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CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
20 Jul 2006 11:17pm
You're right Ricardo - maybe FAKE puppet is aiding and abetting the GALAH - infact who's to say that the FAKE puppet isn't the GALAH himself.
The search goes on - remember when Muhammed Ali said " I've been to the land where the alligators play trumpets"
Well thats where we'll find the GALAH.
Rumour has it that Danza got the GALAH on camera at Dolls the other day but the gremlins ( or maybe the newly discovered virus GALAHOPHOBIA )has prevented him from loading the evidence on the Forum.
We need the assistance of the GREAT GLEN WAROOOOOOOOOO to solve the technical glitch !!!!!!!!!
kkiter
kkiter
NSW
452 posts
kkiter kkiter
NSW, 452 posts
21 Jul 2006 7:31am
Easy, just beat him with a rubber hose until he gets it right.
This method works well with most technical glitches
Felix KF
Felix KF
NSW
169 posts
Felix KF Felix KF
NSW, 169 posts
21 Jul 2006 8:28am
Kkiter,

You told me that the rubber hose was just OUR special thing... or is that what you say to all the boyz.
kkiter
kkiter
NSW
452 posts
kkiter kkiter
NSW, 452 posts
21 Jul 2006 3:12pm
Felix
I'm not surprised that you would fantasise about this, however, even if I was gay (not that there's anything wrong with that), you wouldn't even make the "Z" list.
I suggest you honour your engagement to Mick, and stop acting like some sort of "Man Hoe".
Maybe the "Galah" would be interested.
I am currently seeking legal advice re a restraining order.
I also have a signed request from the KKK demanding you remain fully clothed at all times whilst at the beach, and that you limit your perverted activities to the time you spend in front of the mirror at home.
Felix KF
Felix KF
NSW
169 posts
Felix KF Felix KF
NSW, 169 posts
21 Jul 2006 4:21pm
Dear Kkiter,

I apologise for revealing such personal details of yours in such a public place. I can understand your agression in denial, after all, Ricardo will be devestated when he hears you've been cheating on him. I wish the both of you happiest of futures and wish to apologise for pretending that I was gay in order to cause problems between you and Ricardo. I hope you can accept this apology. You're right when you said in your previous post... "there's nothing wrong with that" .. us straight guys should never force your kind to defend your preferences. Best wishes to you both... Felix
kkiter
kkiter
NSW
452 posts
kkiter kkiter
NSW, 452 posts
21 Jul 2006 7:32pm
Ricardo

I find it extremely distressing that a person of an obviously homosexual disposition, going by the name of Felix KF,
has stooped to the lowest level of defamation, and has included both you and I in one of his sick, twisted fantasies.

Not only that, but he has defamed us in the public arena, and sullied our good names as moral upstanding members of society.

I suggest a public flogging of said gay pervert at your earliest convenience.

KKiter

ricardo
ricardo
NSW
136 posts
ricardo ricardo
NSW, 136 posts
21 Jul 2006 8:06pm
I have E mailed said pervert and threatened the afore mentioned thrashing .
I think it is extremely rude of a person that openly solicits locations of gay bars in other threads and mentions a known gay pick up spot in another to try to include two fine upstanding citizens like you and I in his sordid life.
kkiter
kkiter
NSW
452 posts
kkiter kkiter
NSW, 452 posts
21 Jul 2006 8:27pm
Ricardo
What's even worse, is that you and I are both married, whereas said pervert is thin, neat, nearly 40 and single!
What does that tell you?

Helloooo
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
GalahOnTheBay GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
21 Jul 2006 8:58pm
quote:
Originally posted by danza

Funny thing though about watching us getting teabagged as rick was probably the only one that saw the whole thing happen, or were you flying high above watching the whole drama unfold????


ACHTUNG BITTE! you see I said i was there, and that i enjoyed watching (or giving!) a good teabagging, but i didnt say i saw CJ teabagging on sat.

Unless of course you assume that I am CJ in which case i would have seen the excitement in the first person.

come to think of it the idea of CJ teabagging anyone is rather scarry - CJ : have you met our mate felix kf? seems like you guys have a "shared interest" which you might like to pursue as consenting adults are allowed to (in most states anyway, i think it's compolsary in one of them) in the privacy of some sort of dwelling, preferably with the lights off and the curtains drawn. oh and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep the noise down...
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
GalahOnTheBay GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
21 Jul 2006 9:03pm
and WHATEVER you do please dont post pictures on this forum!

PS i just noticed we should probably rename this thread "you know there is no wind when...". This thread has the fourth most replies of all the threads in this forum - that's freaking hillarious!

Bring back the wind or at least warmer weather so we can talk ****e on the beach instead of on the internet... lolz
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
21 Jul 2006 11:19pm
GALAH what is wrong with you ????????????
I normally charge a fortune to market GALAH's in the manner I have marketed you - not one cent have I invoiced you .
I have made you famous - your name is as well known in the kiting community as McDonalds is known to kids of the World.
You are now an ICON
Your name is indelibly inscribed in the anals of kiting history.
Kiters talk about you incessantly.
You have become a living legend.
I have given you a brand name that will sell :
eg. GALAH KITES
GALAH KITEBOARDS
GALAH WETSUITS
GALAH whatever - anything will sell under the GALAH on The Bay brand name -

BUT you choose to denigrate me by associating MY name with that of FELIX and worse still you cast doubts about my chromosome status.
Very insulting GALAH - not very nice at all
As a result of this indescretion by yourself I have today registered the business name and trademark name " Galah on The Bay "
Look out for my first product release:
Galah on The Bay - kite shirts - every kiter on the Bay will be wearing them by summer .....
Product launch - Saturday 31 July - Kurnell ... 10am
models - - Ricardo , kkiter and Mick ........... and for the amil nitrate brigade - Felix will model an " off the shoulder " number in GALAH HOT PINK
and not one penny for you GALAH - unless of course I see contrition by you in future posts
I AM THE GALAH .. or... AM I THE GALAH
Felix KF
Felix KF
NSW
169 posts
Felix KF Felix KF
NSW, 169 posts
21 Jul 2006 11:31pm
Fourth largest post... we can do better than that... keep em coming !!
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
21 Jul 2006 11:40pm
Howdy BIG FELLA - you trawlin the US commodity market or something.
Keep an eye out on the ASX for the soon to be listed "GalahOnTheBay " - hot stock tip...
Felix KF
Felix KF
NSW
169 posts
Felix KF Felix KF
NSW, 169 posts
21 Jul 2006 11:54pm
Kkiter, or should I say PBiter (pillow biter)... there you go about rubber hose floggings again.. give up the charade ! I think you lost what little believability you had when you used the laughable term "moral and upstanding" I find it difficult to think of anyone as upstanding who spends as much time on his knees as you do. Furthermore, you stated your both married... big deal... its to each other and mysteriously, that only happened when they made that sort of thing legal in NSW... congratulations to both you sicko's. And anyway.. your the one with the pink kite... say no more !!!

Ricardo... regarding said email you sent... the only thrashing mentioned was in the paragraph immediately after the dinner invitation. My answer remains no... I've already caused enough tension between you and PBiter already.

Best wishes to you both...

FELIX
Felix KF
Felix KF
NSW
169 posts
Felix KF Felix KF
NSW, 169 posts
22 Jul 2006 12:02am
CJP... As far as the Amil Nitrate goes... I never touch the stuff... Couldnt bring myself to do it after hearing what happened to PBiter and Ricardo at the Blue Oyster that night ! The poor buggers hair never did grow back.

Re the product launch at 10 am Saturday... The time will have to be pushed back as PBiter and "friend" tell me they will only just be leaving ARQ at that time and it will take them at least 40 mins to get to Kurnell from Oxford St.
Felix KF
Felix KF
NSW
169 posts
Felix KF Felix KF
NSW, 169 posts
22 Jul 2006 12:12am
quote:
Originally posted by CJP

Howdy BIG FELLA - you trawlin the US commodity market or something.
Keep an eye out on the ASX for the soon to be listed "GalahOnTheBay " - hot stock tip...



Will do Bud.... what are you doing up at this hour ?
Felix KF
Felix KF
NSW
169 posts
Felix KF Felix KF
NSW, 169 posts
22 Jul 2006 12:15am
quote:
Originally posted by kkiter

Ricardo
What's even worse, is that you and I are both married, whereas said pervert is thin, neat, nearly 40 and single!
What does that tell you?

Helloooo


Nearly 40!!! Them's fightin words... I've seen Ol' Mick throwing punches for a lot less than that ! Its true what they say about you lot... you lot really can be bitchy !
Kitepower Australia
Kitepower Australia
NSW
4382 posts
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Kitepower Australia Kitepower Australia
NSW, 4382 posts
22 Jul 2006 5:53am
What do you expect from a bunch of bitches and a Galah, that allegedly likes a cockortoo???

Hey Col, save me one of the t's, size m for mild mannered moron, please.

Cya and

Good galahs

Steve McCgalah
ricardo
ricardo
NSW
136 posts
ricardo ricardo
NSW, 136 posts
22 Jul 2006 6:46am
Oooh Felix touchy touchy , don't worry when you get to forty ( next Year ) you will still be able to ponce around the beach with your shirt off flexing for all the gay boys ,

Now stop being a bitch and trying to take the focus off the gooseonthebay we just about about had him outed and you have to come out of the closet and frighten him off , looks like he's homophobic.

CJP Felix will only be to happy to model the ladies numbers at the Galah tee shirt launch as he likes parading around in front of crowds with hardly anything on.

The trap has been set for next time the Galah appears over the shores of Kurnell.
kkiter
kkiter
NSW
452 posts
kkiter kkiter
NSW, 452 posts
22 Jul 2006 8:27am
Ricardo, CJP and Galah
Felix has obviously attempted to out himself, but our insensitivity has given him cause for doubt.
In a vain attempt to cover himself he has tried to point the finger at all and sundry.
I think we need to be a bit more compassionate and understanding of his plight.
It's time Felix. Show the world your true colours, and stop all the whispered inuendos once and for all.
It's OK, we all understand.
silviu
silviu
VIC
663 posts
silviu silviu
VIC, 663 posts
22 Jul 2006 9:14am
I just want to makke a point here:
there are so manny people waisting their time in place to go out there doing something good, like riding a bicycle, having a walk on the beach, or whatever, not to stay in front of a dumb computer and posting stupid (sorry I prommissed myself not to use inapropriate language, but I do not have any other "soft" word at the moment for whart is going here).
Guys, there are so manny other things to do when no wind
Go out there, have a life, enjoy REAL society, and use the forum for what a forum should be used for.
We are "sociable animals", we need real social contacts.
So, let the Galah to be Galah as we know him, move on and have a life

Cheers

By the way, I did not read all the thread, I've just seen, it arrived to so manny pages
ricardo
ricardo
NSW
136 posts
ricardo ricardo
NSW, 136 posts
22 Jul 2006 9:53am
Actually Silvui it would appear that you are the only person wasting their time on this thread , everyone else is just focused on catching said GALAH .
And as for Felix he is a legend in his own lunch time , so much so that the Mayor of Kurnell will this Sunday at 1300 hrs be performing a naming ceremony to name the Local toilet block after him for being the person to have his name and cell phone number inscribed on its walls the most.
Certain people are hoping that this event will attract a certain feathered creature so that he can be exposed once and for all.

So Silvui my advice to you is that unless you are a big game hunter , gay or just like a good yarn for those windless days don't open any thread that leads to the Gooseonthebay.
CJP
CJP
NSW
370 posts
CJP CJP
NSW, 370 posts
22 Jul 2006 10:49am
SILVIU - sorry to read that you don't see the HUMOUR in the GALAH thread.
Aussies have always prided themselves on their ability to " have a laugh " about just about anything. AND to take the P*SS out of themselves.
Thats all this thread is about - just plain simple FUN.
No one ( I hope ) is really taking themselves seriously.
The GALAH is a great character and its a GOOD thing he has been able to keep his identity SECRET - In fact WE will NEVER know who the GALAH is - he will just vanish from the FORUM one day ( but not quite yet ) and who knows when he will return AND who he may return as ____ ?????[}:)]

I'm sure there will be an opening for " DRONGO on the BAY "

So mate - sit back, read and enjoy - THE SEARCH FOR THE GREAT GALAH
Coming to a FORUM near you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Felix KF
Felix KF
NSW
169 posts
Felix KF Felix KF
NSW, 169 posts
22 Jul 2006 11:48am
Silviu,

Bring your sense of humour and fun the next time you come to this thread, it will serve you well ... its brought a lot of laughs and a lot of fun conversaion to a lot of people. Personally I dont believe any one with 246 + posts under his belt is in any position to advise people to get lives. Try lightening up... you might enjoy it.

The Galah is my Hero. Long live the Galah. Thank you Galah.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
22 Jul 2006 10:00am
my neighbour just shat on my car....can you believe it?
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
22 Jul 2006 10:01am
a long length of chocolate cable almost 10 inches long right across the bonnet.

Thats an admirable lay i reckon.
Sure beats any seagull. Just wish it wasnt on my car
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
GalahOnTheBay GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
22 Jul 2006 12:54pm
quote:
Originally posted by CJP

Howdy BIG FELLA - you trawlin the US commodity market or something.
Keep an eye out on the ASX for the soon to be listed "GalahOnTheBay " - hot stock tip...



lol CJ - I love the idea of the company, branding and products. My tip is find some real models. They HAVE to be less bitchy than the ones you have already...

PS: If you list GalahOnTheBay on the stock market use the short name of GOB - gobble gobble, gobble gobble...
890Falcon
890Falcon
NSW
383 posts
890Falcon 890Falcon
NSW, 383 posts
22 Jul 2006 1:02pm
Silviu let me tell you we all have pretty active social lives apart from kiting, this forum is about sharing information about kiting and having a laugh as long as it does not get personal, its all good.

As for the Botany Bay kiters the GALAH is a legend we all would love to know who he is as he kites with us all the time and then bags the sh1t out us in a funny sort of a way on this forum.

Personally I hope he never gets caught so I can laugh at his posts for a long time yet as he has a witty sense of humour.So if you dont like dont read the posts its as simple as that.

Long live the GalahOnTheBay.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
GalahOnTheBay GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
22 Jul 2006 1:09pm
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

my neighbour just shat on my car....can you believe it?


WTF? i would just like to scatagorically state that's just not cool.

Are you sure it wasnt your partner?

quote:
ARTIST: Monty Python TITLE: Sit on My Face

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
GalahOnTheBay GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
22 Jul 2006 1:16pm
quote:
Originally posted by Felix KF

Personally I dont believe any one with 246 + posts under his belt is in any position to advise people to get lives.


lol - OWNED! but crap - I have nearly twice that so does that mean i have half as much a "life" as silviu?

we still love you silviu :-)
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