LMFAO

Subsequent posts on above link also worth a look.
Just love all this macho crap.

sorry little buddie i run all the comps around here so you will have to go through me, plus i already got the voting lines set up

Draw about as good as I kite
Can it just be a joke comp

Did you hear the 1 about the dude who sells bow kites then calls all his customers 'gays' for flying em
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah

Thats true not a joke,
does it count

RAL INN's the only bow kite owner in Bendigo... does that make him the only gay in the village

Here he is modeling the 07 rashie, shorts and booties combo...

Yesireebob1...

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. I have not been taking your underwear home, putting it on in my bedroom and then parading up and down in front of the mirror going (running his hands over his body) 'Oh, oh, oh, oh'. Three, two, one... You're back in the room.

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Originally posted by Yesireebob1

She-ite azza that's an image I could do without!

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He winked at me!

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Originally posted by Free2Kite

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How Does AZZA come up with these images?

Freed.

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Freed,

a rather wide angled lense, and a soft pink filter, was used to capture that shot of ol' RAL INN.

no but....yeah but...no but...yeah but....see rall inn and azza ruight they like to play with furry animals right yeah and leon the lone cowboy well he was in the wrong beacuse him and my mate sharmaine were snogging at the bike sheds and darlene well she right was giving him a head job right and like well you know that ray well i told him and then hehit her and so right look right its nothing to do with me right.

no but.....yeah but....no but.....yeah but....no but.....yeah but....no but i aint even goin on the pill cause nadine reckons you wont get pregnant

Picture this.

kiter on beach pumping up his Bow kite.

2 gay guys walk up.

gay 1: oooh that's a nice kitey thingy.
gay 2: Oow look! wouldn't those stringy things be good. I could tie your hands with them and you could lay on that long tubey thingy.
Gay 1: I don't know how comfortable that would be.
gay 2: ( to kiter) Do they come with studs?

Picture this...

RAL INN is on the beach pumping up his Tribal.

2 normal, easy going kiters walk up and ask what’s the deal...

RAL INN: "Im very concerned about not being seen as a raging homo, that’s the reason I ride this high depower c kite, you see, it has all the 2006 features, like depower and fast turning, but it hides them in a very heterosexual design."

KITERS: "But wasnt F-One started by an ex windsurfer? And arent windsurfers the gays?"

RAL INN: "No, bow kiters are the new scapegoat."

KITERS: "Why, isnt it still the same sport?"

RAL INN: "No, kitesurfing is not about sport, exercise or even fun, its about how you are perceived by others in and outside the kitesurfing community. Its about boosting your own ego and accumulating street cred. I do this by posting cartoons on the intenet."

KITERS: "what the F*&K man, cartoons! the internet! Think we found a new scapegoat..."

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Feel free to add your snippets to continue this wonderful fairy tale that Ral Inn started for us!

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Then steve kitepower stood up and proclaimed
"My names Steve and I'm a lesbian"
"i can also sell you a slider"

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Then steve kitepower stood up and proclaimed
"My names Steve and I'm a lesbian"
"i can also sell you a slider"

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Don't tell me I've been trying to catch bottles in a box. and the blonde is Steve in his street clothes.

I feel violated