Yes,we all strap these types of knives to our legs ,or arms.



When a big shark grabs you,it is important to not to worry about your kite.Just let it go.
The best thing to do then is to stab the shark straight in the top of the head.This should kill it instantly. If not,repeat untill it lets go.

Carry a slab of concrete wherever you go.
Its amazing how handy a slab of concrete can be.

and you will look like a local in sydney

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also leather pants tend to stop blue ringed octopus from stinging.

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Also get some steel pants for the land based blue ringed gays.

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Or crotchless depending on your style

Don't forget the studded black collar too[}:)]

molteb

honestly plan to stay somewhere temporarily and when you kite around sydney im sure if you ask around you'll find other kite freaks that will be looking for flatmates. Just take a precaution that when you get to know them ...you pad in Norway is going to be a place to crash when they come around Europe.

but if u spear a whale in Australia we will spear your head and post it back to Norway. Australians are very friendly but also heavily against whaling.

is being a smart arse australian, being Australian? How unAustralian of you.

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is being a smart arse australian, being Australian? How unAustralian of you.

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is being a smart arse australian, being Australian? How unAustralian of you.

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Its un-australian not to be a smart arse, aussies have the most sarcastic humor in the world. An american would punch you if you acted normally, that is, giving them sh1t constantly.

Welcome to Australia mate, most of us are nice, but like anywhere there are the usual dickheads.. Have fun.

To answer one of your questions, its warmer here, summers will have days over 40, probabily an average of 30-35, you can get away without a wetsuit in sydney in summer. In melbourne, summer seabreeze's are usually 15-25 knots (I have 13m kite for 90 kg rider), I'm not sure but i think sydney gets about the same, maybe a local could help..

Cheers

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sorry if u no understand. My khazakstanian accent makes it hard for some people.

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To assist with your English I suggest: "It is Australian to be a smart-ass"

Anyway, no dramas with smart-ass responses, just thought that perhaps being Australian also included helping the bloke with his query.

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And see - I was being a smart-ass Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo

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To assist with your English I suggest: "It is Australian to be a smart-ass"

Anyway, no dramas with smart-ass responses, just thought that perhaps being Australian also included helping the bloke with his query.

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LOL... it is also Australian to be a bad speller. Actually I think thats a Queensland thing.

So Is this a KITEFORUM or just a jab jab jab jab forum?

CAN PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME OR GIVE ME SOME TIPS

Mate, we are having a bit of fun with you. Thats the way we are with foreigners that seem to think we all run around in King Gee shorts,which are too small yelling "Crikey! Look at the teeth on that"

( Of course as soon as you leave ,thats what we do !)

The thing is,we are very friendly,and you won't have any problems once you get here.

August in Sydney is mostly Westerlies,and the best place to be is on the South side of Sydney,where you can sail flat water. But a month or so later ,Spring starts and then there is good surf kiting on the Northern Beaches,or good flatwater on South side in Botany Bay and surf at Cronulla-Wanda

The best place to live is on the Northern Beaches for surf.

I don't know about the flat situation from the internet.

Personally I would turn up,find some short term accomodation,maybe in a backpackers,have a look around and then settle.You can look in the local papers for share accomodation.

The site you have listed looks OK.
Most couples here don't share,but have their own flat.

Any questions,post here,just don't mention Sharks (or Crocs,etc.!)

We really DON'T want you killing any of them !