HELP! turn my retailer to the light.

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Free2Kite
Free2Kite
QLD
85 posts
QLD, 85 posts
2 Apr 2006 9:43am
I finally find s supplier who makes sence and does not feed me bull.

then he goes and gets on the Best hypo bandwagon

How can I turn him BACK FROM THE DARKSIDE?

No names given to protect the innocent.

Freed.
kiterpilot
kiterpilot
WA
249 posts
WA, 249 posts
2 Apr 2006 8:42am
You cant, we've surgically removed that part of his brain which gives the illusion all other brands are equal. Once removed the brain can tell the BEST from the rest...
g-dog
g-dog
WA
145 posts
WA, 145 posts
2 Apr 2006 9:26am
quote:
Originally posted by kiterpilot

You cant, we've surgically removed that part of his brain which gives the illusion all other brands are equal. Once removed the brain can tell the BEST from the rest...



Better believe him Free2kite. He's had it done himself.

This was taken the day after....

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=1622
Free2Kite
Free2Kite
QLD
85 posts
QLD, 85 posts
2 Apr 2006 11:36am
HA! Just as I thought, all Best pimps have had a special labotomy thats makes them incapable of rational and logical thought.

But how do they insert the ADHD driver.

Come back Tony L. maybe it's not too late to replace the stolen part.

Still! it makes sense in a twisted way, why else take a 13.5m kite out in 30+knots?

Freed.
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
SA, 2898 posts
2 Apr 2006 1:29pm
It's OK Freed,

I subtituted a crash test Dummy, the surgeons didn't notice.

So now I only pretend to have had the Op in front of other Best users.

Plus it's only the Altona, Geelong, Torquay, areas you're not safe in. Qld's to far away.

Best Winds (scuse da pun)
Tony L
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poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
2 Apr 2006 3:41pm
i had silicone injected into an old lovers breast once made it swell and bounce.....
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
SA, 2898 posts
2 Apr 2006 5:18pm
PR, you forgot to switch forums again.

this is the kitesurf one.
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
2 Apr 2006 4:46pm
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

i had silicone injected into an old lovers breast once made it swell and bounce.....



Is that the only part of her you kept?
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
2 Apr 2006 4:55pm
No i also kept a pair of her boots and dare i say it a mariah carey cd.
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
SA, 2898 posts
3 Apr 2006 10:11am
I wonder if silicone can be injected into Chicken breasts?

Would they be still sold by the wieght?

Oops I'll be soon a KFC Pimp.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
3 Apr 2006 8:53am
KFC already inject hormones into their chicken

thats why all the young girls have started growing........

well you know
Ben De Jonge
Ben De Jonge
WA
819 posts
WA, 819 posts
3 Apr 2006 1:29pm

Forget the Breast banana and find a seller who handles Slingshot, then all your troubles on and off the water will be solved in one simple move.
puppetonastring
puppetonastring
WA
3619 posts
WA, 3619 posts
3 Apr 2006 2:31pm
quote:
Originally posted by g-dog

quote:
Originally posted by kiterpilot

You cant, we've surgically removed that part of his brain which gives the illusion all other brands are equal. Once removed the brain can tell the BEST from the rest...



Better believe him Free2kite. He's had it done himself.

This was taken the day after....

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=1622



OMG NO
That procedure is supposed to be a frontal lobotomy
These guys dont seem to be able to get ANYTHING right
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
3 Apr 2006 2:39pm
... it's the bandage that you can't see (and probably don't want too) that hides the Best rectal labotomy scar.
Free2Kite
Free2Kite
QLD
85 posts
QLD, 85 posts
3 Apr 2006 5:21pm
Be D J,
he already does sell Slingshot and I got My F-one Impact from him and am totally stoked.

I just can't believe that with those quality brands, why? Why?
sell Best.

I'm not hearing any Answers RAL INN!.


Freed.
bondo
bondo
QLD
699 posts
QLD, 699 posts
3 Apr 2006 6:10pm
quote:
I just can't believe that with those quality brands, why? Why?
sell Best.


that made me laugh - dont think too hard about it einstein.
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
SA, 2898 posts
3 Apr 2006 5:41pm
Please Freed,

look on the cover of you Galaxy guide, and follow the instructions.

The answer is not an answer but a simple business solution to a consumer problem.
West of the westgate bridge there are a significant number of Best users. They like all other kite consumers deserve service and it is that niche into which we are stepping. In regards that service, we have been given certain assurances from Best that customer backup and speedy warranty turn around are very high on their agenda. This we will hold them too.

Our Best affiliation in no way effects any other aspect of our business in regards to any concern you may have.

And I will continue to think Bow kites are Gay (not that there's anything wrong with being gay)
puppetonastring
puppetonastring
WA
3619 posts
WA, 3619 posts
4 Apr 2006 1:31am
quote:
Originally posted by puppetonastring

quote:
Originally posted by g-dog

quote:
Originally posted by kiterpilot

You cant, we've surgically removed that part of his brain which gives the illusion all other brands are equal. Once removed the brain can tell the BEST from the rest...



Better believe him Free2kite. He's had it done himself.

This was taken the day after....

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=1622



OMG NO
That procedure is supposed to be a frontal lobotomy
These guys dont seem to be able to get ANYTHING right


PANIC STATIONS ...
so I checked with a neurosurgicalogical expert ... its not all bad.
Apparently from the incision point he was able to ascertain that they have carried out what is known in the trade as a 'sub-cranial backside-to-blind lobotomy"
Used when needed to produce 3 psychological variants.
1) it gives patients a heightened realistic perception of 'good' & 'bad'.
2) it allows patients to focus activity on self enjoyment rather than worldly factors such as material gain.
3) it reduces a patients predisposition towards over emphasis of any given point of view.

Looks like we might see Brownee out there flying Sling Shots, quietly, once he has fully recovered
kiterpilot
kiterpilot
WA
249 posts
WA, 249 posts
4 Apr 2006 7:46pm
not phuckin likely phill...
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