OK Youngbull,
I'll bite. You are totally right! You can teach on any beach, without a piece of worthless paper and without spending heaps of money on useless stuff like insurance and quality teaching equipment like Headzone radio Helmets and proper school type kites and yes, you will be able to get people up on a board. And yes you can teach without a rescue boat and without life jackets and without valid council and waterways permits and without those Bullsh1t IKO kiteboarder cards. But ...............
If you have an accident and the student sues you, which is highly likely if they are so banged up they can't work and can't pay the rent, and have huge ambulance and hospital bills and have no private health insurance, and have a wife about to have their first kid, and have no savings to speak of. Even your best friend will sue you to the hilt if their lively hood is threatened and they are going to be put out on the street and have no money for food. I am speaking of an actual incident I was asked to investigate on behalf of an insurance company, and yes it happened here in Australia.
I have been asked to render professional opinion with two court cases involving major insurance claims in Australia now and I can tell you, they don't like to lose money.
By not having an internationally or even nationally recognised accreditation of teaching, you cannot get insurance, if you have no insurance, you have no council or waterways permits, which means you are teaching illegally in a public place and can show no duty of care, no professional attitude, and are working recklessly endangering the lives of unsuspecting punters. I'm sure this kind of instructor doesn't say, "Hey I have no qualifications, or insurance and am not legally allowed to teach here" to their clients, "but hey step right up and give me your money, what could possibly go wrong?".
So anyways, once you have lost your house, car, savings and every personal item of any value, you will probably be sent to gaol for quite some time and get to spend time in a cell with a 300lb fat guy with homosexual tendancies that thinks your cute. And it will all be worth it to earn the couple of thousand bucks over sunmmer that you blew on a new board of a sh1t load of beer.
Your obviously educated opinion stems from having first hand experience of actually doing an IKO course right? so that you can actually give a personal first hand opinion of the value of the course...... Right?? Or have you failed an Instructor training course before and are still feeling a little bitter?
No need to answer cause I'm really not bothered either way. To quote the Hoods, "If ignorance is bliss, then you're a happy muther f#cker".
Have a great day and good winds,