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kiterider
kiterider
63 posts
63 posts
28 Mar 2009 9:56am
-Of the great outdoors. Am heading up Queensland coast from begininng April through to end October for kiting,surfing,diving,fishing etc trip . Have just completed conversion of old Sydney double decker bus with all the trimmings. Am basically going to use it as my home for next few years and travel the entire continent .
My plan is to photograph all the great kiting locations and document as much info about those spots for a book I am working on. Will also be making a mini documentary along the lines of the Greg Grainger docos. Some of you may recall the Alby Mangals docos where he had great time and made some cash out of his movies. Im basically doing same thing so am looking for somone to join me on the journey. I am covering all costs so its really companionship Im looking at and before you males out there get ideas I am only accepting applications from females. Obviously a female kiter would be great but as long as she has an interest in travel and the great outdoors it doesnt really matter.
I already have two girls I met in Finland joining me in May for three to four months and would like to have an Aussie girl join up about the same time.

My daughter will be doing the interviews for me. Please think about anyone who may be interested. I will be launching a web site in next couple of days and will have further info re application process.

thanks in advance

Smedg
Smedg
NSW
836 posts
NSW, 836 posts
28 Mar 2009 12:08pm
Where does your daughter sleep whilst you are looking for love from two girls from Finland and an Aussie girl for three or four months?

Your post concerns me? Are you for real?
kiterider
kiterider
63 posts
63 posts
28 Mar 2009 10:56am
Smedg said...

Where does your daughter sleep whilst you are looking for love from two girls from Finland and an Aussie girl for three or four months?

Your post concerns me? Are you for real?


You didn't read the post heading and commencement of main text correctly. "looking for love - of the great outdoors " (written that way to draw attention )
My daughter is a book publisher so I already have a market for my book (and she isn't coming on the trip.) I have done a deal with Euro distributor for my book. They love this type of stuff over there. especially girls in bikinis on Aussie beaches, hence my arrangement with the Finns. They are swimsuit models working out of France who wanted an Aussie holiday. I did not mention anything about looking for love from two girls.

Mate what are you cranky about. I just prefer travelling with women. Anything wrong with that. A good looking girl in a bikini sure beats looking at a bloke in boardies ( for me that is ) maybe you have an alternate view.
Mate I'm not interested in having a blue, I'm just out to enjoy the rest of my life doing the thing I love - kiting - and no doubt along the way pretty women will be there.
Have a happy day and lighten up

Smedg
Smedg
NSW
836 posts
NSW, 836 posts
28 Mar 2009 12:59pm
not cranky. just misread. I'm now less concerned. Thanks for the clarification.
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
28 Mar 2009 1:23pm
do you like boys smedg?

You didn't answer the mans question!
juicerider
juicerider
WA
790 posts
WA, 790 posts
28 Mar 2009 11:33am
Kiterider
I would proceed with caution on your planed trip. It will end in one of two ways. You will either be at each others throats and have a miserable trip, or you will end up married.
waxman
waxman
SA
1390 posts
SA, 1390 posts
28 Mar 2009 1:13pm
2 finish chicks in swimsuits in secluided locations. I think i have allready seen that movie.


Good luck with the trip. I think everyone is just going to be a bit jelous. dont forget to stop in whyalla SA any time from october to march. We have a huge kiting scene and a comp each year around january. hope to see you around, the bus shouldnt be to hard to spot.
the duke of dork
the duke of dork
WA
175 posts
WA, 175 posts
28 Mar 2009 11:43am
hey kiterider, looks like you are struggling for female applicants... so i will put my case forward. I was thinking of doing something very,very similar in regards to the "kitted out double decker" with a couple of euro girls with an ozzy sheila thrown in for good measure and film the lot!! we could try some new moves such as "the donkey punch" or "the cleveland steamer". let me know what your thoughts are!! cheers in advance.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
28 Mar 2009 2:42pm
If the bus is arocken...........
Hausey
Hausey
NSW
325 posts
NSW, 325 posts
28 Mar 2009 4:09pm
Sounds like a great trip....

If you want to mix it up a bit and make it even more interesting..... there is a guy aka jackA.S. who is a cross between Alby Mangles and a bikini model....he'd do anything for publicity - last I heard he was going to kite the Sydney Harbour Bridge
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
28 Mar 2009 5:00pm
I smell a troll (or worse - but I will be happy to be wrong)
Smedg
Smedg
NSW
836 posts
NSW, 836 posts
28 Mar 2009 5:18pm
stabber said...

do you like boys smedg?

You didn't answer the mans question!


I thought I answered the important part...

Sorry to disappoint Stabber, I'm not gay. But, if anything changes, I'll be sure to let you know. Perhaps you got the wrong idea from the 'shocked' smily face.. hahaha.
michel
michel
NSW
413 posts
NSW, 413 posts
28 Mar 2009 7:30pm
give me a call when you get to byron bay...can i bring my golden retreiver she loves paddling up the rivers with me on my sup and would spend all day fishing if she could,havnt got her kiting with me yet tho..she is very well behaved
kiter789
kiter789
NSW
238 posts
NSW, 238 posts
28 Mar 2009 7:45pm
lotofwind said...

If the bus is arocken...........


It probably means there's a two knot crosswind...those double deckers are enormous!

I think it sounds great and those Alby Mangels films were epic in their road-trip/sea trip weirdness. Make sure everyone has enough stubbies (the shorts) for the whole trip.

Good luck with it.

Kadkhah
Kadkhah
WA
381 posts
WA, 381 posts
28 Mar 2009 8:26pm
I think I have a rough idea how that bus looks like;



dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
WA, 2119 posts
28 Mar 2009 8:36pm
Finnish models......Sounds like I'd change my nationality to himalayin
Smedg
Smedg
NSW
836 posts
NSW, 836 posts
28 Mar 2009 10:41pm
Kadkhah said...

I think I have a rough idea how that bus looks like;






hahahha

That Quagmire is a dirty f*cker. hahaha
Chris_M
Chris_M
2132 posts
2132 posts
28 Mar 2009 9:19pm
Hey I am a professional grease monkey (technically a coconut oil/ sunscreen application technician) willing to offer my services free of charge.
I have a degree in Greasemonkology with a major in Extra Greasy Substance Application, and I am in the process of researching the effects of scented oils on the albedo (scattering and diffraction of light) of photography flash lights.
Anyway, if you think I could be of use to you feel free to contact me, my supervising lecturer owes me some research release time so I should be available.

Fooosh
Fooosh
WA
563 posts
WA, 563 posts
28 Mar 2009 9:28pm
Alby Mangels... didn't he chuck his dog off the back of a ute for a bit of drama to film?

I'd be careful with that Labrador.

And girls... I'd be careful too especially if he isn't 'finding the love' ...of the outdoors.

[}:)]
milko
milko
NSW
604 posts
NSW, 604 posts
29 Mar 2009 9:55am
sounds like a great trip Ivan... errr i mean Mitch[}:)]
rusty7
rusty7
QLD
504 posts
QLD, 504 posts
30 Mar 2009 8:40am
Please post photos of the 2 Finish bikini models
Bully
Bully
WA
170 posts
WA, 170 posts
30 Mar 2009 11:23am
stabber said...

do you like boys smedg?

You didn't answer the mans question!


Dont you think thats a bit rich coming from a bloke called "stabber"?

Sorry i had to do it, i didnt want to but i couldnt help it. Immature i know, but its a monday morning at work and theres very lillte wind around.

Kadkhah
Kadkhah
WA
381 posts
WA, 381 posts
30 Mar 2009 9:09pm
kiterider
kiterider
63 posts
63 posts
30 Mar 2009 10:59pm
Some whitty comments lads , glad you are keeping the humour in them.
I have received a significant number of replies from an add I ran in a Euro travel mag but I would really like an Aussie girl to make the trip.
I have delayed my departure until mid April as a spected up quad bike I ordered has arrived without some of the specifications I ordered.
I'm now chasing a camera tripod I can mount on the quad but I need some sort of shock absorbing device to place under the feet , any thoughts please .

tks
Lazarus
Lazarus
160 posts
160 posts
31 Mar 2009 12:26am
kiterider said...

...I can mount on the quad but I need some sort of shock absorbing device to place under the feet...


who is mounting on the quad?
and why does he only need the shocks under her feet?

what about the specs on the ozzie girl - have these been defined?
Abesy
Abesy
WA
266 posts
WA, 266 posts
31 Mar 2009 12:50am
there are alot cheaper alternatives to gettin a root mate
milko
milko
NSW
604 posts
NSW, 604 posts
31 Mar 2009 10:58am
kiterider said...

Some whitty comments lads , glad you are keeping the humour in them.
I have received a significant number of replies from an add I ran in a Euro travel mag but I would really like an Aussie girl to make the trip.
I have delayed my departure until mid April as a spected up quad bike I ordered has arrived without some of the specifications I ordered.
I'm now chasing a camera tripod I can mount on the quad but I need some sort of shock absorbing device to place under the feet , any thoughts please .

tks


you have 3 pair of boobs.. that should suffice
rusty7
rusty7
QLD
504 posts
QLD, 504 posts
31 Mar 2009 11:15am
Abesy said...

there are alot cheaper alternatives to gettin a root mate


LOL.......pure and simple
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
31 Mar 2009 8:41pm
I remember this time last year(April 1st) Steve from kitepower posted on a trip on his bus.I cant find the photos,sure some of you will remember.

This isnt you doing this trip is it Steve??????
rooey
rooey
QLD
498 posts
QLD, 498 posts
31 Mar 2009 9:23pm
swings a new meaning to the term...."body dragging".........you sure you
dont need another male on board,just to keep an eye on their things...
err... I mean things, kiterider !....hope you have diesel mechanical
knowledge,those old double deckers are renowned to break down
hydra
hydra
SA
254 posts
SA, 254 posts
31 Mar 2009 10:27pm
dixi normus said...

I'm an aussie girl and I'm lookin for love to, I love the outdoors and big big buses your trip sound like its up my ally and I'm keen to see what the man of my dreams looks like ??????



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