How to: Convince a newb not to injure himself

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robbo
robbo
WA
306 posts
WA, 306 posts
20 Sep 2006 12:55pm
Hey Peeps. Summer is almost here, and it's time for a whole buch of new kiters to start injuring themselves.

I started this in the hope that people would contibute their ideas about how to approach someone who looks like theyre about to injure themselves by putting up way to big a kite, or launching downwind or any of those things more experienced kiters know not to do.

Its more to help the experienced guys with "how to approach", rather than a what not to do for newbs.

Personally , I'd just go up to said kiter and say

"I wouldnt go out today - its too windy for that kite"

but if they insisted on continuing to set up, well i really wouldnt know how to persist.

So let the ideas roll:
Robbo.

dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
WA, 2119 posts
20 Sep 2006 1:04pm
Im keeping my camera in the car this summer.
Missed out on sooo many good shots, WMVs that would make classic viewing on these photo pages. we should do a gallery so newbies might throw a little more caution to the wind.
I feel were generally a helpful lot, but when someone tells you they "know" what there doing, well I know I'll be taking off the lens cap.
Go the Melville gum tree, let it keep Neil in business for many more years to come
Hammerhead
Hammerhead
NSW
118 posts
NSW, 118 posts
20 Sep 2006 3:10pm
Be polite and introduce yourself first. Ask them where they’re from and how long they have been kiting for. Better to gauge they’re experience and get them on your side, rather than your first words being negative ones towards them, that way they are more likely to listen to you.
If they don’t listen, stay close and help them when they do get into trouble, then they might listen to you next time around.
kitecrazzzy
kitecrazzzy
WA
2184 posts
WA, 2184 posts
20 Sep 2006 6:28pm
say u havent seen them down this beach b4, they will feel enticed to give a reason if ya have your tone right. then make your move-"your not gonna try going out l8r are you..."
"ahh ya thats the plan"
"well im glad its a 20 knot offshore cus we need to get rid of the idiots some way in order for evolution to work "
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
20 Sep 2006 7:53pm
Hammerhead is on the money, it is easy to win peoples confidence with a few polite straight forward pointers that my well save their arse and your beach. Usually these newbs will be doing enough wrong that almost everyone (experienced) on the beach will notice... many will even stand around mulling over the spectacle while waiting for the carnage to unravle in front of them... it seems that the more people (exerienced) there is, the longer it takes for someone to say something to the newb.

Why wait for the foreseeable to happen?

Step forward and make the difference... and genuinely recommend that they get some lessons with a reputable professional before they try to venture out alone again. (Ahhh, bugger it, Kitecrazzy's right, and the World is far too over-populated anyway!)
merman
merman
QLD
431 posts
QLD, 431 posts
20 Sep 2006 10:02pm
Ive been in the situation many times where i have had to launch newbs in dicey conditions.

I generaly dont turn anyone down as who knows they might be the last person on the beach to catch youre kite after a session.

If i,m in doubt of theyre abilities or the size of kite theyre putting up, i,ll ask if they are ok to put that size kite up in strong/dodgy conditions, and will also walk them out a fair way from the shore to launch.

As far i am concerned, as soon as the kite leaves my hands its outa my control. Weve all been smacked hard when we were learning and when a newb is keen to hit it, its hard to tell them otherwise.

We all learn buy making mistakes, mine was tearing an ACL in my knee in the first session of my first kite and delaying my kiting by 3 months. Hence i,m mr safety now.

Merman
BOOMAN
BOOMAN
VIC
333 posts
VIC, 333 posts
20 Sep 2006 10:39pm
im a 2nd season kiter so i remember quite vividly all these things all you newbies jemeber a few things : most instructors are #%!@#$ mine allmost got me killed if you have the money they by all means do it get some lessons off a decent instructor just ask 10 or so kiters where to go the first few will say "go to joe blowat bla blah" they are prob mates and his prob crap justt go with the majority vote. if you dont want to spend the doollars because"screw that i just spent 500 on a kite and 600 on a board and harness (which incidently has a safty system invented during the jarassic period) talk to a couple of kiters watch them dont be afraid to ask cos youll most likely otherwise end up with your kite and theres as one.

check out some of the video web sites which show you y and how to depower set up lines ect.

hope iv stoped a punctured lung or 2
gruezi
gruezi
WA
3464 posts
WA, 3464 posts
20 Sep 2006 10:09pm
Yea, engage and smile...always offer to help, but don't launch if in doubt, and tell them so. Last resort is to call the ambulance.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
20 Sep 2006 10:11pm
club him like a seal.
Use his skin for shorts or a toasty warm rashie
gruezi
gruezi
WA
3464 posts
WA, 3464 posts
20 Sep 2006 10:14pm
LMFAO...no, make a hat.
Lynita
Lynita
QLD
60 posts
QLD, 60 posts
21 Sep 2006 2:24am
I use horror stories for the cocky ones. "see that building over there? one idiot landed halfway up it once.. see the rock wall? some idiot knocked himself out on it once ...." Newb's listen most to the horror stories that result in death. RickI has plenty if you need some to fit your situation.
kiterdan
kiterdan
WA
680 posts
WA, 680 posts
21 Sep 2006 9:14am
I show them my wire-burn scar from when I was lofted into the fence at leighton!
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
21 Sep 2006 10:49am
The lone-newbie is not generally a problem.
If the local crew (in their collective wisdom) determine that the wind conditions are too risky,
then no launch assistance would be given.
Right ?
Kite grounded.
lol

Now,
if the lone-newbie attempts a self-launch (due to no assisted launch freely offerred),
then maybe he's experienced enough to know the deal.
Who knows ?

The problems occur when a greenhorn newbie arrives at the beach with a bunch of clueless friends.
The noob then gets a killer downwind assisted hot-launch from his mate and that's when it gets messy.
wal269
wal269
WA
718 posts
WA, 718 posts
21 Sep 2006 2:42pm
Can't you start the conversation with soemthing like, "You must be a fag, because I thought only girl's used those kites..........."

Works a treat.
protocol
protocol
NSW
40 posts
NSW, 40 posts
21 Sep 2006 5:09pm
Stating the obvious but....

The wind is finally blowing, I am all excited about a great session ahead, I kit up and a newby is also on the beach looking like an accident waiting to happen...i ignore them and...

1) they crash kite onto/and/or annoy other beach users

result...We kiters ALL get a bad reputation and council close/restrict my favourite kitespot

2) the newby gets injured

result....I have to end my session to patch him up and/or call ambulance....kiters ALL get a bad reputation and council close/restrict your favourite kitespot


Its well worth it to say a friendly hello, chat about the wind, ask a few friendly questions, guage their experience etc. and suggest they take a lesson/smaller kite/try another day.

At least you have tried, possibly saved your session, kitespot and another kiters bones.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
22 Sep 2006 10:39am
For folks who won't listen to advice, and a too stupid / stubborn to look around and open thier eyes and / or dont know any better, the only way they will learn is by thier own mistakes.

I don't feel sorry for them at all, unless they get us banned from a spot in which case there will be hell to pay!
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
22 Sep 2006 10:44am
quote:
Originally posted by protocol

2) the newby gets injured
result....I have to end my session to patch him up and/or call ambulance....kiters ALL get a bad reputation and council close/restrict your favourite kitespot


No no no - you ask him where his mobile phone is, get it for him, and let HIM call for the ambulance.

For bonus points after he has done that get him to launch you... [}:)]
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