I was out parrashoot surfboard sailing the other day when two kids begged me to do a slimchance back mobe 1080 and when i was about to pass the bar around for the fith time i dropped me can of bundy which was in my left hand. This may leave some people to belive that how was I performing this trick with a can in my hand, Well anyone that knows me will also no that I never kite without a can of bundy and that I am an extraodinarily flexable man with chiselled features. So if anyone happends to bump into me can out on the bay please let me know as it was only half finished.

liar!!!!!! how could you lie to him like that, what really happend was i saw you drop the can on my way back down from a mobeslimcrowbackkgb1050 with quadruple kite loop and i scooped it up and drank it, dont worry tho because i will give you half my can tommorow.

I found your ice in Lake Eyre as I was pulling off a huge jump from Port Augusta into the great lake, fully unhooked doing multiple mobiedicks & round house one fingered chicken splitters. AND to my alarm your dropped ice had frozen the lake! Luckily I had strapped to my back one of those new ice boards which I exchanged flying through the air (still unhooked) with my radically shaped wheelie bin lid water board. I landed the jump blind (drunk) and pulled up to the shores edge where a Sweedish bikini team was waitng to prime me up with O.P Bundy & cola. I ended up throwing my guts up and being featured in an Australian based kite surfing magazine.

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Originally posted by NorthSide

I found your ice in Lake Eyre as I was pulling off a huge jump from Port Augusta into the great lake, fully unhooked doing multiple mobiedicks & round house one fingered chicken splitters. AND to my alarm your dropped ice had frozen the lake! Luckily I had strapped to my back one of those new ice boards which I exchanged flying through the air (still unhooked) with my radically shaped wheelie bin lid water board. I landed the jump blind (drunk) and pulled up to the shores edge where a Sweedish bikini team was waitng to prime me up with O.P Bundy & cola. I ended up throwing my guts up and being featured in an Australian based kite surfing magazine.

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I can't believe the way some people lie to everyone. I was there at the time and can honestly tell you I didn't see any swedish bikini team

who would wanna vote themselfs off for throwing stones? sounds like to much fun if you ask me.

thanks ran, mate i new someone would find it