Hey can someone snatch me from the retirement village and take me to Noosa for that clinic on 22nd November, then I can hitch a ride south to Mambo with the good old folk from Slingshot!

I want to see what this revolution in freestyle riding is all about. From I what I have heard through my rusty ear pipe that Freestyle is coming back and don't mean new school snizz I mean that good old fashioned dangle doolittle snizz of the eighties!

Fancy that, I have been around long enough to see the full circle! Yeah can't wait to see the foot out kung fu thingy, hope someone wants to learn that snizzit!!!!

Let me know if you can break into the village and grab me under the cover of darkness. Make it around 7pm, everybody here asleep at 6, should be safe, oh and if you do get in and see my neighbours smoking, you better give me 10mins cause I'm with the nurse!!!!!

hey sid - maybe catch the train to sydey - they have pensioner deal where its free 2 trips a year

then we could pick u up and take you to mambo - however we ususally call in to the sydney casino for an all nite gambling /strip bar fiesta
how does that sound??

Last year one of the young slingyboys nearly got done a transvestite - but he wised up an ran for his life - I cant name him he is still having therapy