Said Rick to GALAH " are you OK "
The GALAH replied " Hip hip hooray,
I live to kite another day "

You didn't really think the GALAH would stand and watch the BRIGHTON BOYS have all the fun - did you.

puppetonaring
puppetonaring
WA
26 posts
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19 Jul 2006 6:56pm
wankers
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
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19 Jul 2006 9:13pm
sorry fake puppet,
but i thought this was turning into a rip roaring aussie yarn.
ricardo
ricardo
NSW
136 posts
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20 Jul 2006 9:42am
Piss off Puppet , we just about had the f----ing Galah cornered and you come and scare him off . Geeeez ****er!
890Falcon
890Falcon
NSW
383 posts
NSW, 383 posts
20 Jul 2006 6:40pm
Hey Galah thought you were flying up north as its to cold for the Galah at this time of the year.

Funny thing though about watching us getting teabagged as rick was probably the only one that saw the whole thing happen, or were you flying high above watching the whole drama unfold????

Or I think just about all your feathers have been plucked my pink friend.

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