Happy Birthday poor rellie. Heres a brand new Fone

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Free2Kite
Free2Kite
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QLD, 85 posts
6 Feb 2007 6:09pm
Now will you have my babies?

poor relative
poor relative
WA
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WA, 9106 posts
6 Feb 2007 5:18pm
Your peein in my pocket.....
But yes i'll have your babies

....and thanks....35 today folks...


Your not really serious are you??
kurt
kurt
QLD
177 posts
QLD, 177 posts
6 Feb 2007 8:17pm
37 today! And I got a shiny new aqua blue waroo !!
Free2Kite
Free2Kite
QLD
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QLD, 85 posts
6 Feb 2007 8:24pm
Now if only I can get a brand new F-one, Rellie will be pleased.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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WA, 9106 posts
6 Feb 2007 7:28pm
hahahahahah Happy birthday Kurt

Free2kite.....Bizarre..
Who are you??
Free2Kite
Free2Kite
QLD
85 posts
QLD, 85 posts
6 Feb 2007 8:36pm
your dreamtime suger daddy.

well used to be daddy, well used to be a potential daddy, till that bloody Crocodile handbag cuaght the jewels in the clasp.

why do they make clasps from Croc teeth?

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2738
see even Poor Rellie likes a cuddle on his birthday.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
6 Feb 2007 9:39pm
Free2Kite,HANDS OFF,he's mine.I' been following poor relaties posts 4 a long time now and have fallen madly in love so i will have 2 have a fight 2 the death with u 2 prove who can b his man lover.
U SCARED NOW POOR RELATIVE
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
6 Feb 2007 7:42pm
I feel violated, disturbed even
and somewhat confused by all of this.
Can someone explain>>??

Free2Kite
Free2Kite
QLD
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QLD, 85 posts
6 Feb 2007 8:43pm
Fighting over him seems a little barbaric.

I offered a F-one, would you like to outbid that?
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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WA, 9106 posts
6 Feb 2007 7:44pm
do i get a fkn say in any of this??
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
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NSW, 6451 posts
6 Feb 2007 9:47pm
NO MY MAN BITCH,YOU WILL DO AS I SAY.
Free2Kite
Free2Kite
QLD
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QLD, 85 posts
6 Feb 2007 8:50pm
I think Lotofwind has been dreaming of my Avatar.

Dream on[}:)]
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
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NSW, 6451 posts
6 Feb 2007 9:56pm
ok,lets put a stop to scaring poor relative,my girl just came home and read my last couple of posts and is giving me some strange lookshe is all yours free2kiteand yes i have been dreaming of your avater,but wish it was poor relo slapping me around,,,damn i cant stop
Free2Kite
Free2Kite
QLD
85 posts
QLD, 85 posts
6 Feb 2007 9:12pm
Bugger!!!!

here I am doing as Poor Rellie asks and setting up a bidding war to get him a whole quiver of new kites and a replacement board.

and I get left holding the can.

Freed.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
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NSW, 6451 posts
6 Feb 2007 10:18pm
left holding free relos can,,,,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
6 Feb 2007 8:36pm
do i get a kite then?
Free2Kite
Free2Kite
QLD
85 posts
QLD, 85 posts
6 Feb 2007 9:39pm
We will see PR we will see
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
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NSW, 6451 posts
6 Feb 2007 10:54pm
hi ,this is lotofwinds girlfriend.who are you poor relative and why is my man sending you these messages.im starting to stress out
Munter
Munter
NSW
210 posts
NSW, 210 posts
7 Feb 2007 12:12am
Clearly it isn't very windy on the east coast.
puppetonastring
puppetonastring
WA
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WA, 3619 posts
7 Feb 2007 12:31am
WOT THE FK is going on here
Free2kite was I the only one who was PM'ed your true ID
I dont know what to say here.

cept praps he (poor rellie) shouldnt be encouraged - he's out there enough without anyones help
He is not the messiah - he's just a naughty little kiter.
As for the rest of it I guess Im just gonna sit tight & see what evolves
Free2Kite
Free2Kite
QLD
85 posts
QLD, 85 posts
7 Feb 2007 8:22am
Ok Puppetonastring this particular black duck will take your advise.

Poor Rellie, No kite for you. Naughty little boy.
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