whatever flips your burger...
Anything that will make you progress better is a good choice. It won't be a fashion statement though that's for sure. Hence the 'are you trolling' reply.
I prefer a correctly fitted waist harness. If it is right for you it won't ride up. If it does you have chosen wrong or been bum steered by the shop you got it from.
I wear ION apex. Never had a drama and doesn't ride up at all. Each to their own.
A good start would be a flying objects flight control with a dynabar if you were serious and were good to fork out 350$
Nappy harnesses are....an individual choice.