very bored coz there is no wind . hey lets do a little survey any thoughts as to is kiting better than sex. or is sex better than a 25 knt SWer in 5-6 foot surf. just a thought . 4 me i think that i prefer ................. cant decide . no wind at the moment so i think sex wins. but ask me in summer and that will change 4 sure.

Anyone want Rylands wifes mobile # ?

WOOO HOOOO - now this is wot U gotta call a juicy thread

Reckon i have 2 agree with Ryland - its gotta B a tough call
Lots in common really - like
- U get it all set up ; put in all the time & effort then.. . it.. just.. dont.. happen
- OR - UR rarin 2 GO - been anticipatin all day - everythins rockin - then. . .YEEEeeessss . . UR into it . . . .
DOH fully overpowered blow it on the first run

Gawd must B a million lines here but just gotta jump in with 1st thorts strate away ..
Reckon I'l reserve judgement till I C some more of the crews input .. go 4 it . . .

BUT ROOLY TROOLY - - IN THE END
(weather he/she B or or or or [}:)] or or or yyyyyy or or who/wot-so-ever)
I guess it cums down 2 who UR doin it with
- even though U only get to speak 2 em before n after

CHOCK ON

WTF
Back after tripin away specting a million laffs .... page afta page of witty ditties .... only 2 find only halfa dozen votes cast in as many days
AND (scuse me while I check) ...GEEZEZ..240 HITS..gawd this really is pathetic (not even a wimper let alone a SHOUT from CAUTION ? where RU man ? 'n on the job again ?? this 1s custom bilt 4 U)
CUM ON CREW ...
Ry's put his (sex)life-on-the-line 4U - trying ease these borin winter blues...the long weekends over...thinkin caps on now...bore'D' dont have 2 B bor'ING'...theres SFA betta 2 do...so cmon...rustle up that ol' inside U an put a on evry1's face . . .
Get UR hand orf it & onto the keyboard ...


CLOCK ON

OHH & - p.s. - 2 bonster
'ur moms chopping board' WOAH now that is really 'munted' - dude - cant wait 4 my next visit home

BLOCK ON

4 those that missed it .. (from ss's dictionary of munted terms)
"MUNTED" = "not necessarily good - not necessarily bad - just different"
at moments like 'UR moms chopping board" the english language really needs the word 'munted'

SORRY MCOOL, I WAS BUSY KITIN IT UP AT LANCELIN ALL WEEKEND.
MAN THERE IS A SIC SPOT FOR THE W/NW ER.
I AM EXHAUSTED FROM KITING!!!!!
FIRST TIME I HAVE SED THAT IN THE WINTER TIME.

OK THE QUESTION, IS KITING BETTER THAN SEX, OR VISE VERSA.
A DILEMA AS STRONG AS WHICH COMES FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE PERSON SHAGGING THE CHICKEN (I MEAN THE EGG)

THE ANSWER I AGREE DOES DEPEND ON A LOT OF FACTORS.
AHH YES THERE ARE THE CONDITIONS OF THE WEATHER, THERE IS CONDITIONS OF THE PITCH...
MOST IMPORTANTLY THERE ARE CONDITIONS OF THE SIZE OF UR BERRIES N THE LAST TIME THEY WERE EMPTIED.
SO WE WANT PERSONAL ANSWERS...
OK MINE WOOD BE IF IT WAS WITH MY BETTY, WELL SEX IS GOOD, BUT U CAN HAVE IT ANYTIME WHERE U CANT KITE AT NITE.
IF IT WAS WITH BRITNEY SPEARS THEN I WOOD HAVE A TOUGH CALL....
LOTS OF IFFS,
LOTS OF BUTTS,
AND YES I LIKE THE BUTTTS
HEHE
WHAT ABOUT SEX ON THE BEACH BEHIND THE KITE, THEN GETTIN HER TO LAUNCH FOR YA WHEN U HAVE EMPTIED THE UNNECCESARY WEIGHT.
I COULD GO ON FOREVER, BUT SOME TIME TODAY I SHOULD ACTUALLY DO SOME WORK.

well considering ive never had sex id go...

actually **** kiting i would rather surf warm, empty, barreling Indo than have sex. Are you guys happy now? Do you see what youve reduced me to? What kind of sick bastard would make a topic like this.

Damn you all. Daamn you all to HEEEL!!

For those who ain't getting any joy this winter.
Strap a harness on your partners naked body, get neil to shorten your old lines to 1.5mtrs long. If he ask "why", just say you've discovered a way to practice handle passes while taking the hound for a walk with your skatie. attach those lines to your bar and your partners harness and hook in snoopy style. Don't be shy, try a dead man

Tell ya how it turns out.

what do you reckond Ry Bread, I know you would've thought of something along those lines [/blue][/blue][/font=Impact][/font=Arial]

bonny

If i had to make a definite decision it would be kiting! for one reason only and that would be the ability to be out and execute a great jump and after which you can keep going and keep that bloody pumping through the veins.....whereas in sex once you've 'blown your load' then more than often everything rapidly slows down until recovery is complete!

but being a typical greedy woman.......can't see why you don't combine both passions......as per caution's reply!

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Originally posted by puppetonastring

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Originally posted by Dan Roberts

you're not gay are you?

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No ? he's probably not gay Dan - just from Melbourne

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yeah man this cold water's got me all messed up.

But the ultimate question is...
If you had to choose between no sex for the rest of your life but awesome kiting and surfing and snowboarding, or sex everyday but with no form of anything else fun.

I dont think im qualified to make the decision yet. Ill let someone else decide

YAAAAAAHHHH

I kite to get away from bonk duty

Hirch bonks more than me.

It's all in how, when, where, why and more. but there is always more thrill in danger or the forbiden fruit is often the sweetest. maybe try combining the 2 slingshot wrist cuffs can be great fun, so the bungees have mutli uses. even kite lines.
I think the answer is one can be done anytime anywhere and there really is no fighting about hooked unhooked strapped or unstrapped just all good

not f#cked thats for sure. hahahahaha

O My God u all have to much time look at the size of your threads


Kitting is better

Nice and simple

(you can have sex anytime you want)
i mustent be getting the girls drunk enough