Well thanks guys and gals for your constructive, or helpful, or humerous responses

Thank goodness the bum and boobs are not too bad, and that I have no nails to break, otherwise I might be even more paranoid about my panda eyes

While I havent yet had the balls try an airborne kiteloop, I regularly do looping carving turns, does that count?
And Milko, Idiot, and Tightlines- your'e all very sweet (I think

)