How bad can a fish smell

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professor
professor
QLD
277 posts
QLD, 277 posts
11 Nov 2005 4:28pm
went for a kite today gee it was good 25 to 30 knots se with a ne sweep, at the beach. Pretty bugged I landed the kite then went and lied down next to my kite rolled onto my side and there was this big dead fish and gee did it stink oh erk it stank
just thought I would share that magic moment with you all
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
11 Nov 2005 5:02pm
wow that was random, thanx for contributing to the forum junk
bondo
bondo
QLD
699 posts
QLD, 699 posts
11 Nov 2005 4:37pm
well, i actually did see a mythical used condom on the beach at st kilda the other day. didnt get close enough to smell it though
Mr Plow
Mr Plow
VIC
428 posts
VIC, 428 posts
11 Nov 2005 7:02pm
Try Altona after the local Biryani and VB festival.

Bondo - dont lie, I know you take them home and wash them out...The consumate recycler.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
11 Nov 2005 7:39pm
dead fish eh? was it a <wait for it> hell fish?
paulio
paulio
QLD
890 posts
QLD, 890 posts
11 Nov 2005 7:09pm
Jamie, Just thought id let you know that if it was wind against tide that would be southerly sweep with a s/e wind. See! i help people heaps Sick of being so nice!!
professor
professor
QLD
277 posts
QLD, 277 posts
11 Nov 2005 7:48pm
quote:
Originally posted by paulio

Jamie, Just thought id let you know that if it was wind against tide that would be southerly sweep with a s/e wind. See! i help people heaps Sick of being so nice!!


um you spelt my name wrong its spelt p r o f e s s o r!
and
it is the sweep not the tide I am talking about I didnt even say anything about the tide they are not the same at all did you
maybe read it on your head paulIO
I have never sead you dont help people ever so why do you feel you need to say that
what are you talking about sick of being nice ?????
I really dont know about where your coming from please explain
If you have something to say spit it out mate
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
11 Nov 2005 9:31pm
well i'm glad someone kited today.
i was stuck on a stupid t.v. series set.
stunt doubling a teen windsurfer with my own make up artist, stylist and caterer (the thai moreton bay bug salad was ok)
what i would have given to lie next to a dead fish after an epic kite session.
paulio
paulio
QLD
890 posts
QLD, 890 posts
11 Nov 2005 11:15pm
Im not tellin anyone again :If you would have said 'I rode in s/e and the sweep was s**t that would mean you had a n/sweep. For you too say that you had a good ride in a s/e and had a southerly sweep that would be wind against tide (perfect)). You get the idea ???? Dont pisss me off more!!!!
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
11 Nov 2005 11:20pm
still got the flu paulio?
nitekiter
nitekiter
WA
3 posts
WA, 3 posts
11 Nov 2005 10:14pm
Greenie was the film set you talk of at the G.C.Seaway? As I did a run from Bilinga, Upon arrival I was wishing there was a dead fish to suck the life giving juices from but apon close inspection of the foreshore I found only a few durrie butts and a jellyfish(Which stung my tongue). After packing up my gear and heading towards public telecommunications I came across an oasis of cups of tea and raspberry cordial. After politely asking for one of these cool refreshing beverages the large stage hand informed me they were for cast and crew only. I was forced to drink from a dirty puddle in the seaway carpark(my tongue was still paralyzed from the nematocysts so it tasted good, real good).
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
12 Nov 2005 12:19am
nitegown, whats a nematocyst, and can you make an expensive fruit cocktail out of it?
regards ian.
nitekiter
nitekiter
WA
3 posts
WA, 3 posts
11 Nov 2005 10:30pm
I believe it is the name of a stinging cell belonging to the family phylum Cnidaria of which blue blubbers are a part of, but what do I know I just work for the electricity company. How did you know I was wearing my frilly pink nite gown.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
12 Nov 2005 12:47am
psychosis and corn chips.
nitekiter
nitekiter
WA
3 posts
WA, 3 posts
11 Nov 2005 10:58pm
Psychosis hey well I guess 15 years of wind waves and fun can have that f.x. on you.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
12 Nov 2005 1:08am
your 4th post had better be creative.
anton
anton
202 posts
202 posts
12 Nov 2005 4:54am
My dog BENDER once "made out" with a dead kangaroo. We suffered because we had to drive home with him. After three washes, we still had to call the mobile hydrobath. Didn't help much but Bender didn't mind - he was still pouncing aroud the neighbourhood pulling them bitches
HIZAKITE2005
HIZAKITE2005
QLD
41 posts
QLD, 41 posts
12 Nov 2005 8:35am
There must have been a lot of makeup to make you look believable old boy, or was it all long distance shots.I didn't know you can kitesmurfsam
Classic
Classic
QLD
76 posts
QLD, 76 posts
12 Nov 2005 9:29am
It was probibly your pit that stank dude. Don't blame the fish!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
12 Nov 2005 4:29pm
might have been paulio's nan, she's a bit on the nose.
paulio
paulio
QLD
890 posts
QLD, 890 posts
12 Nov 2005 7:55pm
Your a better man than me Reli, theres no fn way id eat my Nan like you did her that night, Bet that taste will stay with you for years.
professor
professor
QLD
277 posts
QLD, 277 posts
12 Nov 2005 9:14pm
The difference engine was the first programmable computer,
designed by British engineer Charles Babbage.
Babbage created the first reliable actuarial tables


Charles Babbage was a 19th century mathematician and inventor whose mechanical calculating machines have earned him a top spot in history of early computing. Babbage's early career was devoted to practical applications of science, particularly in manufacturing, but he is most famous for his work on what he called the Difference Engine and, later, the Analytical Engine. As early as 1822 he speculated that a machine could be used to compute complex mathematical problems and calculate and correct errors in logarithm tables and astronomical charts.

he is sometimes called "the grandfather of modern computing."

The Analytical Engine was intended to use loops of Jacquard's punched cards to control an automatic calculator, which could make decisions based on the results of previous computations. This machine was also intended to employ several features subsequently used in modern computers, including sequential control, branching, and looping
professor
professor
QLD
277 posts
QLD, 277 posts
12 Nov 2005 9:36pm
Leaving this time however interesting, and moving to the current
lets take a look at
Spintronics
A Primer on Spintronics and Spin Valves

In electronic devices, information is stored and transmitted by the flow of electricity in the form of negatively charged subatomic particles called electrons. The zeroes and ones of computer binary code are represented by the presence or absence of electrons within a semiconductor or other material.
Spintronics “has quickly revolutionized magnetic recording technology and is going to revolutionize random access memory (RAM) made of semiconductors

ok with a basic view of Spintronics and Spin Valves
what if we married them with Organic Semiconductors
professor
professor
QLD
277 posts
QLD, 277 posts
12 Nov 2005 9:54pm
but before we move on how is this relavent to Improving reliability, ease of use and productivity today
the big Q how will this hlep me
?what does this mean and why do I need to hear this
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
12 Nov 2005 10:03pm
quote:
theres no fn way id eat my Nan like you did her that night

Fkn guinness
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
13 Nov 2005 12:21am
and you thought you were eating a haddock pastie.
Classic
Classic
QLD
76 posts
QLD, 76 posts
13 Nov 2005 6:51am
Marry Anne, WTF dude you need to up the medication....



Classic
Classic
QLD
76 posts
QLD, 76 posts
13 Nov 2005 6:55am
Hey Prof/Gilligan.... Marry Anne i'm thinking you got beat up alot at school huh?
user
user
WA
1140 posts
WA, 1140 posts
13 Nov 2005 5:44am
Theres an interesting story about Paris Hilton on Kiteforum !
AP
AP
WA
121 posts
AP AP
WA, 121 posts
13 Nov 2005 6:46am
What's the difference between a Paki and a fish?

One is brown and smelly and the other is a fish.

(couldn't resist it, had to tell that one on this post)
professor
professor
QLD
277 posts
QLD, 277 posts
13 Nov 2005 12:49pm
gee what can I say
you caught me there
it was terrible being so lonely and
I don’t think I am ever going to get over the beatings
I feel so down now
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