merry xmas bitches.

firstly I'll be getting 'slave a long awaited 'safety' leash.
Graceful i got you new number plates and a girlfriend with a pretty face
Stamp you get a tat voucher as every real ozzy needs a southern cross
Sir v you get hypercolour spandex jump suit with perfectly matching socks
To those arguing about human triggered climate change I give a double anova with very low confidence interval
To michel I give you that lovely van so that you may use it to help night kiters kite in spot lights brighter than the sun. (that way night kiters and safety conscious are all happy.
Dojo get a sarcasm free award for thorough intellectual explanation of that which comes naturally to others more skilled than myself.
The Gfunk gets also gets a non sarcastic award for combining the right amount of useful comments with humour.
Also something good to whoever started the funny images thread. I like.

merry xmas to all.

haha nice one Smedge

This is for anyone who needs it

super lizard although you have not quite met the selection criteria you are welcome to share in the oodles of seasonal virtual seabreeze love. I think there's enough for all.

Feel the love Seabreeze. feel it good.

^ I'll drink a bottle of Hennessy you've got on your shelf, so just let me introduce myself...

To all the Seabreezers, Peace and Humptiness forever.

I got you all coal.

steve from kitepower; i am sending you a string for your dummy, it must be covered in dirt from hitting the ground so often

surfingboye; a fishing trophy and some new tackle. it must be worn out by now

slave; a box of green thumb stickers to cover the red ones with

for all the pimps who post in the gear review section; some fluffy dice and a new grill each

smedg; that balaclava you've been asking for, so i don't have to see that face next downwinder

all the WA kiters get a tiny violin for complaining about how the wind has turned to crap because they only kited 5 days last week, and had to use a 10 the wind was so light

GreenPat said...
Laurie, enjoy this virtual carton of Coopers, have you decided which colour you like better yet?

Coopers Red is best, but green hurts less the next day.

Merry Xmas to all of you, everybody is a star and have enjoyed everybodies banter. Special thanks to Pat & Galah for helping out.

Everybody gets 6 green arrows in a row for use on a day of their choice.

are they that bright ? i give everyone a virtual kite to virtually fly in the virtual wind,
have fun,hope we get a chrissy kite Smedg.

Plenty of fax paper around.

Big presents to all!! May you grow the agates yo neeed to do the things you want!!!

poor relative said...

I'd like to give everyone the greatest safety device there is.
I never kite without it
Behold the fax.............

PR get your facts right!!!
DON'T ATTACH THAT TO YOUR KITE
IT IS A "DEATH FAX"
2371 people have been drowned
by one of these.
From someone
Who likes
To use the Return Key
A lot.
Merry Christmas
And Happy returns.
Do you remember when
The Shops were quiet after Christmas?
No more.

I gift one can of the following to every seabreeze member with an average rating in the green... merry xmas all!

Im gunna get surfingboye some cloths to put on his avatar,

So we dont have to feel crook in the guts everytime he posts