KITEHARD... I LOVE your stuff! hahahahah
and no u are NOT alone. I think a LOT of guys go through this, but its MORE of an issue in younger couples-marriages.... SOME girls are more than happy to have that time apart and do something else while their guys kite, other girls get jealous.
Take her down there at 8am on a cloudy day and show her see NO wind. Doesn't work. She her SeaBreeze. THEN show her a 15 knot day which is marginal... show her seabreeze and that its OKAY! THEN show her a PERFECT 22knot day and the difference. At least she can understand!
OR do what I did and become single! Never looked back! 4 months single, never kited this much in my whole time kiting!
The 'stoked' look I have now, screwed knee and broken rib is all SO worth it!
Honestly, you're better off in the long run with a girl who kites, or just d-u-m-p her mate! Sorry 2 tell u that.
My solution....
-She
HAS to understand the terms and conditions of kiting! >see below<
-Get a girl who DOES kite.
-Get a girl who will be happy to shop etc. while you kite or doesn't want her nails or hair near wind, water or sand. [}:)]
-Stay single and ENJOY life!!!!!!!!! + THEN get a kiter babe!
Gotta love my life.,
BELOW is something which has gone around Seabreeze previous and I've actually jokingly used it... Scared off the guy completely! I knew before wasting my time at least
lol
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The Wind Clause I, the undersigned have read, understood and agreed to the following:
I will let Kiter ride as often as the wind blows and not make any plans for Kiter/Us if the wind forecast shows its gonna blow for days.
I will let Kiter out of any previous plans we mav have made if there is a chance the wind might be above 15 knots as determined on www.seabreeze.com.au, the Bureau of Meteorology or the Kiter’s own wind forecasting skills. I will never question the forecast, even if the forecast did not accurately predict the wind conditions. I will never ask Kiter to reconsider our previous plans, OR give Kiter shiite for breaking off said plans to go kiting.
I will let Kiter out of making dinner or cleaning the dishes if Kiter needs to clean kite gear, rerig, or untangle lines.
I will pick up Kiter at any downwind location at anytime if Kiter has it in Kiter’s heart to do a downwinder. I will rearrange my schedule to fit the optimal wind window for Kiter’s downwinder.
I will massage Kiter’s aching body, assist with carrying equipment, launching and landing kites, go on kitesurfing holidays to remote and rugged locations without complaint and prepare meals in order to maximise Kiter’s time on the water. I will willingly wait on windblown beaches to show my loyalty to Kiter and will show compassion when the wind is not quite right.
I WILL NEVER tell Kiter that money cannot be spent on new kite gear, equipment, or related paraphenalia, even if the money comes out of our joint account.
I WILL NEVER complain if Kiter is too tired after a day of kiting and hasn’t the energy to engage in coital tenderness. I will eagerly await when Kiter is ready to participate or simply do all the hard work for Kiter.
I will NEVER COMPLAIN that Kiter spends too much time on the water and not enough with me.
I WILL LOVE MY KITER FOR BEING A KITER and never ask Kiter to change.
I have read and understood the above statements and agree to comply fully with the bounds of this binding agreement.
In case of kiters death I will receive all assets and belongings of kiter weather it was accidental or not.
I will also be immune from prosecution if found to have tampered with kiters equipment, car brakes or any gunshot or knife related wounds to kiters body.THIS is what he added into it lol. WRONG guy hahahahaha
Name:
Signed:
Kiter:
Signed:
This ___ day of __________, 20__
In the presence of:
Name of Witness:
Signature or Mark:
chop_slop_surfer said...
My girlfriend is not a kiter and I'm afraid she just does not understand the situation kiters are in....
My missus says to me, 'why don't you go for a kite now'? Well, it's 8am and raining, and not a breath of wind, that's why! I need wind which usually comes up in the afternoon as a result of inland heat.
schools just started back up again 
thank god its the last year 
