he finished, turned it over it dramatically exploded releasing toxic fumes all over perth.
Kitepower was a this time tending his roses in his garden when the toxic plume headed his way, settling over his boganvillias. Steve was mighty upset and.....

the fedex dude showed up again with a preemptive hellfish strike and said ffs stop pumping that **** up

Suddenly a flying Tiger Shark appears and eats him - its all over folks.
THE END

But wait, because he knows Jesus, he was born again!

mate with waveslave and the result was

saw Uber swimming in the shallows...

Once upon the time, we were standing on the beach.... hoping in vain that the wind will pick up but Instead 3 Dwarfen bikini clad women walked by holding waveslave by the hand and he was trying to tell the girls that the hole was a waste a time. then one of the dwarfs, the blond one, asked him why he knew so much about holes....to which he replied "i've got a fkn huge one in my temporal lobe". Out of his temporal lobe lept a camel spider! All of a sudden, a bikini fell off, and there was this huge WHITE POINTER!!!!

and the conversation stopped....however uber was eventually able to point in th edirection of the beast and said 2 all beef patties, special sauce on a sesamie seed bun please (He points between the legs of the bikini clad Dwarfs legs the one"Slave" was holding hands with). DOH!! I'm allergic to CRABS, but was momentarily distracted by an eagle swooping at him. as uber ducked he turned around suddenly and Screamed to Poor Relly pumping up his legendary state of the art new 07 BREAST kite. "Jebus! Do Something!". was grasped in the eagle's tallons and taken to Eagle Bluff. Oh F It ''''''' .........Guess I'll just have to re do the down winder of the century!

while on the beach, the African dwarf told Slave that the belgium dwarf and her blond step siter are aliens that can give him lots of chocolate and massages while waiting for the wind. So Slave accepted the invitation by poking out his tongue in anticipation of the sweet delight...

The massage to cum would be scary as the blonde haired woman suddenly morphed into laurie. Waveslave got a shock and incredibly pumped up his kite in record time.
Meanwhile, the wind had kicked in nicely and the crew sat down in a sunny spot and watched in amazement as the tide brought just the right amount of water in to start
Building an idol in worship of the wind gods.

Unfortunatly because the tide was coming in so fast and the current was so strong, it washed the Idol (for the wind God) away. Instead they all decided to Throw something on the barbi, looking around they saw three smurfettes with their 9 mm smurfkites and their tiny mini smurfboards playing in the low tide and smurfkitepractising and whilst these dainty small blue chaps were indeed parctising there skills a huge front came through blasting them off the water.

Gruiezi was however able to hold down his 9m Bow in the wind and whilst doing a controlled 50m boost, backroll loop got distracted and when looking down heard hung long say "Anyway, I'm happy with my Yarga,"
then to everyone's surprise He pumped up his beloved Hellfish

And it blew up into millions of tiny little peices of silver confetti. Then a fedex dude showed up with a hellfish replacement and he started to pump his beloved hellfish up again, but just as he finished, turned it over it dramatically exploded releasing toxic fumes all over perth. Kitepower was a this time tending his roses in his garden when the toxic plume headed his way, settling over his boganvillias. Steve was mighty upset and after he regained consciousness, Steve kept to his replacement warrenty, and once again, issued a replacement Hellfish...

He started to pump up this other Hellfish for the third time when the fedex dude showed up again with a preemptive hellfish strike and said ffs stop pumping that **** up. suddenly he realised he had been transported to an alternate plane of existance where the wind blows up and the sea is in the sky. Suddenly a flying Tiger Shark appears and eats him - its all over folks.THE END

But then... as the end was approaching, he got out from the tiger sharks grip and saw But wait, because he knows Jesus, he was born again! as a wombat. the wombat proceeded to mate with waveslave and the result was to slowly wobble his way back onto land and find where he left the Hellfish kite... he then saw Uber swimming in the shallows with a shark fin attached to his back lurking near a pack of pised schoolies
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Are any of you even reading what you write anymore, heres your complimentry family guy quote

Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out.

a basket of fruit buns, some pies and a crate of guinness which they proceeded to share with..

spoke some smooth words that went down well with one of the kiter chics so they went and did it in the bush

Had a bun and had a guiness that is and then they returned to the party

smell musty

It was John Howhard, with his new kite reform package, forcing the people to kite each day for their dole payments..

all other bits of silver are obsolite, but I still love my Yargas...

and the mercy set is waiting and i think my head is burning,
and anyway i'm yearning for the truth to

The yelling and shouting lil smurfettet who's head happened to be on fire then ran yelling into a bunch of guiness drenched schoolies, and boom a hellfish loud explosion went off

unlike Bill Clinton - he does inhale