Hi,

I vote for:

Azza (x5)
Gruezi
Silviu (x2)
Fences (x2)
Poor Relative (x4)
Elizabethb (x2)
Tobes
Waveslave
Tim111
Greenleader (x3)
Merman
Windslave
Paulio
Puppetonastring (x2)
RAL INN (x5)
Fitzy
Spacemonkey (x2)
Rich Relative
Lurch
GalahOnTheBay

for contributing for the sake of contributing.

These blokes seem just to want to type. Even if it is a topic that they know nothing about!
Its appears as though the list keeps growing

Regards
Phil

oh I almost forgot about the man himself!

Silviu

Its not to say one doesn't admire the enthusiasm, but surely contributing to east/west coast topics about issues that they know nothing about, sometimes replying to 10 different topics in succesion with 'we don't get much wind over here, send me a few knots over here, I don't think Collingwood will win the AFL grandfinal, whats a ping? I don't understand what a ping is? Yeah but I don't get it' is just too enthusiastic. Sorry I digress.

I apologise. Perhaps I am one of them.

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Nah

I never spat in them burgers - they was well out of order for firing me that is so unfair! This is like, well sexual harassment! God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.

Hello, I'd like a picture of a bemused hamster.

this fing wot you know nuffin about but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but you know Candice well she was down the pub with steven harris, but she couldn't get in coz her dad was working on the door and so she got sent home and so david, you know david tomkins, well david gave her a bottle of smirnoff ice and said he knew girls aloud so she shagged him down the alley and now she's up the duff but don't listen to her because she's got one tit bigger than the other...

ahhh young lizzy,

the beauty of anonymous posts

...and alter egos . Welcome to the internet!

By the way 2 out of 3 posts you mentioned are to do with kitesurfing, kitesurfing community or the forums. The other is a hobby.

I never done nothin’ right but Tara Watson said I nicked her stereo right but I never nicked nuthin right and anyway it was only some ****ty AKAI so she’s a slag and she just hates me cos she’s a lezzer and I told everyone about that time when she got fishy fingered by Kelly smith behind the Little Chef in Brixton and anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways.

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Originally posted by fences

oh I almost forgot about the man himself!

Silviu

Its not to say one doesn't admire the enthusiasm, but surely contributing to east/west coast topics about issues that they know nothing about, sometimes replying to 10 different topics in succesion with 'we don't get much wind over here, send me a few knots over here, I don't think Collingwood will win the AFL grandfinal, whats a ping? I don't understand what a ping is? Yeah but I don't get it' is just too enthusiastic. Sorry I digress.

I apologise. Perhaps I am one of them.

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Nah

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And when you'll grow up, you may become a very knowledgeable and famous forums critic!
(like we miss them a lot)
And by the way, if you can make a positive contribution, do it! If not, get off the fence[}:)]

Gawd Damn WTF
Not even amongst the top ten
Mus' be time I upped the ante
Could someone please turn on the fan [}:)]


looks like poor rellies already started his campaign
- he must be pssssed just cos he didnt cum in N0. 1)

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Originally posted by RAL INN

How does Azza get to the top of that list, and I don't rate a mention.

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Damn Right RAL
Didnt give U a mention either Fker
Who the FK is this Fence guy anyroad
obviously cant pick a decent 'waste of space' when he sees one.

It all came clear to me one frosty sunday morn...

I thought I may have a quick glance at the latest in the Australia's kitesurfing circle, www.seabreeze.com.au. Upon uploading the forums, I noticed one young man that had replied to 12 topics in succession.

Last post: 04/06/06 10:42:01 by ***
Last post: 04/06/06 10:43:01 by ***
Last post: 04/06/06 10:47:01 by ***
Last post: 04/06/06 10:52:01 by ***
Last post: 04/06/06 10:56:01 by ***
Last post: 04/06/06 10:01:01 by ***
Last post: 04/06/06 10:03:01 by ***
Last post: 04/06/06 10:12:01 by ***
Last post: 04/06/06 10:14:01 by ***
Last post: 04/06/06 10:16:01 by ***
Last post: 04/06/06 10:18:01 by ***
Last post: 04/06/06 10:23:01 by ***

Upon looking at his replies to the respective topics, 8 out of 12 replies had

(i) Nothing to do with the topic
(ii) Nothing to do with kitesurfing
(iii) Nothing to do with anything

Now my question to you Silviu is this:

Who is making the positive or constructive critisms? Myself (with a grand total of 31 contributions to this forum), merely utilising an alter ego to protect my identity against any fellow kitesurfers who, in the off-chance, are insulted by my remarks, to highlight and perhaps enlighten some rather protective forum contributors who want all non-serious posters banned (I look in the direction of assmaster, extremekiterdude etc etc who havent graduated from primary school yet), or this man who has almost 1000 posts since his inception into the kitesurfing world 3 days prior?

I hope you can appreciate that people that spam up the system in such a way are just as bad as those out seek trouble on our humble kiting community. At least people can see from the title of this topic that it has nothing to do with kiting!

I have been a member on this forum since the early days of 03. Back in the day, we would go a few days without a post but at least it wasn't filled with trigger-happy lunatics who treat it more like a teenager's on-line chatroom trying to score their first round of cyber sex with the opening line, 'asl'?

And the list grows!

By the way Silviu, can't you take a joke mate? I am a happy man! And not too bad a guy...

Regards,
Phil

obviously were gonna have to jump the fence soon

maybe forum schizophrenics should also be quaranteened for being gutless.

say what you want but be a real person, not 'tinkerbell' fence boy.

i come here to hang out with a beer and read a bit of kite talk and interact, and i enjoy all the varied personalities who bother to type information, jokes and life.
most regular members are courteous and fun and often have challenging arguments!
riff raff come and go.
can we return to the normal program?

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you can keep it until your untimely death from flying a 13.5 matrix in 45 knots

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That wind speed is growing by the day.

The incident will reach epic proportions soon and I will be inducted into the Kiting hall of fame.

just don't make me laugh.

AAAH! but are you a real Blonde?

I mean to say, whether or not you are blonde is a bit pointless.

But if you went out of your way to be blonde. that's a whole nuther ting.

All of you have a glass of STFU.