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dutchy1985

213 posts

dutchy1985

213 posts

7 Nov 2009 8:26am

Hi fellow Bogans and Trendsetters,
I am writing to tell you that I have the choice of either going kitesurfing or teaching a STEAMING hot girl how to surf. Both of these require driving on sydney's $45.00 "Evil Distributor" toll road so the financial cost will be the same.

What's your call?

toddws

469 posts

toddws

WA, 469 posts

7 Nov 2009 9:02am

convert the bird, tell her you have something special to teach her!!! (hehe)

TOAD

NSW

305 posts

TOAD

NSW, 305 posts

7 Nov 2009 12:04pm

Teach girl how to surf, then show her the best alternative when surf blows out ... Also impressing her with your waterman skills .. Shout a couple of beers /wine ,talk about the days adventure .. And your set ...

kyteryder

NSW

692 posts

kyteryder

NSW, 692 posts

7 Nov 2009 12:21pm

No Wind today. - Easy Call. - The Financial Toll doesn't seem even if a woman is involved.

KR

Hope you get a barrel Surfing

shitdetector

NSW

100 posts

shitdetector

NSW, 100 posts

7 Nov 2009 12:21pm

You are not going to teach anyone to surf in the drivel on the east coast today.

Maybe you could teach her to grovel.

Maybe you could let her observe while you show her your kite skills and then you should be in like flynn!

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

theDoctor

NSW, 5786 posts

7 Nov 2009 2:15pm

$45.00 toll roads...? and people pay that...? another example of why not to live in sydney

rloemker

NSW

149 posts

rloemker

NSW, 149 posts

7 Nov 2009 3:17pm

dutchy1985 said...

Hi fellow Bogans and Trendsetters,
I am writing to tell you that I have the choice of either going kitesurfing or teaching a STEAMING hot girl how to surf. Both of these require driving on sydney's $45.00 "Evil Distributor" toll road so the financial cost will be the same.

What's your call?

I would like to see a photo before any further comment...

juggler

VIC

243 posts

juggler

VIC, 243 posts

7 Nov 2009 4:44pm

assmaster

224 posts

assmaster

WA, 224 posts

8 Nov 2009 5:06pm

Just don't tell her your a kiter, make sure you take the gear out of the car before hand and you should be set.

ezza

NSW

561 posts

ezza

NSW, 561 posts

8 Nov 2009 8:40pm

well... if you start showing her how to surf and she decides to ditch you surfers are a dime a dozen, but kiters are rarer and SPECIAL. Make her come and watch you. Teach her how to carry your gear. [}:)]

Mattress

NSW

120 posts

Mattress

NSW, 120 posts

8 Nov 2009 9:10pm

You might as well go kiting! The fact that you are even asking "us" for advise proves that you are a gay ass munching ****

arkgee

NSW

639 posts

arkgee

NSW, 639 posts

8 Nov 2009 9:24pm

financial cost wont be the same....chasing the "steaming hot girl"could end up costing a small fortune.

kiteboy dave

QLD

6525 posts

kiteboy dave

QLD, 6525 posts

8 Nov 2009 9:08pm

first it's imaginary choppers, now it's imaginary girls...
PICS OR GTFO

Morg

QLD

129 posts

Morg

QLD, 129 posts

8 Nov 2009 9:19pm

If you need to ask this question just go for a kite cos I'm guessing you've got buckleys of scoring with this bird if you need to consult a forum to work it out.

Lambroast

177 posts

Lambroast

WA, 177 posts

8 Nov 2009 10:02pm

Massive Dilemma ???????

Massive D*&khead more like it.....

milko

NSW

604 posts

milko

NSW, 604 posts

9 Nov 2009 11:11am

Go kitesurfing! Your such a tool chances are pretty slim you will get laid anyway.

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