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1likeBJ
1likeBJ
WA
152 posts
WA, 152 posts
24 Jul 2012 10:20am
Tell my missus that our dirty long weekend down south will also involve me kiting?

tomstheword
tomstheword
QLD
31 posts
QLD, 31 posts
24 Jul 2012 12:36pm
I don't think you will need to.
bjw
bjw
QLD
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bjw bjw
QLD, 3691 posts
24 Jul 2012 12:37pm
You might have to dump her.
1likeBJ
1likeBJ
WA
152 posts
WA, 152 posts
24 Jul 2012 10:39am
tomstheword said...

I don't think you will need to.



Northerly in Geographe Bay is awesome - done it before with waves breaking on the banks and butter flat inside
bumstein
bumstein
WA
108 posts
WA, 108 posts
24 Jul 2012 10:43am
easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

"honey, I want to go kiting".... "eeeeerrrrr NO!!"

or

"honey, I just went kiting. Let's now do something you enjoy"... "errrrrr. Ok, thats thoughtful of you babe"

See?? It's scientific and foolproof!!
Puetz
Puetz
NT
2186 posts
NT, 2186 posts
24 Jul 2012 12:28pm
... your perspective is all wrong dude!

Grab your gear, go kite like a demon, strut your stuff, she will be so impressed by your skills, she will ge grateful just being near you to bask in your glow!!!

Good luck!!
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
WA, 3271 posts
24 Jul 2012 12:06pm
You need to reverse the colours of your arrows, red @ 20 knots is confusing me.
harry potter
harry potter
VIC
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VIC, 2777 posts
24 Jul 2012 2:45pm
hmmmm.......... less than 10knots on Sat maybe 13knots on Sunday is it really worth it....How Hot is your missus ??

Monday is your only chance so perform well on Sat and Sunday and get out monday.
mitch88
mitch88
NSW
271 posts
NSW, 271 posts
24 Jul 2012 5:24pm
you have to ask for permission? I say WHIPPED!!!
jamdfingr
jamdfingr
QLD
663 posts
QLD, 663 posts
24 Jul 2012 6:33pm
^^^^
People that say whipped are generally not getting any regular action!

Yes I may be whipped but I get sex alot more often than you!

It would be more enjoyable if she didn't make me wear the gimp mask though... :(
fingerbone
fingerbone
NSW
921 posts
NSW, 921 posts
24 Jul 2012 9:42pm
mitch88 said...

you have to ask for permission? I say WHIPPED!!!


The only bloke I know who is the boss at home has a mail order bride ..... and she will piss him off after 2 yrs with half his money and belongings....

bobajob
bobajob
QLD
1535 posts
QLD, 1535 posts
24 Jul 2012 10:37pm
1likeBJ said...

Tell my missus that our dirty long weekend down south will also involve me kiting?




But it will automatically involve market shopping, cafe sitting or some such lamo pastime.
1likeBJ
1likeBJ
WA
152 posts
WA, 152 posts
25 Jul 2012 10:11am
Chris6791 said...

You need to reverse the colours of your arrows, red @ 20 knots is confusing me.


I'm colour blind - Laurie uses a light green so to me it's hard to distinguish green/yellow. Red still stands out so I switched the colours...
mitch88
mitch88
NSW
271 posts
NSW, 271 posts
25 Jul 2012 6:28pm
ha so funny, good for you mate. but your mistaken. im not single and i would say i could get it more than you. will never know but ehhh

jamdfingr said...

^^^^
People that say whipped are generally not getting any regular action!

Yes I may be whipped but I get sex alot more often than you!

It would be more enjoyable if she didn't make me wear the gimp mask though... :(


mitch88
mitch88
NSW
271 posts
NSW, 271 posts
25 Jul 2012 6:31pm
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